Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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slinky would still bone lindy west..
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I'd need a decent look at her arse first before I committed to anything.
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The new world we create is going to be a tough one for our old pal Slinky..
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since i dont know what slinky looks like i can just idealize him as a decent looking clean cut gentleman with no visible problems but he just has this fatal flaw. its fun.
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I went from riding 160+ miles a week to struggling to walk 200 feet. Maybe these people just have important bones that are broken.
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Their point usually is that they're otherwise healthy fats who just happen, by the cruelest of chance, to be fat. No outside reasons need apply.
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FVBTVS wrote:since i dont know what slinky looks like i can just idealize him as a decent looking clean cut gentleman with no visible problems but he just has this fatal flaw. its fun.
riley-o wrote:The new world we create is going to be a tough one for our old pal Slinky..
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don't worry Slinky I got your back
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Oh look! Here's an article she wrote about lying on her active and healthy diet ass for 24 hours watching tv.riley-o wrote:I think it's fucking hilarious when some slob trots out the ol' "I'm an athlete ! Why, just this morning I walked over a mile, so don't make assumptions about my health !" Wow, you walked ?? A whole mile, you say ! Well haven't I been put in my place ! By the way, what do you get at the coffee shop when you walk (no, I know, uphill !) there, every day ?
My biggest problem with this, though, is that her argument seems to be that since she's not the person that the ads are targeting (assuming she's not lying about her portions and food choices, which, come on.) then NO ONE is the person these ads are targeting. And that seems like a pretty monstrous leap, especially for someone as girthy as Lindy.
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This might be 1000 calories more than I eat in a day and I'm a ~190 lbs. active male
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even her eye is lazy
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Fats are junkies, and they lie about their intake just like all other junkies do. Actually, I think heroin/opioid addicts are more honest about how much they use, because they really just don't give a fuck. Alcoholics, smokers, rapists, and eaters almost always at least halve what they imbibe in when asked.Zap Rowsdower wrote:Oh look! Here's an article she wrote about lying on her active and healthy diet ass for 24 hours watching tv.riley-o wrote:I think it's fucking hilarious when some slob trots out the ol' "I'm an athlete ! Why, just this morning I walked over a mile, so don't make assumptions about my health !" Wow, you walked ?? A whole mile, you say ! Well haven't I been put in my place ! By the way, what do you get at the coffee shop when you walk (no, I know, uphill !) there, every day ?
My biggest problem with this, though, is that her argument seems to be that since she's not the person that the ads are targeting (assuming she's not lying about her portions and food choices, which, come on.) then NO ONE is the person these ads are targeting. And that seems like a pretty monstrous leap, especially for someone as girthy as Lindy.
http://jezebel.com/god-help-me-i-watche ... @tcraggs22
All full of misleading fat chick myspace angle selfies.
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This might be 1000 calories more than I eat in a day and I'm a ~190 lbs. active male
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I was just thinking of putting cards with what that person eats in a day on passed out fatties.
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I have a relative who's a bleeding heart facebook activist, constantly posting about the fight for GMO labeling, and a constant stream of nutrition factoids pictures. This person also happens to eat a fuckton of fastfood, and at any given time the trunk of her subaru is littered with a ton of mcdonalds bags. Did i mention she's an avid jezebel/huffpost reader?
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That picture of 24 hours worth of "snacks" is making me nauseous. This is coming from someone who woke up at noon and ate 5 cookies for breakfast (small ones, and I stand by my decision). Oh wait, they're "human-sized" portions, though—that explains it.
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If these social do-good over-eaters really want to shut people up they should video document their eating and exercising habits to prove they live healthy and still don't lose weight. No fucking way that's going to happen though.
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And the QUANTITIES... I doubt I could eat all that at 3 sittings. Seriously.Pisscubes wrote:She walks a mile a day and has thrown yogurt and fruit into a diet of cheese puffs, chocolate and soda. Are you claiming she's not doing everything in her power here? It's obvious no one can be a healthy weight.a world of no wrote:If these social do-good over-eaters really want to shut people up they should video document their eating and exercising habits to prove they live healthy and still don't lose weight. No fucking way that's going to happen though.
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I only see one soda, the six pack in the back is Fat Tire beer. Oh and the soda is Blue Sky, a natural soda, and it looks like the cheesy poofs are some "organic" or "natural" brand as well. Never mind the fact that they are both contain just as many calories as a coke and cheetos. I think what ol' Lindy considers healthy is just her falling for marketing ploys. I bet she even eats the much healthier nutritionally sound ARTISAN bread, too, you know, to be healthy..and she probably only eats off the Fresco menu at taco bell.
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It's not even really a question of calories, as much as what those calories are composed of, and their endocrine impact. Carbohydrates induce a massive spike in insulin, which in turn causes both the storage of extra sugars (after processing into triglycerides) as adipose fat, AND triggers the appetite (while also inducing the "low blood sugar" crash).Raw Ting wrote:I only see one soda, the six pack in the back is Fat Tire beer. Oh and the soda is Blue Sky, a natural soda, and it looks like the cheesy poofs are some "organic" or "natural" brand as well. Never mind the fact that they are both contain just as many calories as a coke and cheetos. I think what ol' Lindy considers healthy is just her falling for marketing ploys. I bet she even eats the much healthier nutritionally sound ARTISAN bread, too, you know, to be healthy..and she probably only eats off the Fresco menu at taco bell.
She could LITERALLY eat slabs of butter and lose weight VERSUS this display of sugar heavy garbage.
Almost everything in that picture is going to cause over-eating, and just PACK on body fat.
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If you visit some ketogenic diet websites you'll see all sorts of reformed "I thought I simply couldn't lose weight but being on this diet really taught me a lesson on how the body works." testimonials. It's especially funny when fat fucks newly on the diet complain about how they've been doing it for a week and haven't lost weight, "oh... I have chips/potatoes/cookies/cake/etc every once in a while though" and then cannot comprehend why all the usedtobefats get frustrated with them.
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POTATOES?!
Keep the potatoes... ditch the bread. All the wheaty, floury glutinous bread...
Keep the potatoes... ditch the bread. All the wheaty, floury glutinous bread...
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i agree please leave the potato's out of this !
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fucking starch. you two missed where i said "ketogenic" diet. no/lowlow carbs.
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If you look at the sheer number of calories these eat-beasts shove through their cakeholes every day, though, I really think the (slightly) finer points of healthy nutrition are a secondary problem. Cutting back to, I dunno, 2000 calories' worth of Cheetos, chocolate cake and beer is still better than 6000 of essentially the same plus a fruit and a yogurt thrown in. Get the insane caloric intake to "human amounts", then start working on not eating like a fucking child raiding the pantry when mom's not home.takeasneededforpain wrote: It's not even really a question of calories, as much as what those calories are composed of, and their endocrine impact.
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