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I think there's some trick for safely stockpiling souls by buying dung pies and later feeding them to the sea monsters for a 100% return.
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fallbacktostone wrote:
The Schwartz wrote:bring friends man trust me
was this directed at me? did i have any hope against seath there orrrrrr

wtf
seath's pretty easy dude.

i did all three games + half a fourth entirely solo :tup:
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leave your summon sign at the bonfire before the ice caves and you can farm so many souls on runs defeating Seath
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i invaded and did some pvp and it was fun the couple times it was just one on one, but almost every time it was a group of three who would just absolutely steamroll me

i did try leaving my summon sign a few times but no one ever picked it up :(

i'm sure the online is fun or whatever, i'm just saying it's totally possible to play and enjoy the game to a ridiculous degree without it.

cue spacehamster with something boring :wank:
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Spooky Apparition wrote:new guy's making a valid point here
Doesn't change the fact that saying the online is somehow irrelevant to enjoying DeS is a weird opinion, and Riley has many weird opinions about DS. This isn't a pissing contest between the two games. It's kind of cute that he remembers exactly how much DkS I've played, though.
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wat

I don't keep track of Riley's gaming exploits.

Although granted, his exploits are many, and mine are few. So maybe, yeah.

Anyway, this:
possible to play and enjoy the game to a ridiculous degree without it.
is true, of course. But it's better with it.
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riley-o wrote:
fallbacktostone wrote:
The Schwartz wrote:bring friends man trust me
was this directed at me? did i have any hope against seath there orrrrrr

wtf
seath's pretty easy dude.
:?

so all this shit i have to do after i die and getting locked in this tower i could've avoided? he killed me in one hit
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fallbacktostone wrote: so all this shit i have to do after i die and getting locked in this tower i could've avoided? he killed me in one hit
Um, no...
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
...that's a supposed to lose fight, but there's a second encounter with Seath later that's not too hard.

Unless you want to cut off his tail, that is. Grumblegrumble.
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I'm hysterical at the moment now that I just found out I can run after 500 hours of play

whoa buddy
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hhahaha what?

you never ran before?
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now jumping doesn't seem so difficult...
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hahahahah fuck man
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:what:
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bullshit

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so... all through the swamp of blighttown... :what:
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also those fucking pinwheel things are so much easier
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oh my god i can't stop laughing at this shit

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I feel like I'm the only one true king now
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500 hours of walking around

you're the fucking marina abramovic of dark souls
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so the archers in anor londo???? you

just walked up??

:lol:

man i am going to shit my pants
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I BEAT ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH BY MYSELF WITHOUT RUNNING
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so what you had half a screen of vitality and you just LUNGED AROUND like a ninja?!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I pretty much have precision ninja roll skills unmatched by any mortal
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fallbacktostone wrote:so the archers in anor londo???? you

just walked up??

:lol:

man i am going to shit my pants
oh fuck this just broke the case WIDE open

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I don't know man I have said it before I have never had trouble with the archers
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