Licensing Porn for an Ethereum ICO

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The website for the Ethereum ICO is here: http://www.porntoken.io

The pornhub account where I am doing part of my film licensing recruitment is here: https://www.pornhub.com/users/porntoken

I have audio and video equipment plenty if you know the business and want to shoot some exclusive film for this ICO project here in LA, or in Nevada where the laws are a bit more relaxed. The IDs for the actors need to be kept on file, and you need to have your T's crossed and I's dotted.

I am not looking for stuff like TeddyP's little girl neighbor did. I need some features.
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Is this revenge porn against Hollywood ?
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guys, i have the perfect business model

look at the two types of businesses that have continued to be successful in online porn, and then do something that has neither of their advantages, but also piggybacks on some cryptocurrency that maybe 0.00000005% of total users have heard of to date

fool-proof
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did you program some algorithmic machine learning thingy to assess the correct balance between popularity (profitability of using them as a crypto-currency node) and vulnerability (probability of them being desperate enough to talk to you), with the answer being "somewhere in the four hundreds, in pornhub rankings" ?
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chrisinLA wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:55 pm I have audio and video equipment plenty
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https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-porn ... stopher-gu

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I know a guy who made an Etherium farm with 350 playstation consoles and he just lost a quarter million in a hack over the weekend and now he's in a psyche ward for trying to kill himself
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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now imagine that glamorous lifestyle, but exclusively for beating off
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:19 amI know a guy who made an Etherium farm with 350 playstation consoles and he just lost a quarter million in a hack over the weekend and now he's in a psyche ward for trying to kill himself
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i say a quarter million though knowing full well i dont evenknow what a quarter million even means in the scenario. i know he put like 50 grand into the whole set up though

he was telling another friend of mine recently "yo you gotta do it, you gotta do it you gotta do it" trying to get him into it too :lol:
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:14 pm i say a quarter million though knowing full well i dont evenknow what a quarter million even means in the scenario. i know he put like 50 grand into the whole set up though

he was telling another friend of mine recently "yo you gotta do it, you gotta do it you gotta do it" trying to get him into it too :lol:
He used PS3s, right? Because they have that crazy processor that only three studios understood and were able to take advantage of.
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BTC is down like 350 dollar bux.

Chris in LA, how do I transfer my wealth into PornCoinz before the big block chain fork?

I have lots of porn saved on my PlayStation, can I sell the porn to you for PornCoinz?
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Please answer. I can give an exact gigabyte size analysis of the porn if necessary.

I am also capable of acquiring more porn for the wealth conversion. My downloading skills are above industry standard.

I need the money.
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How much of your wealth is invested in Diptherium ICO?
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Working theory: Kakas.

FBTS' posts made me wonder what this "Ethereum" was that this new get rich quick scheme seems to revolve around, and I found this: https://blockgeeks.com/guides/what-is-ethereum/

What fascinated me about it is that it if you added a little name-dropping and a CV full of gross exaggerations, it would read exactly like something Kaka might've written. IT geeks who think their obscure idea that nobody understands and that is almost exactly like something that already exists will change the world and make them the next Bill Gates.

I've long had this impression that IT guys don't seem to realize that nobody understands any of this shit and nobody cares. They think that because basically everything and everyone's on the internet now, people think this stuff is important and everyone knows their jargon. Like Kaka's Youtube ad, the intention behind this blog post is to explain Ethereum to the average person and to convince them of its advantages, but it's so riddled with IT jargon that it's impossible to decipher. Yet the author apparently expects normal people outside the IT bubble to throw money at whatever it is he's describing.

What these people don't understand is that nobody wants to know how this stuff works, they want to know what it does. What made Instagram big was that people understood they could post selfies and put filters on them that made them look vaguely like magazine pictures and then get likes for them, not some tech-babble about how the app works. It's really kind of fascinating to me how there's apparently a subset of IT guys who just don't get that.

What I wonder is, when these schemes fail, do the IT geeks who invented them sit at home, embittered that the world is too stupid to understand their brilliance? Do they discuss it on obscure message boards (that everyone should use because BoardMonkey 5.0 is SO MUCH MORE SECURE than Reddit and it includes the latest PeePeeBlargn technology and really, you know) and call it "user error"?
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small brain: become a porn referrer
regular brain: start a porn site
glowing brain: start a porn e-commerce payment services company
galaxy brain: iTunes gift cards but only for porn
universe brain: same, but a cryptocurrency
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:lol: :idea:

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Five New Premium HD Porn Movies Per Day until the PornToken ICO

READ MORE: https://www.porntoken.io/blog/five-new- ... dside-hos/
Remember: FIVE new HD Premium PORNS a DAY until the ICO plus PornToken Exclusive films with Girls wearing our T-Shirts and gear in the movies!!
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https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/porntoke ... stopher-gu

The PornToken.io Launch WILL FEATURE a professional Brazilian re-enactment of the famed 2 GIRLS, ONE CUP video with actresses wearing PornToken branded garments.
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chrisinLA wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:45 pm 2 GIRLS, ONE CUP

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OK, well, see you guys. Anybody that wants to help for real, get a hold of me. Failing at technology projects in California sure has been fun, and profitable.

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going on a cruise? what opulence!!!!
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