NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

[FVBTVS]

i knew it.

[Zerohero]

and Cavs have Miami's number one pick for 2015--unprotected.

HOLY HELL.

Lebron can be in the lottery ball posse.

[Natas]

SLMB

[FVBTVS]

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[Wang Mandu]

They better get the spray paint ready for Bosh's face too and soon.

[Toilet Fleet]

and now rumors are swirling about a love sign and trade to cleveland for bennett (please!), waiters (eh) and a first round pick. love more than makes up for the production of both named players. that deal should be done yesterday.

[FVBTVS]

They better get the spray paint ready for Bosh's face too and soon.

they probably aren't that passionate..

[Zerohero]

and now rumors are swirling about a love sign and trade to cleveland for bennett (please!), waiters (eh) and a first round pick. love more than makes up for the production of both named players. that deal should be done yesterday.

cavs would do that in a heatbeat-- I assume the woofs are holding out for another #1, since cavs have 2 (I could be wrong, but possibly 3?) in next draft.

[FVBTVS]

i dont know, whats even funnier still is the sort of approximated attempts to seem like 'good fans' by people wishing lebron luck (miami people on facebook). all trying to sound like what a real sports fan might say. it's like pod people

[FVBTVS]

dear king,

wish you hope and luck for all your future endeavors!

your eternal fan,

sofia

[FVBTVS]

someone should market a style of Cavs jersey with burn marks all over it..

[Zerohero]

I think it's hilarious watching all the back peddling Cavs fans are doing right now.

did you even read what Lebron wrote?

[FVBTVS]

[Ray]

Pretty classy letter, too.

I can hardly believe I'm reading it. I always thought he was boring in a sense because he needed to be flanked by two guys that were already good. If he starts making the Cavs contenders, which he will, that's going to be at least a little more exciting to watch now.

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I’m not promising a championship. I know how hard that is to deliver. We’re not ready right now. No way. Of course, I want to win next year, but I’m realistic. It will be a long process, much longer than it was in 2010. My patience will get tested. I know that. I’m going into a situation with a young team and a new coach. I will be the old head. But I get a thrill out of bringing a group together and helping them reach a place they didn’t know they could go. I see myself as a mentor now and I’m excited to lead some of these talented young guys. I think I can help Kyrie Irving become one of the best point guards in our league. I think I can help elevate Tristan Thompson and Dion Waiters. And I can’t wait to reunite with Anderson Varejao, one of my favorite teammates.

If the Rockets come out well and Jeremy Lin is on the Lakers (LOL), and the Cavs shit too, then this went from worst off-season to best in a few hours

[FVBTVS]

but wait

dont the cavs now have a really solid lineup and better position to do well..?

[Ray]

They're a hodgepodge of talent with a rookie coach so kinda yes it's weird but cool

[Ray]

yeah, they are absolutely in a position to do well NOW but historically they've been shite. And no one on that team is as good as DwayayaNAY Wade was when Lebron joined him there...Kyrie Irving is probably not there yet.

[bland ed]

queen jamess pr team killed that letter

Lin to lakers fuck me Fuck A D

Does anybody knowe if b Scott is good at D

FUCK

[bland ed]

Pau better go to spurs

FUCK

[godofdeadlydeath]

Can't wait to see the Heat fans will their team to victory without Lebron next year.

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[Toilet Fleet]

here's how shit the espn.com writers are: lin and a pick traded to the lakers! here's why the lakers like the deal! a bunch of bullshit about what the rockets can do with their cap room! notice something missing? how about A BASIC FUCKING EXPLANATION WHAT THE LAKERS GAVE UP TO MAKE THIS A QUOTE-TRADE-UNQUOTE (answer: per woj, cash and rights to some foreigns (aka terrorists))

what a bunhc of lede-burying shitbags

also lin is owed 8.3 mil? lol okay cool, the lakers now owe 17.3 mil this season to point guards that will not help them compete

[Toilet Fleet]

i respect how half-interested heat fans are, it makes way more sense than being like a die-hard mets fan forever or some shit

[FVBTVS]

its never not funny

[bland ed]

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finna tweet dat shit @ 9PM

FUCK YOU RAY

backcourt of nash, k buttah, lin, kobe, AND SWAGGY P WHERE DA FUCKS AT NOT HERE

[Ray]

Can't wait to see the Heat fans will their team to victory without Lebron next year.

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s'ok they're keeping Bosh! 7th seed lock.

jesus christ.