Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms
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I need slinkys opinion.
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Jesus fuck that hurtsZap Rowsdower wrote:
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If she's a recovering bulimic, didn't she have a bit of a head start?
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Recovering bulimics make me sick.
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enough to say... purge your meal?
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Totally don't roll with boulders my man.Cryptoplasty wrote:I need slinkys opinion.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Her blue hair makes her tattoo look like chest hair. Not that real chest hair or anything else would have done the impossible and somehow made her less appealing, but.. imagine if she was naked and had chest hair. It would be like someone giving you a plate of dog shit to eat, and then you notice they have put a fistful of pubes on top of it.
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riley-o wrote:Her blue hair makes her tattoo look like chest hair. Not that real chest hair or anything else would have done the impossible and somehow made her less appealing, but.. imagine if she was naked and had chest hair. It would be like someone giving you a plate of dog shit to eat, and then you notice they have put a fistful of pubes on top of it.
I just shot water out my nose, and it sprayed upon my lap.
Now my co-workers will suspect I pissed my pants.
THANKS A TON.
(Seriously though, the mental image of the "dog shit a la pube" is HILARIOUS.)
Eat shit and live...
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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NOT FUCKING REAL!!!
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Time to start the World's Largest Grease Fire™ at Auschwitz.Introvert wrote:NOT FUCKING REAL!!!
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This is officially the biggest cunt on the internet. I read some of the posts, and not only is she a fucking idiot, she's a huge arrogant bitch.
Fuck.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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and not only is she a fucking idiot, she's a huge arrogant bitch. [/quote]Cryptoplasty wrote: http://aboutthinprivilege.tumblr.com/po ... llo-marcie
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want to see some photographs of this skinny fat asshole
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she's definitely a busted ass looking cunt. there's no way that she's not.
and you know she's a cutter. her life is so horrible... she takes it out on herself because she thinks it'll make other people feel icky.
and you know she's a cutter. her life is so horrible... she takes it out on herself because she thinks it'll make other people feel icky.
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Chad wrote:Idget child might be the worst poster here though...
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Haha that looked like it was a really nice chair too.
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That's Reddi-Wip, which means it's literally fluffed corn syrup, NOT cream at ALL. Just like Cool-Whip... I mean, it's like diabetes type-II is an ACHIEVEMENT to these fuckheads.
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woah woah woah sorry to piss all over the health benefits of CREAM
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I don't know, i have no problem with using heavy cream, but fuck some corn syrup bullshit kream. kale doesn't taste as good in coffee.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGLwzbvx4S4<
a hammy sosa gets a verbal smack in the face- very refreshing.
but as most jezebel staff writers and tumblr fat power activists know, doctors iz wrong.
a hammy sosa gets a verbal smack in the face- very refreshing.
but as most jezebel staff writers and tumblr fat power activists know, doctors iz wrong.