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Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:39 am

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:30 am

ok i officially apologize to jacques. that sounds fucking awesome!

and THE DRUNK CHAMBER is one of my all time favorite stories

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:38 pm

Drunk again. In celebration of awesome assassins divorce. I hope she kills his son. Fuck you.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:35 pm

i don't imbibe in spirits anymore but i'll tilt this here water bottle in celebration.

i hope his life is eternally miserable and full of mental torment and spiritual emasculation.

i hope his wife finds a real man to cut her asshole to shreds.

no more flaccid psych med cock for her.

praise fuckin hitler!

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:21 pm

Pisscubes wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:That reminds me... A buddy of mine used to be a terrible drunk (he's almost 10 years sober now). Years ago I gave him a job a couple hours a day for cash while he was down on his luck. He would ask for his money before lunch and leave for about 20 minutes before returning to finish the day, and I assumed he was slamming a couple beers to help him get through the day. One day it was too cold for him to walk, so I gave him a ride to do his lunchtime routine. I took him to the liquor store and he came out with 2 bottles of Night Train. I stopped at his house and he ran in for a minute, then came back out and we went back to work. He explained that he was putting the bottles in the freezer so they would be at maximum coldness when he got home form work. He said he goes home, grabs a bottle out of the freezer, and slams it while taking a shower. The other he sipped on all night until he passed out. This was his routine for a long time. He had figured out the maximum level and length of intoxication he could achieve for the smallest amount of money.
That was me, dude!

Dude... I totally poached your story!

My buddy Graham was a Nighttrain/Wild Irish Rose drinker, and I did drive him to stock his fridge at lunch. the freezer/perfect-cheap-drunk story was in my head, and I was sure it happened to one of my friends, but couldn't remember who. I figured it was him because he was the only high-octane wine drunk I knew. I've probably told that story 5 times!

Lobes · Post by **Lobes** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:42 pm

Laphroaig

delmuerte · Post by **delmuerte** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:07 pm

Johnny BARF Walker
Sake
Shitty Japanese beer
Shitty Mexican beer
Shitty American beer

WHAT'S UP MY L.A. DICK HAVERS

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:02 pm

Good to see one of our overlords having fun Leon

I'm shuttered again after the game. Met some lady and I somehow brought up Big Montana without realizing a) not everyone knows what a big montana is and b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:03 pm

How big would you say your Montana is??

the awesome Assassin · Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:09 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore

Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...

bland ed · Post by **bland ed** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:37 pm

the awesome Assassin wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...

Black Jacques wrote:a) not everyone knows what a big montana is

i don't think i knew what it was until back in november when you brought it up (searched for it and there was a whole thread i missed years back

)

Black Jacques wrote: b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:16 pm

the awesome Assassin wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...

water for me...thanks though.

more liquor for you so you can die faster.

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:38 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...
water for me...thanks though.

more liquor for you so you can die faster.

Liver and pancreas damage takes decades. More likely the sheer force of his wall eyes starring in opposite directions tearing that mound of scar tissue he called a head in half.

Zap Rowsdower · Post by **Zap Rowsdower** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:48 pm

Black Jacques wrote:How big would you say your Montana is??

How much would you say your boots are ugly?

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:53 pm

I have three fifths of hard liquor one of which is a 7 dollar bottle of vodka. Also bought a half fifth of kraken rum. Plus a case of beer. I wasn't gonna get any beer but I haven't seen Olympia in forever.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:59 pm

kraken fucking rules but its dangerous because its so delicious. i had a shot of some shit from mexico last night. 170 proof. it was like jager but way more of a black licorice taste. also more fire. it tasted like pure fire

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:08 pm

Brujeria blend? Coco loco liqueur?

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:14 pm

i tried googling it but i cant find it. it had a black label and i think maybe a pirate on the label? in any case i hope i never have it again. fucking terrible

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:16 pm

Haha. When I was browsing the liquor store they had some cheap rum. Wasn't captain Morgan... Was admiral Anderson or some bullshit

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:23 pm

dude!! admiral nelsons!!! that shit rules its exactly captain morgans but like 1/3 the price. i drank almost an entire half gallon of it one friday night forgetting i had to work on a saturday. i didnt even leave the truck that day until about 20 minutes before we left. violent hangover and i never get hungover. but the price is right!

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:26 pm

Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.

I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.

Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:41 pm

Introvert wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.

Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....

That Rainer ale would have been sweet. I must have mention we recently just got "Rainer beer" in my neck of the woods. I really want to get a 40 of Balentine ale.

RY4N · Post by **RY4N** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:08 pm

they seel olympia tall boys at a liquor down the strret for 50 cents. i bought 5 and some uv 103 get fucked

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:55 pm

Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:45 am

pooptastik wrote:Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.

Me yesterday, x7 (I think?) Don't worry, my Docs looked better with throw up on them.

Also 50 cents for a beer is absolutely ridiculous no matter what it is. Seriously?

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