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ok i officially apologize to jacques. that sounds fucking awesome!
and THE DRUNK CHAMBER is one of my all time favorite stories
and THE DRUNK CHAMBER is one of my all time favorite stories
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Drunk again. In celebration of awesome assassins divorce. I hope she kills his son. Fuck you.
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i don't imbibe in spirits anymore but i'll tilt this here water bottle in celebration.
i hope his life is eternally miserable and full of mental torment and spiritual emasculation.
i hope his wife finds a real man to cut her asshole to shreds.
no more flaccid psych med cock for her.
praise fuckin hitler!
i hope his life is eternally miserable and full of mental torment and spiritual emasculation.
i hope his wife finds a real man to cut her asshole to shreds.
no more flaccid psych med cock for her.
praise fuckin hitler!
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Dude... I totally poached your story!Pisscubes wrote:That was me, dude!\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:That reminds me... A buddy of mine used to be a terrible drunk (he's almost 10 years sober now). Years ago I gave him a job a couple hours a day for cash while he was down on his luck. He would ask for his money before lunch and leave for about 20 minutes before returning to finish the day, and I assumed he was slamming a couple beers to help him get through the day. One day it was too cold for him to walk, so I gave him a ride to do his lunchtime routine. I took him to the liquor store and he came out with 2 bottles of Night Train. I stopped at his house and he ran in for a minute, then came back out and we went back to work. He explained that he was putting the bottles in the freezer so they would be at maximum coldness when he got home form work. He said he goes home, grabs a bottle out of the freezer, and slams it while taking a shower. The other he sipped on all night until he passed out. This was his routine for a long time. He had figured out the maximum level and length of intoxication he could achieve for the smallest amount of money.
My buddy Graham was a Nighttrain/Wild Irish Rose drinker, and I did drive him to stock his fridge at lunch. the freezer/perfect-cheap-drunk story was in my head, and I was sure it happened to one of my friends, but couldn't remember who. I figured it was him because he was the only high-octane wine drunk I knew. I've probably told that story 5 times!
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Good to see one of our overlords having fun Leon
I'm shuttered again after the game. Met some lady and I somehow brought up Big Montana without realizing a) not everyone knows what a big montana is and b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
I'm shuttered again after the game. Met some lady and I somehow brought up Big Montana without realizing a) not everyone knows what a big montana is and b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
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How big would you say your Montana is??
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Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
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the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
i don't think i knew what it was until back in november when you brought it up (searched for it and there was a whole thread i missed years back )Black Jacques wrote:a) not everyone knows what a big montana is
Black Jacques wrote: b) it's not very tactful to bring it up in casual conversation.
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water for me...thanks though.the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
more liquor for you so you can die faster.
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Liver and pancreas damage takes decades. More likely the sheer force of his wall eyes starring in opposite directions tearing that mound of scar tissue he called a head in half.BUNGVOX wrote:water for me...thanks though.the awesome Assassin wrote:Nancy needs her cup filled... A warm tea, no sugar past 6...BUNGVOX wrote:i don't imbibe in spirits anymore
more liquor for you so you can die faster.
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How much would you say your boots are ugly?Black Jacques wrote:How big would you say your Montana is??
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I have three fifths of hard liquor one of which is a 7 dollar bottle of vodka. Also bought a half fifth of kraken rum. Plus a case of beer. I wasn't gonna get any beer but I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
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kraken fucking rules but its dangerous because its so delicious. i had a shot of some shit from mexico last night. 170 proof. it was like jager but way more of a black licorice taste. also more fire. it tasted like pure fire
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i tried googling it but i cant find it. it had a black label and i think maybe a pirate on the label? in any case i hope i never have it again. fucking terrible
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Haha. When I was browsing the liquor store they had some cheap rum. Wasn't captain Morgan... Was admiral Anderson or some bullshit
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dude!! admiral nelsons!!! that shit rules its exactly captain morgans but like 1/3 the price. i drank almost an entire half gallon of it one friday night forgetting i had to work on a saturday. i didnt even leave the truck that day until about 20 minutes before we left. violent hangover and i never get hungover. but the price is right!
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I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....
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That Rainer ale would have been sweet. I must have mention we recently just got "Rainer beer" in my neck of the woods. I really want to get a 40 of Balentine ale.Introvert wrote:I'm going to take credit for this like I did with PBR 15 years ago. I haven't drank PBR ever since Oly changed its recipe back to what it was before they had a corporation pull-in. Now everyone is drinking it. Fuck Portland hipsters.....it's all my fault.Cascade Whore wrote:I haven't seen Olympia in forever.
Totally bummed. A couple stores in my neighborhood had been selling Rainer Ale in the 24oz cans and I was ready to mail you some. All the sudden they are gone again.....
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they seel olympia tall boys at a liquor down the strret for 50 cents. i bought 5 and some uv 103 get fucked
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Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.
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Me yesterday, x7 (I think?) Don't worry, my Docs looked better with throw up on them.pooptastik wrote:Went to a bar, got a shot of Jameson and drank Guinness. Now i'm singing the Mortal Kombat theme song at work.
Also 50 cents for a beer is absolutely ridiculous no matter what it is. Seriously?