Big & Beautiful Thread of Sizeisms

[Necrometer]

looks a pudgy

LOL italy

[Raw Ting]

yesterday while finishing my X-mas shopping, I picked up a set of candles and the pack was open on the bottom and shattered on the ground. i went and got the manager who was nearby and we were chatting while he swept the glass. This happened in a really wide aisle, and we were off to the side of it. A hamplanet pulled up with her cart and said really loudly- interrupting the guy talking- EXCUSE ME! He stopped talking for a split second, but then continued on. we acted like she didn't even exist. after a few seconds passes she says LOUDLY - THANKS A LOT!! to which i reply- No problem. she huffed and puffed out of there.

Now i'm not sure if she wanted the guys help with something, or if she wanted us to move over even though there was plenty of room so she could orbit through the aisle. but either way, she was rude, fat, and ugly, and she couldn't even wait a few seconds so she wasn't being an interrupting fucking ham- not so much to ask there.

[Necrometer]

Fat woman is late for a flight, hungover and pissy-- gets angry when I guy calls her out for not saying, "Excuse me" as she flops around trying to get her over-sized carryon in the overhead bin, writes an article about how it's all because she's fat.

http://jezebel.com/heres-what-it-feels- ... 1488750726

Fucking Lindy West. Who has ever had a totally pleasant experience on a packed flight? It's a tube of pain, discomfort, and social unrest for everyone, almost all the time. This is fucking terrible.

As soon as he fell asleep (with his mouth open like a NERD), I passive-aggressively jarred his foot with my backpack and then said, "OH, EXCUSE ME," because I am an adult. We ignored each other for the rest of the flight.

It seems it's harder to turn the other cheek when everything weighs twice what it should.

She even says

That guy next to me didn't call me fat to my face. I don't even know if that's what was bothering him...

Why not just delete your stupid story right there? Slow news day in anti-fat injustice...

[Necrometer]

From the comments:

I recently flew with my mother-in-law and felt so bad having to buy her two seats. She was always fit, but a few years ago she developed a disease where he bones break and don't heal. So she has multiple breaks and fractures in both legs and as a result of being in a wheelchair all the time has gained considerable weight.

I think my asshole status was cemented when laughing at this...

[Necrometer]

One substantial consolation is that people in the comments are NOT buying the shit she's selling. Total backlash.

[riley-o]

So she writes an entire article about how being fat is so fucking horrible and miserable, she's been on both sides of the coin, she's been thin and fat and trust me fat is waaaaaaaay worse, but still makes sure to drop in this shit

I fit in every other chair. (Some people don't. That's fine too. Those are good bodies too. Those people deserve respect and accommodations too, without caveats.)

Fight for fat-positivity while complaining about how truly awful it is to be fat. She's so fucking transparent and contrived. Just admit you're a fat pig who eats too much junk and accept the consequences; or, change.

She does more to fuel the fires of fat-negativity than she'll ever do to contribute to fat-positivity. I'm starting to believe she's an agent-provocateur for a shadowy consortium of thin people.

[FVBTVS]

honestly, mother fuck lindy west forever but

how the world works is natures it's natural

[takeasneededforpain]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jes-baker ... 53713.html

Oh sweet fuck almighty, does anyone have a goddamn harpoon?

[Raw Ting]

instead of some useful pre-sex hygiene advice like the article should have, it's this shit instead: "A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won't break his back."

complete, utter bullshit. picking up my sub 120 pound work wife is awkward. I would never attempt to pick up a lindy west, i would fuck up my back guaranteed. quit lying you cow.

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Google image search for Lindy West yielded this gem:

[The Foreman]

instead of some useful pre-sex hygiene advice like the article should have, it's this shit instead: "A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won't break his back."

complete, utter bullshit. picking up my sub 120 pound work wife is awkward. I would never attempt to pick up a lindy west, i would fuck up my back guaranteed. quit lying you cow.

Are you seriously that much of a skinny jeaned wimp? You can't pick up a 120lb girl?

I had no problem picking up my recent 5'10 150lb romp. Grant it she was surprised because most of you losers are sub 5'8.

[Idget Child]

[Raw Ting]

I think i just got salted

[takeasneededforpain]

Social Justice Kittens, for our "ample" friend.

[Wormholegenerator]

[Introvert]

So when she eventually keels over from obesity-related health issues, will it be addressed?

Yes, but it will probably be something about her friend on the right only cheating death because of her thin privilege....

[Ghost Dad]

[Cascade Whore]

I think i just got salted

It just sounded weird coming from you as you're obviously strong from your weight lifting vids (not being sarcastic) I've also easily picked up 120lb women and I have the muscle mass of Jessie Camp. Did you tweak your back or something?

[Zap Rowsdower]

[The Torsion]

Clearly the problem is his 6" micropeen

[Raw Ting]

I think i just got salted

It just sounded weird coming from you as you're obviously strong from your weight lifting vids (not being sarcastic) I've also easily picked up 120lb women and I have the muscle mass of Jessie Camp. Did you tweak your back or something?

my back is fine now, it's just awkward picking up things that aren't barbells, such as women. tried to bench press my work wife once, couldn't do it. i can bench well over a hundred pounds more than her body weight, however? strange gamgees. Anyway-

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jenny-tro ... 21379.html

just when you thought huffpost couldn't get stupider, it...does.

[Zap Rowsdower]

Haha, even for matters other than hunger, fats can never be satisfied.

They basically have the biggest female celebrity at the moment advocating HAES; e.g. don't worry about size, pay attention to liking yourself.

Except, non-fat people can't say this because privilege. She's just shaming and triggering.

[Necrometer]

that article is fucked and I will not be attacking it further because trying to understand it enough to form a counter-argument or critical response simply makes my head hurt

[Raw Ting]

my mind can't grok comparing a morbidly obese woman in her 40's to an early 20's female lead. holy smokes.

[badgevvrecker]

WHOOPS CAUGHT!

lawl, damn you russ, and you meddling kids!!

talk about negative liberty.