Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

[Zap Rowsdower]

The day a fat tries instructing desirable women on subjective taste...

[Zap Rowsdower]

There you have it gents. A gunt and fupa are basically tits.

[Cryptoplasty]

[THE KILL]

hahahaha

[Raw Ting]

Fat female "comedians" are the worst species on the god damn planet

In 2 movies I watched in the last week there's been this fat australian blob farting around and trying go be funny, but ultimately making me suffer a fools fate

[riley-o]

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of course they will

[Necrometer]

sadly (!?!?) she's perpetuating thin culture by pretending she doesn't find them absolutely irresistible

[Raw Ting]

no you don't understand, she had a buffalo chicken salad for lunch, with a diet coke. She earned those oreos.

[Raw Ting]

As Russ pointed out, its absurd for her to pretend to not enjoy Oreos. I have a female cousin who is obese, and she feigns disinterest in any junk food, yet cookies and other sweets have a habit of dissapearing when she's the only one in the room. I don't know who they think they're fooling...

[Zap Rowsdower]

[smellmyfinger]

Yeah. That's it. You don't feel happy being naked because of SOCIETY. That's it, exactly.

I blame mirrors.

[spacehamster]

I really need to barf, but I'm scared it's going to come out looking like her.

[Raw Ting]

Imagine the stench

[riley-o]

It's like Chuck Klosterman's head sitting on a bag of rotting cottage cheese that's inexplicably is wearing a bikini

[FVBTVS]

that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..

[Raw Ting]

wow, that's disturbingly accurate

[The Bill]

Looks like what cancer should look if it had a human avatar. Fuck,I could have used that picture when I was a teen to undo inappropriate boner moments.

[Necrometer]

Chuck Klosterman

I just had to look this guy up and it turns out he's been doing an advice column for NYT? I want to play chicken with all this horseshit, scoring points every time I find a deep contradiction like "An Illegal Marriage That Benefits Society? It’s a loveless transaction. Unless it isn’t."

http://topics.nytimes.com/top/features/ ... index.html

[Gunther]

that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..

what if these pictures are related

[Necrometer]

gunt her? damn near kill her!

[FVBTVS]

that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..

what if these pictures are related

[Ray]

"I'd much prefer a salad... flavored... oreo."

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

Having lived 5 years in North Dakota and being an alumni of the same university, I can provide anecdotal evidence that indicate that everyone who has had Chuck Kloisterman in their life thinks he's a giant douchebag.

[Raw Ting]

never heard of him, but having seen that picture of him, I can say with 100% certaintity he is a horrible person

[riley-o]

It's not good, man. It's not good.

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