Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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The day a fat tries instructing desirable women on subjective taste...
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There you have it gents. A gunt and fupa are basically tits.
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Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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hahahahaCryptoplasty wrote:
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Fat female "comedians" are the worst species on the god damn planet
In 2 movies I watched in the last week there's been this fat australian blob farting around and trying go be funny, but ultimately making me suffer a fools fate
In 2 movies I watched in the last week there's been this fat australian blob farting around and trying go be funny, but ultimately making me suffer a fools fate
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of course they willComments may be held for uploader approval.
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sadly (!?!?) she's perpetuating thin culture by pretending she doesn't find them absolutely irresistible
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no you don't understand, she had a buffalo chicken salad for lunch, with a diet coke. She earned those oreos.
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As Russ pointed out, its absurd for her to pretend to not enjoy Oreos. I have a female cousin who is obese, and she feigns disinterest in any junk food, yet cookies and other sweets have a habit of dissapearing when she's the only one in the room. I don't know who they think they're fooling...
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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Pisscubes wrote:Yeah. That's it. You don't feel happy being naked because of SOCIETY. That's it, exactly.
I blame mirrors.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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I really need to barf, but I'm scared it's going to come out looking like her.
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Imagine the stench
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It's like Chuck Klosterman's head sitting on a bag of rotting cottage cheese that's inexplicably is wearing a bikini
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that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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wow, that's disturbingly accurate
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Looks like what cancer should look if it had a human avatar. Fuck,I could have used that picture when I was a teen to undo inappropriate boner moments.
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I just had to look this guy up and it turns out he's been doing an advice column for NYT? I want to play chicken with all this horseshit, scoring points every time I find a deep contradiction like "An Illegal Marriage That Benefits Society? It’s a loveless transaction. Unless it isn’t."riley-o wrote:Chuck Klosterman
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/features/ ... index.html
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what if these pictures are relatedFVBTVS wrote:that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..
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gunt her? damn near kill her!
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Gunther wrote:what if these pictures are relatedFVBTVS wrote:that is so much worse than the melted pussy on tuna can..
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Pisscubes wrote:"I'd much prefer a salad... flavored... oreo."
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Having lived 5 years in North Dakota and being an alumni of the same university, I can provide anecdotal evidence that indicate that everyone who has had Chuck Kloisterman in their life thinks he's a giant douchebag.
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never heard of him, but having seen that picture of him, I can say with 100% certaintity he is a horrible person
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