Fuck You-- Pizza

[Zap Rowsdower]

Those poor women with their unfortunate genetics

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Both on disability.

[LolaFaun]

How much do you want to bet that that brand new bottle of ranch never makes it to the fridge?

[Gunther]

north korea has that picture on billboards everywhere.

we are the enemy.

[pooptastik]

they should move to norway for healthcare.

holy fuck. wait. these two can supply Norway with their butter shortage.

[LolaFaun]

north korea has that picture on billboards everywhere.

we are the enemy.

If I saw that as a North Korean "citizen" I'd want to nuke us too.

[hipster holocaust]

north korea has that picture on billboards everywhere.

we are the enemy.

If I saw that as a North Korean "citizen" I'd want to nuke us too.

Especially with this at the top of the billboard:

Both on disability.

[Wang Mandu]

Korean Pizza is pretty much bullshit. Sweet potatoes and shrimp are not supposed to be on pizza

Agreed. Shrimp definitely has a place on a pie but the sweet potato paste is all kinds of bullshit. I would try a real sweet potato pizza with the right toppings. I blame those infidels in Japan.

[Comrade Slinky]

WHAT'S THE FUCKING RANCH SAUCE FOR

[pooptastik]

i really hope its for lubrication and not for the fucking pizza.

[Friendly Goatus]

I know some people who put ranch on pizza. So disgusting... why would you ruin pizza like that?

[valgalder]

so glad i've never known or seen anyone actually do this in real life... I don't know if I would be able to contain myself. It's bad enough that I find ranch served with wings in various places (including chicago) outside of NY....

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[riley-o]

I've dipped my crust in ranch on an occasion or two. It's no big deal.

[valgalder]

[hipster holocaust]

Obama's fascist regime takes over America:

melting down firearms,
eradicating the Dutkos,
making it illegal to dip pizza into ranch sauce.

[hipster holocaust]

You're really not helping the hangover, man.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

There's a pretty decent pizza place here that keeps honey on the table to put on your pizza bones... Not bad... Could take or leave. On more than one occasion I've seen fatties just squirt it all over the pizza before taking a bite.

[Raw Ting]

just ate a few slices of this bad boy. ye olde Greek pizza- with green olives, artichoke hearts, pepperoni, red onion, roma tomatoes and feta. It was the first time I've eaten at a local joint that's been there for years. I will be going back, it was fucking great.

[cibola]

An acquaintance once told me about a roommate she had in college that would only eat veggies dipped in mayonnaise. One night said acquaintance was with friends and got a veggie pizza. There were a couple pieces left that they offered the roommate when she arrived home who replied with "I would but we don't have any mayonnaise here".

[Necrometer]

I think Feb 2 is the day I'll try this one:

[hipster holocaust]

clearly most of you have never been to orange county or los angeles. Where ranch goes on EVERYTHING.
Or nacho cheese.

Horchata pizza?

[Geeheeb]

just got a 17" cast iron skillet so DEEP FUCKEN DISH TONIGHT.

[valgalder]

clearly most of you have never been to orange county or los angeles. Where ranch goes on EVERYTHING.
Or nacho cheese.

despicable.

[Geeheeb]

[Steeb]

clearly most of you have never been to orange county or los angeles. Where ranch goes on EVERYTHING.
Or nacho cheese.

despicable.

I call ranch "ketchup 2.0" I can't eat it on food though. Salad sometimes...