Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer

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if you're thinking seriously about that question, you've already lost



can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
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Necrometer wrote:can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
It's fucking great how stupid it is. It has low baritone voice talking parts like in powerman 5000s worlds collide that go on forever.
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Necrometer wrote:can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
It's fucking great how stupid it is. It has low baritone voice talking parts like in powerman 5000s worlds collide that go on forever.
Of the few seconds I watched (which was the first time I've ever heard the band) I'd say it sounds like one of those background songs that play when you're in the main menu of a sports video game like Madden or WWE. I get the Powerman comparison. Totally forgettable Bro Jock rock.
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it's actually impressive how shitty and 1999 those lyrics are

making disturbed and coal chamber seem like legitimate wordsmiths
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even with expectations where they were, that was impressively terrible

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i hate those fucking minions
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Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
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I qued up that power man 5000 song on YouTube just to refresh my memory and it had an add on it for the Jekyll and hide song :lol: :drool:
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I bet they haven't even read the book.
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riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
The head of security or the one whom I would choke out with his dread locks with about 10 hours BJJ experience?
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Beard guy looks an awful lot like Varg
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riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
it's super terrible... once again surpassing expectations of how deep this barrel goes.
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riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
it's super terrible... once again surpassing expectations of how deep this barrel goes.
It took every ounce of willpower for me not to spit beer all over the bar after reading about this guy's little bedroom antics.

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I'm glad they got back together
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Such a weird band, they're like Nickleback with more distortion and a GOP membership.
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damn. I was really expecting the new material to be really solid.
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Word from good sources said they cancelled their Australian tour supporting Black Sabbath on The End tour was because he couldn't get a Visa for bashing the missus. Not because Moody was sick.

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That website is still going? Funny reading the comments because in the late 90s/early 2000s that website would have been creaming themselves over that band.
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