NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

[Zerohero]

They've faltered as a team for sure for every game, yet AMAZINGLY each game could've gone either way. I seriously was NOT ready for this shit, so much that I almost hope Houston never makes the playoffs again, haha.

How about that mysterious technical foul on Dwight, and that needless double T on Mo Williams and Terrence Jones... I still don't know what either Rocket fucking did, especially the one called on Dwight.

I'm still in the depression/anger phase of grieving of the soon to be RIP Rockets

main real reason I was pulling for the Rockets to pull that out was to extend the series which have been awesome games.

I love watching Lilliard and McAldridge... even got a soft spot for ol' Mo Williams.. was nice seeing him hit that big ass critical 3, even if he was 1/5 or 1/?? the whole game from there.

These were 2 of my LP broadband teams.

[Natas]

Digging that redhead in the Kia commercial...

I agree Scott Brooks has def got to go.

[Natas]

Mark Cuban supposedly owns http://www.nets.com

Click it.

Edit, no I guess that was just a rumor from a couple years ago that he owned it

[bland ed]

I'm only getting a korn ecard

[Natas]

My dream of a Jae Crowder vs. Demarre Carroll NBA Finals is alive and I am rubbing my hands fiendishly as I begin working on my marquee poster with their images and this logo

[Natas]

Steph Curry's mom is rather hot

[bland ed]

[bland ed]

that was a real vern, jo noke

Steph Curry's mom is rather hot

[altars of radness]

I love the Spurs and all, but they looked old as hell today. When you're getting out-hustled by 2014 Vince Carter, you can kiss the fucking finals goodbye.

[TF@work]

I love the Spurs and all, but they looked old as hell today. When you're getting out-hustled by 2014 Vince Carter, you can kiss the fucking finals goodbye.

give dallas credit, they're putting enough testicles into their defense to take away the chaparrals's ball movement, and as good as parker and leonard are, iso players? not so much. thank heavens for boris diaw and his sneaky-fat perimeter game.

calling it now: matt bonner goes off for a whopping 15 (including 4-7 from 3) and pulls down five big boards in game six. diaw, trying to cheer on his teammate, will clap his double quarter pounder into oblivion. this will make him angry, and his ketchup-stained hands of rage will pick up a flagrant two on poor, unsuspecting, and suddenly tasty monta ellis.

[Natas]

https://twitter.com/GottliebShow/status ... 3149473792

[Ray]

I love the Spurs and all, but they looked old as hell today. When you're getting out-hustled by 2014 Vince Carter, you can kiss the fucking finals goodbye.

thank heavens for boris diaw and his sneaky-fat perimeter game.

sneaky fat NBA vets are the best

Dejuan Blair looked...spry. I can't believe he's only 25

[TF@work]

https://twitter.com/GottliebShow/status ... 3149473792

that's a pretty good iteration of a tried and true sports trope

i went with "i'm eating kale chips in southern california and i'm grabbing as many rebounds as roy hibbert"

[TF@work]

so this whole sterling thing huh, boy is that a story that isn't done eighty five ways to who gives a shit now

i'm just saying a.) the team is worth at least a billion, b.) the next owner will push for a branded sports network or at least a share of one (ey yo, uverse, i'm looking at you!), and c.) the next owner will try to get better terms at staples by threatening to pick up and go to anaheim. the fact that a new ownership group can do the latter two justifies the first.

[Natas]

Not going to comment on it, but it would be pretty sweet to see the Clips shit on the Warriors' faces here.

[Zerohero]

Not going to comment on it, but it would be pretty sweet to see the Clips shit on the Warriors' faces here.

I got nothing to add on sterling BS that's unique or worth mention either.

whoa -----Wizardzzzz advance!

[Honky Kong 64]

Jesus Christ Westbrook with that play.

[TF@work]

i am nauseated over people making yesterday's game to be an example of why westbrook is essential for the thunder's success. it was a very impressive play at the end, and triple double! westbrook put up a trip dub! who cares that he shot 32% from the floor and less than 20% from three, putting the thunder in that position to begin with? durant missed a free throw! it's clearly his fault!

fuck westbrook, launch him into orbit. team will gain by his loss.

[Wang Mandu]

[Honky Kong 64]

i am nauseated over people making yesterday's game to be an example of why westbrook is essential for the thunder's success. it was a very impressive play at the end, and triple double! westbrook put up a trip dub! who cares that he shot 32% from the floor and less than 20% from three, putting the thunder in that position to begin with? durant missed a free throw! it's clearly his fault!

fuck westbrook, launch him into orbit. team will gain by his loss.

I mean, fuck this team regardless.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Ray]

hahahahaha

[Wang Mandu]

Haha...saw these, too. Hilarious.

[Ray]

I'm tired of this son of a bitch and his only getting 3 fouls.



Whenever they show Olajuwon sitting on the sidelines, watching, I wonder how much he thinks he'd light up some fuck like Robin Lopez. He has to cringe watching Dwight at times.

[Natas]

I like RoLo

[TF@work]

diaw with another deft sneaky-fat night. six assists! correction: team-high six assists! a tiago splitter sighting, too! 17/5/5? from splitter? did the spurs hire a hypnotist? i really respect the hell out of the mid-level exceptions mavs and carlisle for giving parker fits (and still holding him to a relatively poor shooting performance last night, with few trips to the line), and if they were doing this to any other team, i'd be pulling for them. but the spurs are the spurs. philosophically, i have no choice but to love them. home team discount from one of the best ever power forwards in history? foreign-sourced weirdo components? kawhi leonard? the least media-friendly coach ever? if i owned an nba team, i'd root for the spurs to beat them.