The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently
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always liked Thom Merrilin, Matrim Cauthon, Loial, the Aiel, the Seanchan, the Forsaken, the Myrddraal and the Ways...
looking forward to finishing the entire fucking thing before Winds of Winter comes out and Game of Thones gets cancelled...
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hey, you made a curse!
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i sent this to my friend last week because he's the only person i know who read all the books. he said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen..
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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Necrometer wrote:hey, you made a curse!
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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read up to and including winter's heart and only because i don't like starting stories and giving up but i hated those books, they suck so goddamn much, robert jordan can go fuck himself
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"Tom Doherty enjoyed The Eye of the World so much that he declared it would be the biggest fantasy series since Tolkien[citation needed] , "
go fuck yourself tom doherty
go fuck yourself tom doherty
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the first six books crushed. i remember barely being able to slog through whichever book was published hardcover in 98.
looking forward to Rand al'Thor forever...
looking forward to Rand al'Thor forever...
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"The Wheel of Time is notable for its length, its detailed imaginary world, its well-developed magic system,"
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remember the neverending Perrin and Faile chapters?
so close...
so close...
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FX has never really fucked up a show I can remember. not a walking dead fan, but my mom loves justified...
I'd give this shit a chance. I trust anyone who flagrantly rides a wave with aplomb
I'd give this shit a chance. I trust anyone who flagrantly rides a wave with aplomb
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FXX
dont worry Chad, this isnt a something thats going to be happening anytime soon.
The Americans is the best show on television.
dont worry Chad, this isnt a something thats going to be happening anytime soon.
The Americans is the best show on television.
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I want a show to work small angles in a beautiful way...not watercooler fuckboy stuff for blogs and rates. wheel of time just might be the ticket
that jinx, robert durst doc first episode was really good, gonna watch 2nd tonight
that jinx, robert durst doc first episode was really good, gonna watch 2nd tonight
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Chad wrote:I want a show to work small angles in a beautiful way...
The Americans is the best show on television.
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Enjoyed the first 5-6 books then they started to suck. Then I realized they all sucked from the beginning.
No character development at all
Rand Al Thor is the absolute clichee of the troubled fantasy protagonist
All characters are basically caricatures
I feel like Robert Jordan let too much of his Christian beliefs seep into the books
there's so much more
No character development at all
Rand Al Thor is the absolute clichee of the troubled fantasy protagonist
All characters are basically caricatures
I feel like Robert Jordan let too much of his Christian beliefs seep into the books
there's so much more
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Finally! A thread I give even less a fuck about than the sports ones .
Wank night's cancelled
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been riding high on how shit plays out for weeks now.
Brandon Sanderson, seriously, motherfucker breathed new life into the series.
smallest of small gripes, how Davram Bashere was treated and how little Thom factored into the finale...
AND
how Sanderson couldn't quite find a proper voice when it came to Aviendha.
Brandon Sanderson, seriously, motherfucker breathed new life into the series.
smallest of small gripes, how Davram Bashere was treated and how little Thom factored into the finale...
AND
how Sanderson couldn't quite find a proper voice when it came to Aviendha.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
lol'd at Moghedien's fate
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NOPEnomb wrote:Then I realized they all sucked from the beginning.
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this show....
they're trying to cover so many bases!
they're trying to cover so many bases!
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this isn't bad!
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Been meaning to give this a go. Still on book 11 lol
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its turning into a bit of a head scratcher.
I doubt this goes beyond a second season.
I doubt this goes beyond a second season.
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Just wait for that lord of the rings b u l l s h i t
you'll beg for this to return and save you
you'll beg for this to return and save you
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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shut up James.
no one actually believes any of this years-too-late hundreds of millions of dollars worth of bullshit is going to land with anything other than a popcorn fart thud.
no one actually believes any of this years-too-late hundreds of millions of dollars worth of bullshit is going to land with anything other than a popcorn fart thud.
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Then why should i shut up? You're gay
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS