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FVBTVS wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:19 pm
first time I heard godflesh was in prison in the early 90's. I was on 5hits of acid in my cell. life changing experience.
that actually sounds fuckin' rad, aside from the part where eventually the acid wears off and you're still in jail
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updates that shit dawg
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What the FUCK ?! Photobucket doesn't let you post their pics on forums anymore ?

Edit: They want FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS !!! :lol: :lol:
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i see you paid the price. glad you are so dedicated to this site!
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There was this jew kid in my high-IQ homeschool group that would try to swindle and cheat at EVERY fucking game we played (most notably Yu-Gi-Oh and D&D). I'm pretty sure I was way smarter than him and saw through his jewish tricks at every turn and called him out on them. I was also the Dungeon Master of the D&D group but I never fucked with his character, because I don't like to exert force when in a position of power. I just kept him in line and prevented his various clever attempts at swindling, rules-lawyering and god-moding.
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Yo I'm genderfluid, should drink more fluids, practicing Wiccan sorta Druid, out of rhymes, screw it
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Cyberpunk and Synthwave. YES.
I wish I had one friend that watched as much anime as me, and rocked out to my fave OP theme songs as hard as I do by myself.
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FVBTVS wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:57 am
So… I think most would say I’m a pretty open person about a lot of things, not everything; but most. There is a huge portion of my life that I kind of keep hidden from most people (well at least details about it) and that is my family. I guess you could say I’ve spent almost my entire life, lying about who I am.

Shortly after my birth my family was placed in the witness protection program. I was told the majority of things in regards to this as life went on. This morning I got a call from my mom telling me that they were told after 30 odd years, things are safe. My parents haven’t decided if they want to take their original names back. I’ve kind of been on the fence about if I want to or not, but I think I will.

Facebook is being a little bitch about me changing my name on here, but I wanted to at least post about it since it’s easier than trying to tell everyone in person.

So yeah. If everyone could, I would appreciate if you could try to call me by the name I was originally born with which was/is Alex.

Thanks everyone
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Do any know any coffee roaster folk (Stumptown peeps maybe?) that would want to co-brand with some metal or indie bands in some capacity?

Same w/ breweries. Or liquor. Or literally anything fun.

PM me or give my info to your people
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The other day I took soul cycle class in NY which had no soul. The music made me feel like I was drunk at some horrible club. What is this coming too, we are asking people to open and release with music lyrics of bitc*es and running our self dry to make a lot of money pulsing at our heart? What is this music and why is it being played in establishments that preach about letting go and finding your power? How can anyone let go when they are in a space that's vibrationally toxic? I don't want to open up when I'm being screamed at with vulgarity, in fact my body won't. I've experienced the hold in yoga classes that play dismissive music as well, my body does not open to it's fullest potential. To the cellular we are shifted by frequency and sound, we are programing our system with the vibrations we're around. Pay attention to how you feel and you will begin to know the truth of form, it's a frequency shift.
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FVBTVS wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:15 am
The other day I took soul cycle class in NY which had no soul. The music made me feel like I was drunk at some horrible club. What is this coming too, we are asking people to open and release with music lyrics of bitc*es and running our self dry to make a lot of money pulsing at our heart? What is this music and why is it being played in establishments that preach about letting go and finding your power? How can anyone let go when they are in a space that's vibrationally toxic? I don't want to open up when I'm being screamed at with vulgarity, in fact my body won't. I've experienced the hold in yoga classes that play dismissive music as well, my body does not open to it's fullest potential. To the cellular we are shifted by frequency and sound, we are programing our system with the vibrations we're around. Pay attention to how you feel and you will begin to know the truth of form, it's a frequency shift.
:lol: core complaint resonates with me, though - I took a yoga class where the music included that "forever young" song and I was like :? and considered complaining about it on the internet. and today, that dream has come true...

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Beating on the guitar for a rhythm isn't that new I've been seeing people do it for years. Even when MTV still had music. Shit, cowboys used to do it by a camp fire and Nervana in there live music. But I understand not having the musical taste for it.
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Fuck death metal. A man of your intellect should be listening to Roger Waters 😃
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How many Holes Mr R Kelly? i dnt know, why dnt you enlighten us, how many wholes you been filling up in that house with all them hostages, disgusting.
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Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. So I was walking this trail called the garden of the gods and I came across the hottest guy jerking off behind a tree. He was soooo finneeee and had his shirt off and tbh I'm still catching my breath a lil I'm about to bombard google w lumberjack porn tonight 😍
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I ended up getting licking from her and she didn't even want to put it inside saying it's too much. It left me depressed and with a useless feel.
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For those unfamiliar with French director Luc Besson, checkout his new sci-fi adventure, "Vakerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. I won't say it's my favorite sci-fi; it isn't. It is visually beautiful, stylish, stunning.
I will say, "There is no such thing as a boring Luc Besson movie.
Having just seen this film with my autistic son at a midnight screening, I have included a review that says it best,
a very accurate review & take on this movie.
To the Ratchaburi moms I know, yes, you can take your kids to see the movie.
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I love the subtle Art Deco nod of the geometric ass framing lace
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It's a good idea to keep an eye on the city. I mean really, look at our city streets ?? It's a nightmare to just drive around town !!!!!!!!!!! Mayor Virg Bernero, if your reading this, is this BEIRUT ??? Because it seems our roads are similar to ---- BEIRUT, LEBANON'S-- ROAD'S -YOU PIECE OF SHIT !!
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Some parts of Michigan can definitely learn a thing or two from Lebanon
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Ok this is embarrassing and my friends use reddick so throwaway time is here
So last night, I'm on my computer, playing CimSity4, drinking my old bell IPA like every night when I get a snapchat from my meth dealer.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Now, me and the soon to be ex hore love our meth but there is a difference between us 2. I can control my use, she can't hers. So usually I pick up and distribute small amounts to her at a time.

I thought "oh he's probably just high" because he usually doesn't text me out of nowhere. He starts asking me weird questions like if I have plans (it was Tuesday at 11:30 pm) and he'll hook me up fat.

Now, I've always known my dealer was a trip, but not this level of weird. His entire life is a front with him as a stay at home dad and he gives his kids valium.

Anyway he asked me to "cum over" (yes exact quote) saying he will smoke me down. Me, being a meth addict and all was at his house in under 10 minutes even though it's a good 20 minute walk. Needless to say I was not expecting this at all.

I get in the door and instantly 2 men grab me. One is my dealer. They tie me up with rope and start hitting me in the face with a lampshade (which only hurt my ego)
It is at this moment that I look up and see my girl friend hanging from the ceiling (no joke) laughing and watching.

Now what I didn't tell you guys before is that I'm into pegging and my girl used to peg me a lot. I guess she thought I would be OK with a guys dick in my ass too?
But anyway, the guys are taking off their pants and I'm not only thinking their gonna kill me but I just started getting so confused and then my girlfriend told me the whole story right there.

I guess she offered my dealer my butthole in exchange for $50 sack off crystal and her getting fucked too (not in the ass)

It was then that I jumped up, kicked my dealers in the sack and ran back to my house with only underwear and shoes on, with my hands tied behind my back with literal rope.

Haven't seen the cunt since yesterday, she hasn't came home yet. She's probably allowing them to rape her. Anyway, if she comes up, I'm waiting with a shotgun

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holy shit :tup:

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