Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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I knewwwww that was coming.
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Fats yield more candles. It just makes sense in this economy to make candles from our fats so we can save electricity and also reduce our dinner budgets.
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They have to take extra precautions when they cremate obese people because the fat burns hotter than normal.Cryptoplasty wrote:I don't think anyone really wants to send fats to the ovens.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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dress like wednesday, eat like pugsley
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the fucking pop-tart ice cream sandwich!!!
sort of inspired by the Idget/Crypto exchange: I think there are a decent number of post-fats in this thread. I was pretty chubby when I was 12 and it sucked, almost entirely for the social shame. I never had to work to get into shape (viva growth spurt) but I certainly worked to stay in shape subsequently. I believe that fitness is an important personal responsibility and I think the obesity epidemic is one of many symptoms of a shitty, short-sighted society that has been programmed to look for cures instead of means of prevention because the former are that much more profitable. there are many industries working to keep people out of shape while keeping them dissatisfied with that state of life. I am sympathetic for the fats since the impossible body image propaganda is certainly damaging, but ultimately it's not as damaging as this "fuck everything and eat 'til you die" backlash. let's remember that doctors have no power to get these people to own what they are doing to their bodies. maybe the big-scale social shaming is evil, and the smaller-scale shaming (is there a more positive way to phrase this?) could be beneficial? just rambling now; I'll shut up.
holy shit I read most of that article and only now realized anything said "fatshion" biggest humble-brag in the world, isn't it? I can't be attractive because then people are too attracted to me shut the fuck up
sort of inspired by the Idget/Crypto exchange: I think there are a decent number of post-fats in this thread. I was pretty chubby when I was 12 and it sucked, almost entirely for the social shame. I never had to work to get into shape (viva growth spurt) but I certainly worked to stay in shape subsequently. I believe that fitness is an important personal responsibility and I think the obesity epidemic is one of many symptoms of a shitty, short-sighted society that has been programmed to look for cures instead of means of prevention because the former are that much more profitable. there are many industries working to keep people out of shape while keeping them dissatisfied with that state of life. I am sympathetic for the fats since the impossible body image propaganda is certainly damaging, but ultimately it's not as damaging as this "fuck everything and eat 'til you die" backlash. let's remember that doctors have no power to get these people to own what they are doing to their bodies. maybe the big-scale social shaming is evil, and the smaller-scale shaming (is there a more positive way to phrase this?) could be beneficial? just rambling now; I'll shut up.
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cant believe this is your first exposure to fatshion.
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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your link was the first instance of the term on this board, and this board is my solitary gateway to the internet
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Eat shit and live...
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Joker didn't say that
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Oh, for fucks sakes you fucking fats, maybe you should try bringing some nuts and fresh fruit to the beach.
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It's not uncommon for fats to congregate around sources of more fat.
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Zerohero wrote:shooting cum on that hot chick that is my altar.
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Fuck it.
Prep the ovens.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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Great. Just great.
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My favorite is the "because my kids might turn out to be fat" one. Confiscate her ovaries, NOW.
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this is a terrible fucking nightmare
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They are just like meth heads. Horribly misshapen bodies due to addiction. They should have a meth mouth acceptance page too.
"I need meth mouth acceptance because teeth that look like an unkempt 18th century graveyard are beautiful too!"
"I need meth mouth acceptance because until Hollywood features more people who have ground their teeth into tiles I will never feel like my smile is as beautiful as it really is!"
"I need meth mouth acceptance because teeth that look like an unkempt 18th century graveyard are beautiful too!"
"I need meth mouth acceptance because until Hollywood features more people who have ground their teeth into tiles I will never feel like my smile is as beautiful as it really is!"
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Jesus fucking Christ, her leg looks like dough overflowing out of a pan.Blair wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, you have to pay for two seats" is the new "back of the bus, black person!"Pisscubes wrote:Are obese people somehow not being allowed to contribute to the world? Are there some stories I'm missing out where working plans for a car engine that runs on water were sent over to GM and once it was revealed to have been invented by a fat person, they through them away?
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Some of these people really think they're engaging in a civil rights struggle here. It's amazing.
because we've allowed this to happen.
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I love how 75% of them have the same style of clothes, glasses, tattoos. Social justice warrior fats subculture.
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