I HATE MY BONES

Rev. Christberg · Post by **Rev. Christberg** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm

Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

David Draiman's Chin pipes · Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.

You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:58 pm

FUCK MY SKELETON EVERY NIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE INTERNET

I WILL NEVER FAIL

I WILL NEVER MISS A DAY

THIS IS A WAR.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:19 pm

Are they your heroes, or are they traitors since they have their own bones?

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:13 pm

FUCK MY OWN BONES.

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:12 am

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:13 pm FUCK MY OWN BONES.

What if in another universe you wrote a "I HATE MY BONERS" thread.

Whoa!

Rev. Christberg · Post by **Rev. Christberg** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:21 pm

David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.

Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:05 pm

reported for positive stereotyping of women as non-scum heroes

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:38 pm

my nipples have been hurting all week

David Draiman's Chin pipes · Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:16 pm

Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:21 pm
David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:53 pm
Rev. Christberg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:12 pm Fortunately at the ripe old age of 40, my corporal jigsore quandary is still more or less intact. The regular exercise and not eating like shit generally helps. That and the fact that I'm superhuman.
You're pretty handsome for a Jew. I mean that in the least gay and antisemetic way possible.
Bullshit stereotypes aside, all the Jews I know are actually pretty fucking handsome on average. And the funny part is, I haven't even posted a photo with salad bowls over my tits. Then again, if I did all the females on here would have their ovaries explode. Not that there are any left these days since this place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Look down your shirt and spell "attic"

Rev. Christberg · Post by **Rev. Christberg** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:43 pm

Not gonna do that, might risk getting all hot and bothered and wind up touching myself. Need to save the hebrew hammer fuel for the my lady.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:33 pm

ATTACK MY SKELETON WITH 1000 NUCLEAR WEAPONS

THIS WAR WILL NEVER END

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm

put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:53 pm

I just got back from the emergency room. After making me wait for 2 hours they refused to debone me. Fuck skeletons and fuck Donald Trump's America's healthcare system. There's blame on both sides, and many bones - many, many bones.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:08 pm

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:08 pm

copstache wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm put my skeleton in the line for the ovens tbh

THANKMYOU

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:06 pm

Fuck my own skeleton

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:50 am

Okay, already with the bones. Stop ducking the real issue here. Your cartilage!

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:08 pm

I might make an alliance with my bones tonight.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:25 pm

Update: temporary ceasefire, tensions remain high. Intelligence suggest that some of my bones might love "1919 Eternal" by Black Label Society. Some advisors warn that vast cultural differences could easily lead to mistranslations, and that the communique was instead referencing some Iced Earth concept album or another.

Brain and soul have taken this into consideration, but would ultimately regard both with equal disdain.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:30 pm

Armistice is fucking cancelled. Operator dead, post abandoned. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Like hornet eggs embedded in the body of a toad

WANTING ONKY TO BE FREE OF THEM

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