The Dark Souls Thread

[The Schwartz]

I still dont know how to slide down latters or ladders

[Spooky Apparition]

those 500 hours of strolling leisurely around the dark souls world is probably the best counterargument for the game being too hard that anyone could make. you're a true king

this raises a question though: did you walk the entire time in demon's souls as well, you poor bastard?

[fallbacktostone]

hahahahahah tap your newly found "run" button!

[Blair]

I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...

I blame Dead Space for this.

[The Schwartz]

hahahah the funny thing is I think I remember running in demon's souls because there is no way to get past the dragons without it

[The Schwartz]

I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...

I blame Dead Space for this.

doesn't everyone do this?

[riley-o]

slide down latters or ladders

hahahahaha wtffffffff

i feel like we're learning so much about schwartz today

[The Schwartz]

I blame iphone

[riley-o]

for WRITING BOTH ?!

[The Schwartz]

I wrote latter first and then ninja edited ladder in but kept it because it made me laugh real good like

[Blair]

I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...

I blame Dead Space for this.

doesn't everyone do this?

Granted, in my memory everytime I have to cut and run in a videogame I imagine the character sluggishly waddling like a fat old lady window shopping. "For fucks sakes pick up the cunting pace there XXXX!"

[Friendly Goatus]

Hahaha Schwartz.

That makes this so much more funny

I have been trying for an hour to jump the gap to the vendor atop Sen's Fortress, something I have done hundreds of times, and it is not fucking possible. I have felt since playing this again that they fucked up the speed of the character with the latest update and now it's impossible to reach the vendor because of it

WHAT THE FUCK

[The Schwartz]

Yea man Dark Souls can be brutal no matter how experienced you are

[fallbacktostone]

oh my god


oh my god

x 100

[riley-o]

Ahahahahahaha and it turns out my dumb responses to you during that

Were not dumb enough

[Spooky Apparition]

i'm just picturing schwartz slowly walking up to the ledge and falling off of it dozens of times in a row and getting more pissed each time

riley was very unhelpful btw

[fallbacktostone]

oh jesus christ if someone asks me why i'm gasping for air and crying i'll NEVER be able to explain

[riley-o]

My god this thread

This game and this thread

[The Schwartz]

This is no doubt my favorite thread and it's just now peaking

[Spooky Apparition]

i think now we're about to find out that schwartz beat the game using a long sword (+0) and a wooden shield

[riley-o]

and doesn't know about leveling

[The Schwartz]

Well I did accidentally kill the gay bear blacksmith my first playthrough

[Ghost Dad]

wait but how did you jump to the vendor EVER?

There's something fishy going on here.

[The Schwartz]

It's entirely possible I had just forgot any recollection of ever running or maybe I was just born to be king. Either way we all know it was the ladder

[fallbacktostone]

i just saw my sweaty for the first time in a month and she missed a plane flight ending up on a grey hound cross country for four days. while she was regaling me with tales of her exploits i was still stifling laughter over this. i was so relieved when she'd get to a 'funny' part and i could let it out..


fuck