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:lol: those faces

the notion that you can't find a decent bread in da USA is fucking goofy. just because there's a lot of fast food joints does that mean you can't find a tasty burger here either? does millions of bud light's being pounded cease to make craft beer's exist? if you stare at the wonderbread does it stare back at you?
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Raw Ting wrote:the notion that you can't find a decent bread in da USA is fucking goofy.
I think they're kinda right on this one. post a pic of your bread with the bag off, right now.
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this stuff is ripping. the only complaint I have about quality bread is that it often costs 4-5x as much as generic loafs, but it's well worth it.
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I haven't bought white bread for home consumption in 5+ years and that's with no effort/searching around whatsoever.

granted if you're visiting the US you're probably eating out a lot, but still... there's ample non-white bread everywhere nowadays you euro fuckers
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this stuff is ripping. the only complaint I have about quality bread is that it often costs 4-5x as much as generic loafs, but it's well worth it.
I don't always eat bread, but when I do.... :tup2:
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I am unashamed in my enjoyment of white bread. :ax:

I rarely eat bread, but when I do, it's white.

Fuck off.
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by white bread do you guys mean like wonderbread? or does that encompass stuff like rolls and ciabatta and sourdough?
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This is all so riveting.
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this conversation cannot continue without a switch to photos instead of nouns for the breads...
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If I'm ordering food with bread involved, I order white bread without a fuck given.

If I buy white bread, I buy this:

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I find most non white breads repulsive. Except Rye.

There is little better than fresh warm Italian white bread. Fuck. I want some now.
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I know what you're saying. these authentic baguettes drive me crazy if you will.
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I can tell you right now......she's not a good person.
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I think she was probably just really hungry when she wrote that.
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Just like the fedora neckbeards are pissed off supermodels won't fuck them, the fat activists are pissed off the hunky prince charmings won't fuck them. They should just accept their lot in life and fuck each other and shut the fuck up. 99% of everyone else dates within their own "attractiveness range," so should they.
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hahaha i love that shit too. she wasn't even voluptuous by todays standards. none of those 'real women' movie stars were either. she was like 5' 4" ? she had hips and no fat whatsoever and big B cups..

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FVBTVS wrote:big B cups..
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uhhhhhhh

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