NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

[Zerohero]

Me and my friends were calling him Jeff Hornie-cek since back in the first year of NBA Hoops cards:

[Ray]

hahahahaha

[Natas]

Thread is rockin' now

[Zerohero]

Gentleman looks fuckable, and has hand appearing ready to pump rod with authority. Face looks familiar, but more importantly ready do happily receive ample cum hosings. I feel like I fucked this guy before. Can't tell with stupid short shorts covering pisshole. Hornie.

[Ray]

I told Natas the Rockets would lose to the Clippers (end of road trip) but beat the Heat and Pacers

WESTERN CONFERENCE MOTHERFUCKER. I wouldn't mind Rockets playing the Clippers in a series but they have to be in top form to have any chance.

[Natas]

Wade is about to have the best fg% for a guard in almost 30 years.

Clips and Spurs are on compete fire. Grizz playing great too.

I don't give a shit about the Knicks and am scared that being so close I'll have to even more bs about nothing with Phil Jackson there.

Anthony Davis is amazing.

The Suns are great but will probably miss the playoffs and without a big defensive acquisition or three will miss next year also.

PJ Tucker is an ok player but seems like he'd beat the shit out of half the league np

Warriors need to make a playoff run but I don't see them getting to the finals anytime soon.

I love something about the new center from Louisville, Gorgui Dieng, but he averages 7+ fouls per 36 minutes.

Wondering about the Pacers but they can't not make it to the conference finals, right? Could be a shocker.

Timberwolves blow and Love is GONE after the season.

[jews 4 cheez-its]

I want the Celtics to put up Ls right now for obvious reasons so holy shit, that 121-120 overtime drop against the Pelicans was absolutely amazing

And apparently Glenn Ordway is now live-streaming an "unfiltered" Big Show internet radio program during the (mostly theoretical in this context) afternoon drive slot after getting canned by WEEI last year.

[Natas]

who is that, j4c

[Zerohero]

Wade is about to have the best fg% for a guard in almost 30 years.

Clips and Spurs are on compete fire. Grizz playing great too.

I don't give a shit about the Knicks and am scared that being so close I'll have to even more bs about nothing with Phil Jackson there.

Anthony Davis is amazing.

The Suns are great but will probably miss the playoffs and without a big defensive acquisition or three will miss next year also.

PJ Tucker is an ok player but seems like he'd beat the shit out of half the league np

Warriors need to make a playoff run but I don't see them getting to the finals anytime soon.

I love something about the new center from Louisville, Gorgui Dieng, but he averages 7+ fouls per 36 minutes.

Wondering about the Pacers but they can't not make it to the conference finals, right? Could be a shocker.

Timberwolves blow and Love is GONE after the season.

the only important thing in the NBA is,

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[Natas]

Lance Stephenson really got ejected for that?? Wtf

Oh and this

[ghost boner]

that was probably the worst called game of all time and indy still won. fuck yeah. also paul george dunking on lebron

[Natas]

gonna be a fun playoffs If they meet, which yes, is likely but not garunteed.

Vern,
I didn't reply about Nick Young/Swaggy P that one time. He's just a fucking jerkoff to me and I hated him in Philly. Has some talent but he's a get his no passing no defense dork. Still can see how he can be endearing though. That thing he did that night was retarded. Guys like him give the league a bad name I suppose is my main thing but I've been trying to see the other side of it

[ghost boner]

it was retarded but i dont think it was really all that bad. i also am biased because i fucking love nick young more than anything

[Natas]

[ghost boner]

i cant wait til eddie posts his jersey in here

[Natas]

Starbury after winning his 2nd title in China. Showing emotion in the locker room after going into labor on the court.






Top 20 All-Time Leaders in Total Salary Earned
Rank Player Total Salary Earned
1 Kevin Garnett $311,336,371
2 Shaquille O'Neal $292,198,327
3 Kobe Bryant $279,738,062
4 Tim Duncan $213,787,840
5 Dirk Nowitzki $200,338,546
6 Jason Kidd $183,443,175
7 Ray Allen $182,404,830
8 Chris Webber $178,230,697
9 Paul Pierce $166,493,698
10 Jermaine O'Neal $165,579,153
11 Elton Brand $165,339,130
12 Tracy McGrady $162,730,346
13 Pau Gasol $156,574,396
14 Rashard Lewis $155,397,815
15 Allen Iverson $154,770,668
16 Rasheed Wallace $152,736,609
17 Juwan Howard $151,886,790
18 Stephon Marbury $150,537,595
19 Alonzo Mourning $150,018,131
20 Baron Davis $147,542,983

[Natas]

Dirk is seemingly one of the most underrated players in the game's history right now. Then again I have been watching more of his games of late. He went off last Tuesday and Zach Harper posted:

/gets home, turns on TV, sees Dirk delivering daggers, knows all is right in the world
11:08pm - 25 Mar 14

[Natas]

The gif address says complete air ball wtf

[Wang Mandu]

Top 20 All-Time Leaders in Total Salary Earned
Rank Player Total Salary Earned
11 Elton Brand $165,339,130
12 Tracy McGrady $162,730,346
14 Rashard Lewis $155,397,815
17 Juwan Howard $151,886,790
20 Baron Davis $147,542,983

Lol. That's a lot of money wasted.

[Natas]

I know I know, but in their prime Brand & McGrady were so awesome before injuries. Howard one of my favorite players ever going back to Michigan and his first third of his career. Davis was one of the most talented (yet disappointing) players I ever saw. Same with Tracy. Still far worse overpaying in baseball imo.

[Wang Mandu]

Oh for sure. I just read an article about Lebron being jealous of some big leaguer who'll make close to $30 million a year. Injuries are such a shitty way for athletes to go and Shaun Livingston went to high school the town over from where I grew up. He had so much potential and then it was all gone with that freak injury. Jermaine O'Neal was on that nasty Indy squad and was an animal before injuries. Davis whined a lot iirc but at least he gave us that one great Warriors playoff series against Dallas. Rashard Lewis making that much should be illegal.

[Natas]

Love watching Shaun Livingston now. Can't believe he's still around.

[TF@work]

Top 20 All-Time Leaders in Total Salary Earned
Rank Player Total Salary Earned
1 Kevin Garnett $311,336,371
2 Shaquille O'Neal $292,198,327
4 Tim Duncan $213,787,840
5 Dirk Nowitzki $200,338,546
8 Chris Webber $178,230,697
10 Jermaine O'Neal $165,579,153
11 Elton Brand $165,339,130
13 Pau Gasol $156,574,396
14 Rashard Lewis $155,397,815
16 Rasheed Wallace $152,736,609
17 Juwan Howard $151,886,790
19 Alonzo Mourning $150,018,131

I wants my fuckin money

bigs getting paiiiiiid

also, for all you tyson chandler fans (which really should be all of you): he was mr. basketball in california. TWICE. that is so fucking cool.

[Zerohero]

Love watching Shaun Livingston now. Can't believe he's still around.

cavs were such retards... Livingston was good for them last year, and they didn't even make him an offer... he's making a 850K contract, barely above the minimum, and cavs spent 6m on jarret jack (and 4 mill on earl "out of the nba now" clark.)

Livingston has that nice mix of size for a pg, passing ability and can manage the game. The Nets got a bargain.

[Wang Mandu]

Didn't even know he was playing well. I knew the Cavs pretty much wasted him last year. Gonna have to not be a cheapskate and get a playoffs streaming pass.