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Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:42 pm

Get someone truly gritty and intense and masterful like Paul Thomas Anderson or Inaritu to make a masterpiece for a new star wars.
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Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:05 am

I just spit on the bitch’s clit like whoa and she go OOOOOHHHHHH and cumm like a monster. Just tell he to do that on she.
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Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:39 am

Kathreyn Hegel's lesbian sister takes her to Trump Tower for a gypsy hoe down and seance. Katheryn Hegel appears under an assumed name. Way too much emphasis on Turkish belly dancing. Cher would have been a better choice for Herione than Hegel under an assumed name.
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yes these commertals
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Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:28 am

Jennifer Lawrence has got to be possibly the dumbest female on this planet! She thinks the hurricane is because Donald Trump is president. And it is taking attention away from her new movie! What a self entitled narcissistic creep! This was as nice as I could put this because the words I wanted to use would not be appropriate towards other females. What is she doing to help the displaced hurricane victims? All she cares about is promoting her movie.
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Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:26 am

(You shouldn't describe yourself as femme if you're straight, though, as you'd be misappropriating the term and contributing to femme erasure by ignoring the inherent queerness of this identity)
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Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:07 pm

Batman for hire
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i really, really miss the spoiler tag :(
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Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:42 pm

What cut of beef do you think the Engineers from Prometheus like the best?
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Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:42 pm

I always had a question, respect to the founder of bjj, however when they found the art and invented it , did they themselves start at white belt? Or did they declare themselves as black and make everyone else start at white???? I'm thinking of creating my own art lol no joke either, so do I start at white in my own art, or get on eBay buy a black belt and declare myself as a master ??? This is a serious question although sounds slightly abnormal...
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Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:31 am

It's called growling, and with the proper technique it doesn't hurt your throat at all, or more than singing in a normal voice does.
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Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:40 am

there's two newsletters I'm ready to subscribe to
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Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:29 pm

I can boldly scream on the top of my lungs I DON'T WANT 2B Å GHOST ANYMORE but unfortunately the root of all ÉvïŁ F$ck$nĢ is forcing my golden MOMMA heart 2 break n it's ŁIŤÉŘÅŁŁ_ý killing my soul 2B FORCED away from my OWN God giving 3 children away from me it's hard out here 4a SINGLE mother whose heart is so BIG of gold I GIVE everything n am NOW fighting 2 even feed myself but as long as my kids r safe+feed+loved as best as possible I'll just stay this goosey GHOST
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Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:40 pm

Anybody else bra-less on a Friday night and organizing all of your kids shit while they sit and watch a movie and you're going on 14 hours of work so you crack open a bottle of seven dollar wine because. Because. #friday #nobra #fridaynightheadlights #momlife #captainunderpants #oilyhair #cantcare #survival #starwars #legosaremynemisis #nomakeup #nofilter #andgiveupallthis #youarewelcome #cheers #wine #morewine
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Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:42 am

You see, back in the 90's everyone (and I mean everyone, regardless of religion or philosophy) was still pretty impressed with Nostradamus' track record. And every casual person, when questioned, admitted that 1999/2000 was likely the end of the Earth, as he had predicted. We had all accepted this (what felt like a 95% probability) with a mixture of doomed loathing and sweet relief-- and that's how the next era* with it's carefree "everyone's cool, let's celebrate" attitude was born, somewhere between 1997 and '98. The late 90's contrast sharply with the early and mid 90's.

*The very late 90's were a completely different beast, characterized by feel-good laissez faire partying. Grunge and the bulk of the 90's was OVER, and this same cultural socially easy-going atmosphere would set the tone for the next half of the next decade [2005/2006]. That's the feel films like American Pie and Can't Hardly Wait were portraying/setting into place. Also films like Train Spotting (and oddly, Fight Club) started the attitude which launched the tech boom during this same period. Fight Club is the perfect transitory movie showing the death of the previous middle-90's attitude with the replacement of a more worldly yet serviceable one (through its sarcastic, self-mocking message).
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Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:28 am

ska bright colors and baggy pants fuck yea. I dont know why we ever had to change
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Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:35 am

Power metal comes best in 2 flavors. Saccharine and Masculine.
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this streak!!!
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:54 am

Whether it’s sharing snippets of our life on Instagram, holding hands while we ride the subway in New York, or touching my waist or thigh unconsciously while we wait in line at the grocery store, our PDA is an ego boost that pushes against fat bias by showing fat people as desirable and worthy of love.
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Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:30 am

All girls from every decade until the mid 90s were good looking. Today.....well, today they all look like prostitutes
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Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:55 pm

This is the perfect portrait of my day: I used my power drill with a face mask on, gardened whilst doing laundry, and drank whiskey whilst giving myself a manicure touch up.
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Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:47 pm

Years ago, this guy wanted to do jiu jitsu privates but only if he was the one wearing a black belt and the person teaching him wore a white belt so if anyone saw it they would think that he was the one teaching the private.
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That Bukowski collection surpasses mine,
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