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The Dark Souls Thread
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seath's pretty easy dude.fallbacktostone wrote:was this directed at me? did i have any hope against seath there orrrrrrThe Schwartz wrote:bring friends man trust me
wtf
i did all three games + half a fourth entirely solo
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leave your summon sign at the bonfire before the ice caves and you can farm so many souls on runs defeating Seath
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i invaded and did some pvp and it was fun the couple times it was just one on one, but almost every time it was a group of three who would just absolutely steamroll me
i did try leaving my summon sign a few times but no one ever picked it up
i'm sure the online is fun or whatever, i'm just saying it's totally possible to play and enjoy the game to a ridiculous degree without it.
cue spacehamster with something boring
i did try leaving my summon sign a few times but no one ever picked it up
i'm sure the online is fun or whatever, i'm just saying it's totally possible to play and enjoy the game to a ridiculous degree without it.
cue spacehamster with something boring
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Doesn't change the fact that saying the online is somehow irrelevant to enjoying DeS is a weird opinion, and Riley has many weird opinions about DS. This isn't a pissing contest between the two games. It's kind of cute that he remembers exactly how much DkS I've played, though.Spooky Apparition wrote:new guy's making a valid point here
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wat
I don't keep track of Riley's gaming exploits.
Although granted, his exploits are many, and mine are few. So maybe, yeah.
Anyway, this:
I don't keep track of Riley's gaming exploits.
Although granted, his exploits are many, and mine are few. So maybe, yeah.
Anyway, this:
is true, of course. But it's better with it.possible to play and enjoy the game to a ridiculous degree without it.
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riley-o wrote:seath's pretty easy dude.fallbacktostone wrote:was this directed at me? did i have any hope against seath there orrrrrrThe Schwartz wrote:bring friends man trust me
wtf
so all this shit i have to do after i die and getting locked in this tower i could've avoided? he killed me in one hit
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Um, no...fallbacktostone wrote: so all this shit i have to do after i die and getting locked in this tower i could've avoided? he killed me in one hit
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
...that's a supposed to lose fight, but there's a second encounter with Seath later that's not too hard.
Unless you want to cut off his tail, that is. Grumblegrumble.
Unless you want to cut off his tail, that is. Grumblegrumble.
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I'm hysterical at the moment now that I just found out I can run after 500 hours of play
whoa buddy
whoa buddy
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now jumping doesn't seem so difficult...
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hahahahah fuck man
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bullshit
(i hope)
(i hope)
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so... all through the swamp of blighttown...
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also those fucking pinwheel things are so much easier
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I feel like I'm the only one true king now
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500 hours of walking around
you're the fucking marina abramovic of dark souls
you're the fucking marina abramovic of dark souls
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so the archers in anor londo???? you
just walked up??
man i am going to shit my pants
just walked up??
man i am going to shit my pants
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I BEAT ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH BY MYSELF WITHOUT RUNNING
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so what you had half a screen of vitality and you just LUNGED AROUND like a ninja?!
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I pretty much have precision ninja roll skills unmatched by any mortal
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oh fuck this just broke the case WIDE openfallbacktostone wrote:so the archers in anor londo???? you
just walked up??
man i am going to shit my pants
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I don't know man I have said it before I have never had trouble with the archers