ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[FVBTVS]

omg this is nice you have the option of shaving. I guess people think I'm a feminist too but in reality i haven't been able to properly reach my legs in about 3 months and i haven't seen my vagina in god knows how long. Lmao btw people reading this i have a 17 month old who co bathes with me and im 9 months pregnant.

[james]

I fux wit' two types of sox

Mostly I wears black socks like these

But then in the summers I fux wit' white sox like these

So in conclusion I fux wit' black sox mostly and white sox for summers only

Then I fux wit' two types of thickness depending on whether it is hot or cold so if it is cold in winter I will fux wit' thick socks but if it is very hot in summers then I fux wit' thin sox nom sayin'

Which sox do you fux wit'?

[ghost boner]

if i ever do any other musical project i think "which sox do you fux wit'?" is going to be the album title

[Whee of the Dead]

How scary would it be if you discover to live in David Lynch's mind?

[Necrometer]

is it worth it? and what do i do if i cum in her? do i just leave it there or is there something i need to do for it to come out?

[Idget Child]

brain damage was invented

[Necrometer]

there is a website called themattressunderground that is a fantastic resource. There is a guy on there named Phoenix that knows everything and will respond to your individual questions

[Whee of the Dead]

Yup United States flag. Those who don't like it. Have to much time thinking

[Whee of the Dead]

kill a Canadian forces member/family or friend you will die a thousand deaths you muzzy cocksuckin goofs /BAN ISLIM WORLD WIDE SATANIC PRICKS ALL OF THEM !!

[Whee of the Dead]

this song is sad reminds me of my pain

[FVBTVS]

[Whee of the Dead]

you moran. this is clearly a KKdowning song!now concerning halfordi agree that songs like "evil fantasies" or "pian and pleasure...can be releling to say the least LOL

FUCKIN JUDAS PRIEST!! moshing with my 15 year old daughter right now....what else can we do?

[Whee of the Dead]

Watch today for breaking news regarding the encouragement of voter fraud by Progressives here in CO. God Bless James O'Keefe for another brilliant piece of gorilla journalism.

[pooptastik]

I hate that she shows off her legs but covers her boobs. They're nice but... why settle for pepperoni when meat lovers is available? 

[Necrometer]

Russell Brand says he will 'probably' give up acting career to focus on his revolution

[Ghost Dad]

there is a website called themattressunderground that is a fantastic resource. There is a guy on there named Phoenix that knows everything and will respond to your individual questions

WHY is this so funny

[Whee of the Dead]

Tremors is one of those movies that I can watch over and over again, like Remember the Titans or The Avengers.

[james]

So awesome, one of the many reasons I love Kid Rock what a great guy

[the awesome Assassin]

we got nasty ass pedophiles teaching kids but tattoos are the issue?.. lmao.. fucking A. ( when i say pedophiles i am referring to all the teachers who have sex with students )

[the awesome Assassin]

Twiztid does better seminars

And after the show stage talking

[IFryKids]

30 yrs old

Can still Heavy mode DDR Extreme like a boss

[Necrometer]

Dropping by to say that Deathcore is not Metal (save for a few examples here and there), and that it is a subgenre of Metalcore.

[the awesome Assassin]

They were a good band live, and wayne was a cool dude, went to his 28th bday party with phil anselmo from pantera and had a blast.. anyone who is joking about this mans death i hope they die choking on chad kroegers little gay dick.

[the awesome Assassin]

I have a video game fighter body so buya bitch

[Necrometer]

buya .... ahahaha

Only i have nothing from life... There is no way out for me, because i am to far behind and dont feel equal to other people. Girls are too much over me (having regular sex since youth all the time and being capable of dirty things, i not). My life is hanging in front of computer and waiting on death. Life is worthless if you cant be on the same level as those girls anymore :(