That had better be the name of your next bandriley-o wrote:sly fingerblasters
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Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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Moustache full of decent hot wing sauce
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I would have fondled her deli slice...put a disguise on and come back for seconds.postaddiction wrote:full disclosure: I'm just jealous I wasn't there when her cunt petting zoo was operational
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I would have asked if I could throw some digits in her crapper.riley-o wrote:I wonder if she fashioned some clever device to prevent certain attempts to finger her butthole by sly fingerblasters
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I'm very disappointed in you for waiting so long.Necrometer wrote:I went to the dentist for the first time in 15 (!) years - the initial appointment was a few weeks ago and I came back for a deep cleaning today. some of the scraping she did seemed like a full-body effort - she showed me some of the black shit that had accumulated under my gums and it was pretty gnarly. so now the right half of my mouth is clean and the left half is still grimy - I'm a walking before/after of dental neglect. they'll balance me out on tuesday... I took a pic but it doesn't really come across :-/
anyway, I'm glad I took the time to find a highly-recommended place - everything has been great so far
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Would you have tried even if you knew it was boobytrapped?BUNGVOX wrote:I would have asked if I could throw some digits in her crapper.riley-o wrote:I wonder if she fashioned some clever device to prevent certain attempts to finger her butthole by sly fingerblasters
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You've never done that in your life you chicken shit faggot.the awesome Assassin wrote:It's like when a cop wearing shorts pulls you over... You call him a queer and go on with your day...riley-o wrote:Dress shorts haahhahahahahahahahhaha
Aaaaaaahahahahahahhaha
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those really look like shit though... get some Hawaii shorts instead
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The old lady is back in the motherland so I'm alone in CGY for the weekend. Going to the butcher and getting a steak as big as my head.
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decided on some sausage for lunch and steak for supper
And a mixed pack of cookies
But until the sausages are ready im watch job sports and eating chips and dip
And a mixed pack of cookies
But until the sausages are ready im watch job sports and eating chips and dip
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Don't tell me you brought that beautiful beast home without a fucking bottle of cabernet, you savage...
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#1 thanks for not typing "cab sav"
#2 I have many bottles in my liquor trunk
#3 i have no intentions of drinking wine with this at all.
#2 I have many bottles in my liquor trunk
#3 i have no intentions of drinking wine with this at all.
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Totes jelly dawg
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Nice ribeye, man
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Back in Ex Dementia. My first gig back is MDF 2017.
cranial separation
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
SEX WITH HER SEVERED HEAD
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Good for you, bruh
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Dress shorts update: I never even wore them at the wedding yesterday. I had another pair of nice (aka not beat to shit) brown shorts that I went with, and everything went swimmingly.
As expected, it was quite warm and exceedingly humid yesterday, and those who chose long pants were quite miserable. I, along with the other shorts wearing fucks in attendance, were only slightly less uncomfortable. That is, until the alcohol finally kicked in... heat, what heat? lol
As for today's positive, I awoke with no hangover, despite legendary consumption of beer & wine the day/evening previous. I am awesome!
As expected, it was quite warm and exceedingly humid yesterday, and those who chose long pants were quite miserable. I, along with the other shorts wearing fucks in attendance, were only slightly less uncomfortable. That is, until the alcohol finally kicked in... heat, what heat? lol
As for today's positive, I awoke with no hangover, despite legendary consumption of beer & wine the day/evening previous. I am awesome!
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Toxicarius wrote:Dress shorts update: I never even wore them at the wedding yesterday. I had another pair of nice (aka not beat to shit) brown shorts that I went with, and everything went swimmingly.
As expected, it was quite warm and exceedingly humid yesterday, and those who chose long pants were quite miserable. I, along with the other shorts wearing fucks in attendance, were only slightly less uncomfortable. That is, until the alcohol finally kicked in... heat, what heat? lol
As for today's positive, I awoke with no hangover, despite legendary consumption of beer & wine the day/evening previous. I am awesome!
Jesus christ shut the fuck up!!! no one cares!!
Wank night's cancelled
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my sister got me a 3 day pass to CDF. shit yeah
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I'll see youghost boner wrote:my sister got me a 3 day pass to CDF. shit yeah
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You cared enough to respond.Cascade Whore wrote:no one cares!!
I'm assuming you are someone.
Countered.
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I'm taking a killer on the clock shit right now.
Turds racing out like they just got paroled.
Turds racing out like they just got paroled.
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Introvert wrote:I'll see youghost boner wrote:my sister got me a 3 day pass to CDF. shit yeahin the pitat the bar!
see you at the PIT BAR
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This...
The Talmud wrote:Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave.
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Went out to Grandmas for a reunion of sorts.
45 people there and the local Hutterite colony provided the food.
Had to stop by Grandpa's old theatre... That's been extensively renovated.
45 people there and the local Hutterite colony provided the food.
Had to stop by Grandpa's old theatre... That's been extensively renovated.