Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[FVBTVS]

usually the only editing i have to to with my posts? i have to go back over some of my longer posts just to remove extraneous 'justs'

[delmuerte]

'boom'

[Astronaut]

When words are shortened.

"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.

first page guys...

sesh, sitch, resto...

[altars of radness]

Incredibly.

[Cascade Whore]

Woot Woot

[DR. THRAXX]

Sheeple....just saw someone write this on a Facebook post.



Used primarily by Alex Jones followers, and Ron Paul supporters.

[Raw Ting]

That was coined by south park, right?

[Necrometer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple

The label originated in the United States, and designates people who tend to accept and take statements at face value, especially if it is cited in mainstream media or religion. The Wall Street Journal first reported the label in print in 1984; the reporter heard the word used by the proprietor of an American Opinion bookstore affiliated with the John Birch Society.[1] In this usage, taxpayers were derided for their blind conformity as opposed to those who thought independently.

[Cryptoplasty]

People who use the word 'gross' inappropriatly. Mostly to describe a political view or news story. I know it can be used in something like 'gross injustice,' but many times people throw the word out there when they have nothing else to say.

[Cryptoplasty]

"WAKE UP PEOPLE"

Fuck off.

[riley-o]

whilst

[spacehamster]

People who use "whom" incorrectly because they think it makes them sound smart. Drives me up the fucking wall.

[DR. THRAXX]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple

The label originated in the United States, and designates people who tend to accept and take statements at face value, especially if it is cited in mainstream media or religion. The Wall Street Journal first reported the label in print in 1984; the reporter heard the word used by the proprietor of an American Opinion bookstore affiliated with the John Birch Society.[1] In this usage, taxpayers were derided for their blind conformity as opposed to those who thought independently.

Like I said Ron Paul supporters...

[Zap Rowsdower]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple

The label originated in the United States, and designates people who tend to accept and take statements at face value, especially if it is cited in mainstream media or religion. The Wall Street Journal first reported the label in print in 1984; the reporter heard the word used by the proprietor of an American Opinion bookstore affiliated with the John Birch Society.[1] In this usage, taxpayers were derided for their blind conformity as opposed to those who thought independently.

Like I said Ron Paul supporters...

What? Reddit wasn't around in 1984. Psssh.

[hipster holocaust]

White people posting about stuff that white people do.

[soiled depends]

That was coined by south park, right?

south park invented everything.

[DR. THRAXX]

Just saw someone on facebook make a comment on a picture of a burger that said "I would totally nom that"

[Necrometer]

did you judge it to be unnommable?

[Zerohero]

cray cray

[Cryptoplasty]

"I know, right?" or just "Right?!?!" in response to a comment.

[soiled depends]

I'm certain that every last fucking idiot who refernces wu tang bullshit for any reason is a fucking dick head...

[ghost boner]

protect ya neck, mike

[soiled depends]

hey man be careful, the next time you get robbed and beaten in your fuckin shitty ball-bustin' bellbottoms, I might not be very sympathetic...

[spacehamster]

People who use "whom" incorrectly because they think it makes them sound smart. Drives me up the fucking wall.

In the same vein, incorrectly substituting "and I" for "and me", as in, "here's a picture of my fiance and I." DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

[Broken Into Pieces]

Any specifically Twitter-related vocabulary still pisses me off.