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Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:51 am

I put away two fifths (one 90 proof) and a twelve
Pack inside of three days. (I blacked out yesterday) do I have
A problem?

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:34 am

I'm not here to judge, but just keep in mind that two fifths of 80-90 proof booze has more alcohol than 2 cases of beer.

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:49 am

hipster holocaust wrote:I'm not here to judge, but just keep in mind that two fifths of 80-90 proof booze has more alcohol than 2 cases of beer.

Nope.

50 oz. x .45 = 22.5
576 oz x .05 = 28.8

pooptastik · Post by **pooptastik** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:02 am

HH - better get on with the math or you get another warning.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:09 am

I'm talking 1 oz per serving equalling one non-micro beer.

Not Johnny's bartending squeeze/Don Draper pours.

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:09 am

Went to a casino for a wedding/reception Saturday. Got escorted to my room shortly after I asked the bartender if he thought his hoop earrings were "a wise fashion decision". It was last call anyway.

bland ed · Post by **bland ed** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:13 pm

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I asked the bartender if he thought his hoop earrings were "a wise fashion decision".

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:58 am

Fell asleep with an empty can of this for a pillow

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:53 am

A buddy of mine serves Dab at his deli. Decent stuff.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:16 pm

It's really good for the price. About the same as a sixer of Bud tall boys in these parts

German Purity Law 4eva

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:38 pm

I plan to drink two bottles of whiskey over the weekend. Is everybody okay with that?

Toxicarius · Post by **Toxicarius** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:20 pm

It's your liver. Torture that fucker.

I'm killin' mine with my ol' pal The Kraken...

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:37 pm

Toxicarius wrote:It's your liver. Torture that fucker.

I'm killin' mine with my ol' pal The Kraken...

I need to make soiled depends proud

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:00 pm

14 drinks inside of three hours. How'm I doing?

RY4N · Post by **RY4N** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:26 pm

got a bottle of this for $20 i put it in the freezer for two hours and drank the whole thing. oh well

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:07 am

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:21 pm

$9 bottle of whiskey. How could I lose?

Luca_Blight · Post by **Luca_Blight** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:47 pm

you can't lose. my cheap whiskey of choice as of late has been Evan Williams white label. surprisingly good for what it is.

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:19 pm

Luca_Blight wrote:you can't lose. my cheap whiskey of choice as of late has been Evan Williams white label. surprisingly good for what it is.

I like evens. I actually liked the Ezra brooks I had better it's stronger and a little cheaper. I've realized I like the taste of American bourbons more than other hard liquors. I'm drinking this shit called Ten High and it's amazingly not bad at all for a bottom shelf bottle

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:48 am

Ten High is fucked. Drink Benchmark if you're gonna go cheap.

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:55 am

I don't remember leaving the neighborhood tavern yesterday. Didn't drink anymore than usual but I did eat a very potent THC taffy. Luckily I feel just fine this morning.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:02 am

Ryan posting in a drunk thread about last night's bender before 8am on a Sunday.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:15 am

And I'm about 2 miles into a 15 mile hike

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:16 pm

I'm so fucked right now I can barely speak. Don't know how the fuck I can type. Thank god for spell check. I still have a pretty full bottle of tequila too. Fuck

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:19 pm

You can get these in Philly and not NYC. Fuck you Philly.

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