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I bought 4 appliances from midway our family owned local appliance store . My kitchen is tore up due to remodeling I put all in except dish washer sales guy didn't tell me I needed to buy a kit to hook it up so later I call and ask ( where is the electrical cord ) oh you have to buy a kit DUGH !!!!! Why didn't he tell me when I bought it long story short they want to charge me 100.00 dollars to hook it up BULLSHIT 😾I work and don't have time to google it so any one please can hook up my dishwasher for a fee . Really dissatisfied with midway appliance ripping off local customers.
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I love these OLD day tunes,when Men were men,women were women and the world liked it that way !!! When GOD was law,accepted,and society didn't MURDER my Fathers children by abortion !! When GOD still BLESSED America !!! GOOD OLD DAYS !!!! 18 years I have known Dolly (PERSONALLY),and SHE will tell you how GOD'S BLESSINGS ARE NEEDED ESPECIALLY IN TODAYS WORLDS ,and HOW GOD BLESSES HIS !!!!
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what is AAAAGAGUAAAAUGUAUCAUUGAGAGAGAGCGGCUC supposed to mean
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.
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The fuck is with all these Brazilians talking about nike and satan
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:50 pm
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.
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Remember my moms kicked my ass in Macys in 1991 while this was playing.
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^^^But as Billy Joel told us, "Sometimes a fantasy is all you need."
I have no problem fantasizing about hot mother-daughter duos--sometimes I find myself dwelling on Blondie and Cookie Bumstead, the hottest women on the comics page. :tup2:
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Say goodbye to my little friend. Tuesday morning I am having surgery to remove the lipoma under my left jaw line.
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:lol: :tup:
Any self-respecting, non-straight woman would never use the word “girlfriend” to designate a platonic friend. And she certainly had no idea about the hints she was putting out: After all, girls’ high schools and colleges are petri dishes for young lesbians. Her usage of “girlfriend” doesn’t make me very gay, I mean, er, happy. So here’s a thought: Straight women shouldn’t be allowed to use the word.
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Not to mention sexual harassment. Do you know how many dicks I saw in the drive thru? Guys think it's hilarious to jerk off at the window.
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I actually have a very respectable profile on PornHub
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:50 pm
Two numbers, 9 & 11 - alone mean nothing, together mean everything.
I have no idea why this is so hilarious but it certainly is!
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its fucking majestic
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Get someone truly gritty and intense and masterful like Paul Thomas Anderson or Inaritu to make a masterpiece for a new star wars.
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I just spit on the bitch’s clit like whoa and she go OOOOOHHHHHH and cumm like a monster. Just tell he to do that on she.
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Kathreyn Hegel's lesbian sister takes her to Trump Tower for a gypsy hoe down and seance. Katheryn Hegel appears under an assumed name. Way too much emphasis on Turkish belly dancing. Cher would have been a better choice for Herione than Hegel under an assumed name.
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lordofthering 22 1 month ago
yes these commertals
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Jennifer Lawrence has got to be possibly the dumbest female on this planet! She thinks the hurricane is because Donald Trump is president. And it is taking attention away from her new movie! What a self entitled narcissistic creep! This was as nice as I could put this because the words I wanted to use would not be appropriate towards other females. What is she doing to help the displaced hurricane victims? All she cares about is promoting her movie.
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(You shouldn't describe yourself as femme if you're straight, though, as you'd be misappropriating the term and contributing to femme erasure by ignoring the inherent queerness of this identity)
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Batman for hire
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What cut of beef do you think the Engineers from Prometheus like the best?
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I always had a question, respect to the founder of bjj, however when they found the art and invented it , did they themselves start at white belt? Or did they declare themselves as black and make everyone else start at white???? I'm thinking of creating my own art lol no joke either, so do I start at white in my own art, or get on eBay buy a black belt and declare myself as a master ??? This is a serious question although sounds slightly abnormal...
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It's called growling, and with the proper technique it doesn't hurt your throat at all, or more than singing in a normal voice does.
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