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Drunk 3rd day in a row. It's still relatively early too. Good chance I'll go from
Drunk to death drunk hugging the toilet bowl. Pray
For me Chad.
Drunk to death drunk hugging the toilet bowl. Pray
For me Chad.
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FUCK YEAH!
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My alcohol tolerance is reaching shane McGowan levels. (Or at least Colin ferral). I drank two fifths of whiskey in two days plus about five more shots from a left over bottle. Both the extra shots and one of the bottles was a 90 proof. I wasn't sick. I wasn't even hung over. Five years ago
I would be trashed on a few tall cans
I would be trashed on a few tall cans
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I bought a 40oz the other day and they had finally switched over to the infamous new plastic bottle
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I was skeptical my self. There were other glass bottles of ither swill but I wanted to experience this atrocity first hand. Believe it or not it wasn't bad. The wide mouth makes it easier to suck down and the taste might have been better? Or maybe it blows by your rates buds quicker with bigger swallows.Pisscubes wrote:Jesus Chirst-- like it ain't hard enough to suck down a 40 of swill already? FUCK plastic.
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Just wanted to increase your already promising odds of getting liver cancer? Life in the fast lane, I like it
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Wouldn't you get cirrhosis first? Wouldn't your pancreas give out before your liver anyways? I doubt contact with plastic is going to make two shits worth of difference. In also doubt if I'm even close to the drunkest fuck on this board, I believe we've had this conversation before. I've also curtailed my drunking to semi rational levels for about the last monthhipster holocaust wrote:Just wanted to increase your already promising odds of getting liver cancer? Life in the fast lane, I like it
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i saw those "shatter-proof" bottles too! such the lamest marketing. no one on earth has dropped a 40 because all the people that drink them know how much they need it. none of us who live by the bottle have ever, even when sloppy drunk, let go of their eagle claw grip of that fucking bottle. ever.
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i have totally dropped a 40
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i dont think i could drink beer out of a plastic bottle.
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RY4N wrote:i dont think i could drink beer out of a plastic bottle.
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I have totally filled 2-liters with homebrew using a cap that lets me pressurize them with CO2. There are some places you don't want to take glass, but still drink like a nerd
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See you in a few weeks...belly is disappoint again
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Geeheeb wrote:i have totally dropped a 40
were you rich when it happened? you were probably rich when it happened
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The only beer I've ever had out of a plastic bottle was this. 7 years ago and I'm still recovering
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Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
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14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
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I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too littleBlack Jacques wrote:14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
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I went to brunch with my ex Sunday and was bragging about how I drank like a normal human being over the weekend. When she asked me how much I drank the night before I tallied it up, something like 17 beer. No hangover. She looked horrified.Cascade Whore wrote:I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too littleBlack Jacques wrote:14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
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I rarely get hung over any more. I actually curtailed my drinking to normal levels for about three or four weeks. As there was a weekend I went through more than two fifths with no hangovers and thought my tolerance was getting to disgusting levelscanon.docre wrote:I went to brunch with my ex Sunday and was bragging about how I drank like a normal human being over the weekend. When she asked me how much I drank the night before I tallied it up, something like 17 beer. No hangover. She looked horrified.Cascade Whore wrote:I can't tell if you're making fun of me for drinking too much or too littleBlack Jacques wrote:14 beers in a day? Plus another beer? A real Randy Travis!Cascade Whore wrote:Last weekend I went through 28 miller high life's four cans of sparks and a 24oz of 211. I have a bottle of bourbon and 12 beers right now.
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Randy Travis would be done your weekend before lunch on Saturday.
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We'll considering people like spooky apparition think I'm going to kill my self with liquor I hope randy is doing okay.Black Jacques wrote:Randy Travis would be done your weekend before lunch on Saturday.
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He's not and you're nowhere near.