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Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:16 pm

They had about 20 cans of that berry shit. The more you bought the more they'd knock off. There was a shit load of wines but fuck that noise.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:52 pm

Why are they getting rid of so much shit?

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:56 pm

hipster holocaust wrote:Why are they getting rid of so much shit?

Just clearing out discontinued stock to make room for new swill

You don't think...... Oh shit

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:20 pm

That reminds me... A buddy of mine used to be a terrible drunk (he's almost 10 years sober now). Years ago I gave him a job a couple hours a day for cash while he was down on his luck. He would ask for his money before lunch and leave for about 20 minutes before returning to finish the day, and I assumed he was slamming a couple beers to help him get through the day. One day it was too cold for him to walk, so I gave him a ride to do his lunchtime routine. I took him to the liquor store and he came out with 2 bottles of Night Train. I stopped at his house and he ran in for a minute, then came back out and we went back to work. He explained that he was putting the bottles in the freezer so they would be at maximum coldness when he got home form work. He said he goes home, grabs a bottle out of the freezer, and slams it while taking a shower. The other he sipped on all night until he passed out. This was his routine for a long time. He had figured out the maximum level and length of intoxication he could achieve for the smallest amount of money.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:20 pm

didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:51 pm

Cascade Whore wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:Why are they getting rid of so much shit?
Just clearing out discontinued stock to make room for new swill

You don't think...... Oh shit

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:53 pm

Also we got sent home from work early today and I just realized I've already polished off the lion's share of a bottle of cabernet while doing tax shit.

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:36 pm

ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??

I think so. Now I can't remember which part of the story is my buddy, and which is Pisscubes... I've been here for too long. Both stories involved high octane wine in the freezer, I think.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:39 pm

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??
I think so. Now I can't remember which part of the story is my buddy, and which is Pisscubes... I've been here for too long. Both stories involved high octane wine in the freezer, I think.

in any case geoff is a fucking king and i would kneel before him if i ever meet him

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:34 pm

Fung Tunt wrote:Beers, tokes of good oil & Hail the New Pawn by the Dream is Dead on vinyl...

Hey CW you get those songs I sent ye ?

Na bra. Did you email them? Send me a pm

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:40 pm

ghost boner wrote:in any case geoff is a fucking king and i would kneel before him if i ever meet him

Even though it's been almost 10 years since the one time I briefly got to hang out with him, I can confirm that he is an awesome person.

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:43 pm

And to stay on topic...I spent the last two days conducting job interviews and I had to fire someone. Definitely a few more beers than usual tonight.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:46 am

How much does it pay? Enough for me to move back?

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:31 pm

I had spicy cuike fret to ight..may asshole is brun8ng.

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:31 pm

Heading to the Brier... And I've got tickets to the playoffs, semis and finals... So from this moment 'til Monday morning my body will not see a BA% lower than .15

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:32 pm

Deep fried pickles and St. Ambroise oatmeal stout on the go at this moment.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:51 pm

fried pickles fucking rule

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:05 pm

I absolutely FUCKING HATE pickles. The last time I had deep fried pickles I didn't complain at all.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:03 pm

ive only had em friend once at this stupid sports bar but man they were good. last night i made some onion rings and i almost cut up some pickles and threw them shits in there too. maybe next time i make onion rings ill do it. those onion rings ruled

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:02 pm

Dip them in chipotle and you'll introduce another pickle into the equation. bonerific.

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RY4N · Post by **RY4N** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:15 pm

a whole bottle of beefeater

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:09 pm

why is curling playoffs cracking me up so hard right now? no disrespect to your sport, jacques. actually, yeah probably a lot. thats so fucking retarded hahaha

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:09 pm

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CLAP FOR??

featherboa · Post by **featherboa** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:24 pm

ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??

the Drunk Chamber?

Weren't you gonna?

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:33 am

ghost boner wrote:why is curling playoffs cracking me up so hard right now? no disrespect to your sport, jacques. actually, yeah probably a lot. thats so fucking retarded hahaha

Its ok man it's not for everyone. Just another excuse to get blasted in public. The Brier Patch was so full last night there was probably a thousand people standing outside yelling "LET uS IN. LET US IN" getting ready to riot... just imagine a bunch of old people that are given one pass a year to get fucking hammed so they take this opportunity and hit a home run. There's always some shitty 70's/80's rock band like Triumph or Chilliwack or Loveryboy on stage and by 9:00 PM everyone inside is licking the floor. It's not uncommon to see a 70 year old bucking in a garbage can.

But then occasionally at the game itself awesome things happen. You might have to understand the sport and put it in context to get why this was actually a really good thing.

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