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time off work. i'm bored. i want to get day drunk.
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finishing this, and some tokes.
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So the 12-14 shots of whiskey I drank tonight didn't seem to be enough so I bought a six pack of keystone ice pints. I'm truly a sack of shit.
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a whole magnum of wine
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even the amish are getting rowdy around here
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I put a piece of foil (!?!) confetti in my mouth and kept it there so I could alarm people who saw it on my tongue and now I am 90%+ sure I ate it

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2nd work night in a row. Calgary film fest last night and a girl's buyout at work tonight.
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40th birthday party for me tomorrow night. I'm going to pass the fuck out after about 20 beers. I'm fucking pathetic and my life is garbage.
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soiled depends wrote:40th birthday party for me tomorrow night. I'm going to pass the fuck out after about 20 beers. I'm fucking pathetic and my life is garbage.
Love you good buddy! Fuck your birthday until it can't walk.
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soiled depends wrote:40th birthday party for me tomorrow night. I'm going to pass the fuck out after about 20 beers. I'm fucking pathetic and my life is garbage.
I do that all the time and I won't be 31 til december...what a pussy. just kidding, fuck you, happy bday
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Congrats SD. Enjoy mate.
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i finally found a reason to be drunk by myself tonight. happy birthday, buddy!
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Chad wrote:
soiled depends wrote:40th birthday party for me tomorrow night. I'm going to pass the fuck out after about 20 beers. I'm fucking pathetic and my life is garbage.
I do that all the time and I won't be 31 til december...what a pussy. just kidding, fuck you, happy bday
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nah...and I actually hope SD has a nice birthday
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I bought 58 beers.
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I had a fantastic b-day party. I wish I didn't misplace my gigantic bag of grass, but eh. For the record I'm only posting in this thread becase it's 10:00 am and I'm hammered.
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Fucking blasted for no reason WHATSOEVER.
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I'm losing track of how many drinks I've had. Still probably haven't had as much as Fung Tung. Seem to get drunker on beer than liquor. I know that's weird. Fuck off.
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No work tomorrow. Get Cunted!
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Cascade Whore wrote:So the evening was capped out with a tall can and passing out while listening to A Chapter Of Accidents...I woke up about 5 hours later on the couch with no hang over at all. Not a bad deal. I See LolaFaun is logged in. You been drinking girl?

Hopefully when I'm drunk later tonight I'll recall that I need to be corralled into this thread and cordoned off from the healthier more well-adjusted threads.
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I'm fucked on cheap beer and can barely stand up. Lola Faun said she'd be here tonight but lied. I'm not surprised.
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