The Dark Souls Thread
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Re: The Dark Souls Thread
I still dont know how to slide down latters or ladders
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those 500 hours of strolling leisurely around the dark souls world is probably the best counterargument for the game being too hard that anyone could make. you're a true king
this raises a question though: did you walk the entire time in demon's souls as well, you poor bastard?
this raises a question though: did you walk the entire time in demon's souls as well, you poor bastard?
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I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
I blame Dead Space for this.
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hahahah the funny thing is I think I remember running in demon's souls because there is no way to get past the dragons without it
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Blair wrote:I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
doesn't everyone do this?
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hahahahaha wtffffffffThe Schwartz wrote:slide down latters or ladders
i feel like we're learning so much about schwartz today
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I blame iphone
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I wrote latter first and then ninja edited ladder in but kept it because it made me laugh real good like
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Granted, in my memory everytime I have to cut and run in a videogame I imagine the character sluggishly waddling like a fat old lady window shopping. "For fucks sakes pick up the cunting pace there XXXX!"The Schwartz wrote:doesn't everyone do this?Blair wrote:I imagining Schwartz stumbling across something that outclasses his character and the visual of him doing the Abe Simpson about face and casually strolling away from some giant raging monster...
I blame Dead Space for this.
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Hahaha Schwartz.
That makes this so much more funny
That makes this so much more funny
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Yea man Dark Souls can be brutal no matter how experienced you are
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Ahahahahahaha and it turns out my dumb responses to you during that
Were not dumb enough
Were not dumb enough
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i'm just picturing schwartz slowly walking up to the ledge and falling off of it dozens of times in a row and getting more pissed each time
riley was very unhelpful btw
riley was very unhelpful btw
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oh jesus christ if someone asks me why i'm gasping for air and crying i'll NEVER be able to explain
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My god this thread
This game and this thread
This game and this thread
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This is no doubt my favorite thread and it's just now peaking
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i think now we're about to find out that schwartz beat the game using a long sword (+0) and a wooden shield
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Well I did accidentally kill the gay bear blacksmith my first playthrough
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There's something fishy going on here.Magick Sam wrote:wait but how did you jump to the vendor EVER?
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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It's entirely possible I had just forgot any recollection of ever running or maybe I was just born to be king. Either way we all know it was the ladder
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i just saw my sweaty for the first time in a month and she missed a plane flight ending up on a grey hound cross country for four days. while she was regaling me with tales of her exploits i was still stifling laughter over this. i was so relieved when she'd get to a 'funny' part and i could let it out..
fuck
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