Or you could just come visit...hipster holocaust wrote:Oh shit I didn't even think of that. Definitely doing this today.The Bill wrote:I'm not against ordering this off Amazon if you dudes think it's really worth it.hipster holocaust wrote:Jesus Christ I wish this was mainstream. I have to bug my buds that go on trips to Portland to bring this back for meNecrophilic Mallard wrote:Best mainstream sauce:
The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Soon, baby. Gotta save dat monz
Edit - Damn girl
http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-H ... HQKW4TPY1S
Edit - Damn girl
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
That's strange. A 6 pack costs more per bottle than the 5 pack.hipster holocaust wrote:Soon, baby. Gotta save dat monz
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
I have a bag of these right now. Waaaaay hotter than I remember
Wank night's cancelled
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Shit is legit and was not expecting it to be as spicy as it is
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Watch your asshole dudes.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
I found it guys. This is it. No not inhale while eating these.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Reaper and Scorpion peppers...
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
I'm curious yet horrified. I'd like to try 'em at least once before I die... or as I die. Go out with a hot bang, I guess.The Bill wrote:Reaper and Scorpion peppers...
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I got this a while back and it's close to my upper limit:
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Ghost pepper exceeds my tolerance level. I'll use a dab when cooking something I want hot as a novelty, but The Bill is too frail to take it straight.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
I'm enjoying a bag of TJ's right now. For a mainstream brand holy fuck is it deliveringHonky Kong 64 wrote:
I found it guys. This is it. No not inhale while eating these.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
HH my daughter eats those.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Your daughter is brutal.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Maybe it was a bunk batch. I'll give them another shot.hipster holocaust wrote:Your daughter is brutal.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
those are really tasty but far from hot...
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Holy shit, I'm just saying they deliver as far as being spicy for a mainstream brand, never expecting it to melt my fucking face off. What the hell does it take to impress you pricks?
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
you couldn't handle black pepper
leave it to the trve metal warrior men
seriously though I don't like honky's suggestion that little girls can't handle spicy food
jk my niece starts complaining "it's spicy!" any time she tastes onion
leave it to the trve metal warrior men
seriously though I don't like honky's suggestion that little girls can't handle spicy food
jk my niece starts complaining "it's spicy!" any time she tastes onion
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
my father's like that. a little black pepper or some shallot or something and he starts saying "oh this has a little KICK to it." as soon as a pepper enters the equation, all food becomes unacceptably hot.
I called him out on it once after he sent back a fucking jalapeno burger for being too spicy, and he flew into a defensive rage and started yelling about how he used to live in africa
I called him out on it once after he sent back a fucking jalapeno burger for being too spicy, and he flew into a defensive rage and started yelling about how he used to live in africa
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Haha, your Dad is a Saturday Day Night Live character.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
elephants gerald wrote: yelling about how he used to live in africa
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
that's so good
fun fact: bell pepper is the same species as cayenne pepper & jalapeno pepper
fun fact: bell pepper is the same species as cayenne pepper & jalapeno pepper
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
I had a whole foods brand organic sriracha knockoff and was just so bummed for months, finally finished it and got a new bottle of real LA made S R I R A C H A and everything's much better
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Yep. Definitely lost it.FVBTVS wrote:elephants gerald wrote: yelling about how he used to live in africa
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
first thing i thought about this morning when i woke up
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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I have 8 children.
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Re: The Superiority and Ineptitiude of the Store Bought Fire
Ghost pepper honey