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Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:22 pm

Fuck death metal. A man of your intellect should be listening to Roger Waters 😃
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Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:59 pm

How many Holes Mr R Kelly? i dnt know, why dnt you enlighten us, how many wholes you been filling up in that house with all them hostages, disgusting.
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Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:49 am

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. So I was walking this trail called the garden of the gods and I came across the hottest guy jerking off behind a tree. He was soooo finneeee and had his shirt off and tbh I'm still catching my breath a lil I'm about to bombard google w lumberjack porn tonight 😍
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Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:28 am

I ended up getting licking from her and she didn't even want to put it inside saying it's too much. It left me depressed and with a useless feel.
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Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:08 pm

For those unfamiliar with French director Luc Besson, checkout his new sci-fi adventure, "Vakerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. I won't say it's my favorite sci-fi; it isn't. It is visually beautiful, stylish, stunning.
I will say, "There is no such thing as a boring Luc Besson movie.
Having just seen this film with my autistic son at a midnight screening, I have included a review that says it best,
a very accurate review & take on this movie.
To the Ratchaburi moms I know, yes, you can take your kids to see the movie.
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Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:17 pm

I love the subtle Art Deco nod of the geometric ass framing lace
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:32 pm

It's a good idea to keep an eye on the city. I mean really, look at our city streets ?? It's a nightmare to just drive around town !!!!!!!!!!! Mayor Virg Bernero, if your reading this, is this BEIRUT ??? Because it seems our roads are similar to ---- BEIRUT, LEBANON'S-- ROAD'S -YOU PIECE OF SHIT !!
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:39 pm

Some parts of Michigan can definitely learn a thing or two from Lebanon
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like the food for sure
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:30 pm

Ok this is embarrassing and my friends use reddick so throwaway time is here
So last night, I'm on my computer, playing CimSity4, drinking my old bell IPA like every night when I get a snapchat from my meth dealer.


Now, me and the soon to be ex hore love our meth but there is a difference between us 2. I can control my use, she can't hers. So usually I pick up and distribute small amounts to her at a time.

I thought "oh he's probably just high" because he usually doesn't text me out of nowhere. He starts asking me weird questions like if I have plans (it was Tuesday at 11:30 pm) and he'll hook me up fat.

Now, I've always known my dealer was a trip, but not this level of weird. His entire life is a front with him as a stay at home dad and he gives his kids valium.

Anyway he asked me to "cum over" (yes exact quote) saying he will smoke me down. Me, being a meth addict and all was at his house in under 10 minutes even though it's a good 20 minute walk. Needless to say I was not expecting this at all.

I get in the door and instantly 2 men grab me. One is my dealer. They tie me up with rope and start hitting me in the face with a lampshade (which only hurt my ego)
It is at this moment that I look up and see my girl friend hanging from the ceiling (no joke) laughing and watching.

Now what I didn't tell you guys before is that I'm into pegging and my girl used to peg me a lot. I guess she thought I would be OK with a guys dick in my ass too?
But anyway, the guys are taking off their pants and I'm not only thinking their gonna kill me but I just started getting so confused and then my girlfriend told me the whole story right there.

I guess she offered my dealer my butthole in exchange for $50 sack off crystal and her getting fucked too (not in the ass)

It was then that I jumped up, kicked my dealers in the sack and ran back to my house with only underwear and shoes on, with my hands tied behind my back with literal rope.

Haven't seen the cunt since yesterday, she hasn't came home yet. She's probably allowing them to rape her. Anyway, if she comes up, I'm waiting with a shotgun

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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:27 pm

Life isn't a particular game, it's a console. You just described Alex Jones and his childhood history. Jones chose different game to play than "9to5 Mediocrity Fit In". He should be a hero to the bullied everywhere and maybe, just maybe, he already is.
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Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:39 am

One time I lost 8 packages of top ramen in a game of D&D in the state penitentiary. Prison changes you.
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As some of you may know , I was hit by a stray Mortar firework on the 4th of July (in my abdomen). I felt a pinch in my gut and when I reached down to feel what it was , I felt my guts in my hand. I was rushed to the hospital (Harbor View in Seattle, WA) and when I arrived , I had almost bled out , in critical condition. I had 3blood and 3 plasma transfusions with an oxygen tube keeping me alive . At this time I wasn't sure if I would live or die and made my peace , accepting either fate . I've been in the hospital since then , making great recovery time . I'm now able to eat and walk for short periods of time . I get my wound vac and am supposed to get my catheter out today ! I just have to say , I couldn't have done it without all the love and support of all the beautiful souls in my life ! I am so honored and blessed to have all the prayers and positive energy 💚! My stomach will never be pretty again , but it's obvious to me that there is still more for me here on Earth and I have plenty of love to give , and art to create . I am excited for what the future holds and thankful that I still get to be apart of it. Thank you everyone for all your love and continuous support ! My people are the best people !!!
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Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:17 pm

He’s always been a better rapper than advertised — certainly much better than, say, Jason Kidd or Kobe Bryant. But O’Neal dropped a diss that was thoughtful, eloquent and kind of dope.
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I am still not conforming my gender. So I will embrace Non Binary but it still makes me feel like my gender exploration is limited by only three options. So maybe I should claim gender to be Alien. I don't want to please anyone.
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Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:12 pm

Fantano knows his shit. I find his reviews intriguing and always look forward to them. Of course, I didn't NEED to see/hear a review of TBD cos I already scream it's awesomeness from the rooftops daily, but if anyone's gonna review yr recording properly.....Euthony Robtano's your boy 😉
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People are saying he's an alt-right sympathizer now ? Haven't researched yet but it's all too fitting

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Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:27 am

I love this show but honestly season 3 i had high expectations for and I'm not seeing it in this season its very blan and plane i was excited for pickel rick though i thought it was gonna be an amazing episode but it was just okay rick shoulda said pickel rick more often the over hype of it is what i think killed alot of peoples opinions the trailers for the epiosodes are way more entertaining then the actually episode its self i wish a good episode in season 3 would happen though but pickel rick is amazing i hope there is more of him in other episodes tbh
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gotta be the same person, right?
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People are saying he's an alt-right sympathizer now ? Haven't researched yet but it's all too fitting
holy shit - he really has been keeping company with anti-feminist types:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzc7evT8o_g - drunken peasants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMEqW3a2ias - sargon of akkad (QUOTA bashing at 1h22m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNj2E4RpDQ - sam hyde (who I will always kinda love)

but these people don't really lean racist the way the alt-right tends to, so I guess he's more dipping his toe into MRA'd waters... which might explain his okayness with a black girlfriend, assuming she's around (seems they were married as of 2015)
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Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:25 pm

so did his cute black gf break up with him then
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My first tattoo when I was 18...It was a line from hot tub time machine that really resonated with me at the time
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