Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

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I need slinkys opinion.
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote:http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/hot-mo ... 49769.html

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If she's a recovering bulimic, didn't she have a bit of a head start?

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Recovering bulimics make me sick.
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enough to say... purge your meal?
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Cryptoplasty wrote:I need slinkys opinion.
Totally don't roll with boulders my man.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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Her blue hair makes her tattoo look like chest hair. Not that real chest hair or anything else would have done the impossible and somehow made her less appealing, but.. imagine if she was naked and had chest hair. It would be like someone giving you a plate of dog shit to eat, and then you notice they have put a fistful of pubes on top of it.
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riley-o wrote:Her blue hair makes her tattoo look like chest hair. Not that real chest hair or anything else would have done the impossible and somehow made her less appealing, but.. imagine if she was naked and had chest hair. It would be like someone giving you a plate of dog shit to eat, and then you notice they have put a fistful of pubes on top of it.
:lol:

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NOT FUCKING REAL!!!
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Introvert wrote:NOT FUCKING REAL!!!
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This is officially the biggest cunt on the internet. I read some of the posts, and not only is she a fucking idiot, she's a huge arrogant bitch.

Fuck.
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:lol:
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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and not only is she a fucking idiot, she's a huge arrogant bitch. [/quote]

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want to see some photographs of this skinny fat asshole
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she's definitely a busted ass looking cunt. there's no way that she's not.

and you know she's a cutter. her life is so horrible... she takes it out on herself because she thinks it'll make other people feel icky.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

I have 8 children.
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Haha that looked like it was a really nice chair too.
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FVBTVS wrote:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p83OpVJX-BY<

close enough
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woah woah woah sorry to piss all over the health benefits of CREAM
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I don't know, i have no problem with using heavy cream, but fuck some corn syrup bullshit kream. kale doesn't taste as good in coffee.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGLwzbvx4S4<


a hammy sosa gets a verbal smack in the face- very refreshing. :tup:


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