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Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:18 pm

Your first mistake is thinking that a fiend pact warlock "serves" a fiend. That's only one interpretation, and usually a shitty, edgy one. Warlocks don't "serve" their patrons, they strike a deal with them to gain power. Obviously they need to uphold their end of the bargain, but if it's literally full-time employment, you're probably an edgelord who thinks backstabbing the party "because that's what my character would do" is a reasonable thing to do.
>Start a campaign
>Level 3
>First quest is just a small "escort a sacrifice to a Dragon".
>Just a Young Dragon, and they are meant to get to level 4 on their way, and fight it.
>Only of the players asks what exactly the Dragon demands.
>Says it is the classic "virgin sacrifice" deal.
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You're made of fucking dry straw. What did you think would be the first strategy employed against you by your opponents, who would easily know this by looking at you?

Maybe during all those years of trying to convince your GM to let you play a scarecrow, you should have instead realized how retarded that is.

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fucking riley zero quoting himself in this thread to post as himself is making me laughhhh
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I really don't get why people like Mercer so much. Marisha is a worthless cunt, but Mercer is just as bad. Especially with this shitty DM advice videos, like who the fuck does he think he is? The only thing he's good at is voice acting. I truly pity people who think his description is good, because that means they've never had a competent game master. Not to mention, Matthew Mercer is contributing more to the downfall of the D&D community than anyone else in history. Not even Monte Cook, not even Lorraine Williams, not even Micheal Merals, not even Gary Gygax himself have done as much damage to D&D. Mercer has made the game palatable to the kind of person who spends his Friday nights playing Cards Against Humanity while slobbering microbrews all over his beard while his wife's son is sleeping in the next room. The kind of moron who thinks mirthful laughter is the end goal of everything, and fails to understand the potential that RPGs have as a fulfilling hobby. Instead, he shits on that creative potential by turning the entire game into a joke, refusing to take anything seriously and making gimmick characters, bringing along his fat girlfriend to make a shitty elf druid character that she hardly roleplays, screeching autistically whenever she rolls a natural 20 because that is the only aspect of the game that her tiny female brain can comprehend, taking copious pictures of the game and posting them to Snapchat and Instagram to show what a geek she is, before getting tired at 11 and tugging at her cuck boyfriend's shoulder so that they both leave and disrupt the immersion even further, because the game doesn't matter to these people at all. It is a mode of entertainment, nothing else.
you're all fucking autistic. All I ever said is that it talks and somehow you insane motherfuckers are arguing whether sentience is specific category with required mechanical benefits and not just a fucking word to describe a TALKING GODDAMN SWORD.

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You gave me an awful fright there. There are only about 3000 vet(erinary surgeon)s in Britain. Now we've got 280 characters could you stop appropriating the word people have been using for my profession for generations?

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Overheard on Russian talk radio: "A coup in Zimbabwe is a very tricky thing. It's like playing chess with black pieces on both sides."

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Nothing beats slicing your finger open and having 3 panic attacks before noon
Well, Men, we had a good run (for cis white men at least), but I think it’s time we pack it in, dismantle the patriarchy, and surrender to our overlords, the givers of life, Women. Happy Friday!

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Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:10 pm

on that note...
WW was NOT about quality Superheroism depicted in a movie, it was about a feminist icon getting a chance to shine on the big screen. Even the other day I saw an article claiming that WW was the first "female-centered" Super-hero movie ever (?!?!?!?).
JL has nothing to do with the feminist zeitgeist, and by positioning Whedon in there, almost seems like a step backwards for the ladies who enjoyed the lite-feminism of WW.
And, tangentially, this probably proves that WW's audience was predominantly casual-viewers who don't tend to watch Superhero movies.
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Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:57 am

Omg girls...DON'T listen to these chicks!! You are going to be judged for one night stands. The only chicks that will tell you otherwise are the ones that want to feel better about having one night stands and bring you down with them. It's worse because it's coming from a Jewish girl who gets to be a ho without repercussions because of her maternal lineage creates authentic "chosen" Jews. So when she's ready to settle down there will be a Jewish man with stability readily available to marry her and give her a baby because his mother is in his ear 24/7 telling him to get a "nice Jewish girl". How many struggling single Jewish moms out there? It's the biggest con going. Jewish women are 1% of the female population yet they are influencing majority of women especially in the US. Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, fucking mustard hat chick above, Ililza whatever, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman just off the top of my head!
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Yes it's only in fucked up US you can see penis expectation all fucked up, alpha/beta male, MBTI nazism, red pill, etc. This make me fucking laugh and fucking grateful to not be in your fucked up country.
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We finished food and he asked me out for drinks. We went to a neighboring city and had a great time at a private club. He was the bespoke type with the preference of the bourgeoisie if you know what I'm saying.
I can assure you... I don't.
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Jay z please let me have some cash you and Beyoncé are worth over a billion dollars. I’m just trying to finish school and pay off my debt.

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crappy day...thanks racism.

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ebrahim elberidy 3 weeks ago
Dear my sir
(From an Egyptian inventor)

I invented some inventions. it is very useful in different fields. during the last years .But in Egypt the
scientific search and the industrial field are slow and complex.so I
wish work with you so that
I hope to travel to your country by an invitation ( working visa ) from you until I work with you in Development, scientific search , industry new prodacts and project my inventions for you at your earth. NOTE .. (. ..three of its inventions posted in gomhoria journal and altatbekaen magazin .
during the last years in egypt) now I show some of its simple inventions (1)water timer valve closed
automatically can be used in agriculture ( do not using-electrical)
2) balance level with pointer it can be used for measurement
Degree from ( 0 to -360) all directions do not use electricty (un -electrical) can be used to measurement the level degree of ships and level ferry and building the bridges (3

alarm control circuit to museum,s glass against the stealing 4) new glasses for protection against the harmful beams by insulator wire .(5) new
shoes it,s generate the electric power during the walking automaticaly. to the night
.. lighting by ( micro generator,battery,lamp and connecting - rod and gears
There are important inventions I do not told to any one until
now for example 1 ) electric generator from sea,ripple . defrant of
the others devices at the same field in europe eneragy power organization .it produce high power from sea,s waves with wide area .will solved the power of sea broplem in the world (2) circuit ,s electrical control to lighting street,s lambs( lights) its device favorate for the fast road,the beachs,places desart and another. favorite more than the photo -electric street lighting control system and do not lost the power (3) new safety valve to
protection against the dangerous of gas in house( kitchen) do not use electricty (4)a new
machine to purification the sea,s water against the salt. it is price less than the other machines at the same field. too It prevent the accumulation of salt in the distillation machines
iam normaly thinking so that have new technology solves for the live problems so
please I need quick reply
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egyptian patent office did not want co- operate with me/
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Hello my father was wondering if anyone has ever bought a flat screen tv from the guy down the hill he normally has truck loads if so what was ur experience and do u have his info
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guy down the hill :betternotstartanyshit:
unforch I think context has been lost, so the good news is that it’s probs not intentionally sending that message
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Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:15 pm

How deep do you want to go?

The manipulation of the social media Personalities, not soldiers or statesmen, that comprise the "New Right" (again, literally translates to NeoCon) community leadership is blatant across the grand chess board. ...and every one has a self help lifestyle to sell or a media career that comes before ideals.

Where to even begin?

Rebel Media is probably the best place, if you want the raw Israel First Likudnik Bullshit. Which is thinly veiled as "We stand for Western Liberty and Free Speech; It's Okay to be White; Conservatism". Meanwhile they're asking you to sign petitions and donate to supply Communist Kurds to rebuild "ISIS" purged "100% Christian" towns, in the Iraqi Niveah plains, on the future border of Israel and Kurdistan.

In terms of recent topical events, it goes from the New York chapter of BLM on stage with Kyle Chapman and the Proud Goys at MOAR to BLM on stage with Patreon Prayer at Berkeley.

From Gavin McGinnes (Proud Goys founder) involvement with VICE, the company Bill Maher and Fareed Zakaria are the executive producers of, that sold the Chalotteville narrative, to Cernovich's Alpha Male 9-point Kabbalah Magic.

From Roger Stone's hostile takeover of Infowars made possible by Jones Wife's Settlement, to infowars selling rebranded Onnit supplements as protection against Agenda 21. To Alex "9/11 was an inside job, until it stops making me money" Jones hiring Mark Dice, who did full contact, Antifa style counter messaging on "Truthers" at ground zero for years...

"Alex Jones gets in a fight in Cleveland" is a video everyone should see. From Prison Planet Resistance to Agent Provocateur faster than you can say "sHuperzine mAle mortality".

To the 3%'ers (also from New York) who did security for both Charlottesville and MOAR, with hilariously varying degrees of effectiveness, enthusiasm and frankly, opposition.

To Milo, Gellar and Cernvich arriving in a fleet of white "diplomatic" vehicles surrounded by krav MAGA! trained bodyguards for Free Speech week 20 minutes.

To Ben Shapiro having $600,000 for security at events, while genuine (if retarded) alternative views are "deplatformed" across the board.

It goes deeper. on into the Alt-Right and Antifa with Spencers relationship to Steven Miller and Aleksandr Dugin, Baked Alaska to Laura Loomer aka when Rebel Media dates Buzzfeed.

The Tiki Torch itself rally started at a church were Katie Couric, Cornel West, the SPLC, clergy from #KeepSharon in Charlotte, local clergy and city council members and every manor of MSM cameraman, but especially Gavin's precious VICE, were waiting to meet Baked Alaska, Spencer and Cantwell.

...and all of the static shots of Cantwell changing the chants were Staged. The one that was licensed the most had him waiting for a queue, of the path and not moving, before spiking the camera directly as he walks by.

His first exposure to the world was on the Colbert Report, that's not suspect at all.

Then we could go beyond, to the people who actually matter in terms of geopolitics and media, where you won't find a single Nazi...

Donald Trump himself to Steve Feinberg (Campaign finance chair) and Cerberus Capital. (Basically H. W. Bushes Cabinet as the board of Directors) and Gary Cohn.

Jon Bolton (Post-CIS male purge, Fox regular)and David Gergen (post-CIS male purge, CNN staple) being fellows at The American Enterprise Institute. Same talking points about Iran "#1 sponsor of Terror", same talking points about North Korea "25 years of failed policy", same talking points about Venezuela "Socialist Dictator". Common element between the three that makes them targets? No Central banks.

(Speaking of which, Jones' original big break was confronting Gergen about Bohemian Grove... Where he was never arrested for trepassing and the confirmed "leftists" he went with just walked in... but enough with the sideshow antics)

Harvey Levin (of TMZ) and Jeff Zucker (of CNN) blackballed Cathy Griffon. Which isn't a defense of her, just pointing out that the most "leftist" trash supports Trump in some clandestine, some overt, and some genuinely weird, reserve psychology ways, insofar as it's profitable.

Before his promises to Bibi, CNN was primarily responsible for getting Trump through the primaries with MASSIVE airtime. Which, if you remember what they did to Ron Paul, had to have been (mis)calculated. They either thought he was the only person Hillary could beat... or they are on board for Jerusalem and hate viewership ratings bumps.

Between De Vos's relative Erik Prince (XI, Blackwater, various private armies in Gulf States) and Cerberus' subsidiary: Dyncorp, Trump has a personal army too, loyal only to Wall Street.

Bannon / Breitbart came on board only after he'd promised Bibi Jerusalem and Bibi once slept in Kushners bed when he was 17.

Yair netanyahu posts Pepe.

Then there's the Ideology and Rhetoric. "Deep State" being applied to men like McMaster and Kelly makes "Soft Coup" some pretty serious projections, if you ask me. All they do is talk about identity politics and / or obscure Gulf Arab wahabi, salafist terror as Shia Iranian, Hezbollah, Pally or Muslim immigrants in general, while telling you to vote Neo-Con across the board.

Not to mention PNAC, Wesley Clark's list, Regime change... Assad / Saddam / Ghaddafi / Saleh / Harriri / Mubarak and the blockades of yemen, qatar and sudan.

When was the last time any of them talked conservative economics either, other than to clap like a Trisomic Seal over the Tax bill? While Steven Goldman-Sachs heads the Treasury, and a Jesuit who fought to raise the debt ceiling at all costs in 2011 and joined the Fed in 2012, helped tank Lehman and then started a Hedge Fund in 2008, is appointed Fed Chair?

There is a seriously dangerous convergence of Sociopaths, Abrahamic Memetics, Randian Objectivism and Manifest Destiny / Exceptionalism in the White House (which isn't any better or worse than Hillary would have been, BTW, if anyone mistakes me for a partisan) and all anyone talks about is Identity politics and SJWs crying. It's fucking laughable.

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Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:41 pm

Just received my annual parental reminder that today's Pearl Harbor Day so I shouldn't eat Japanese Food.
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Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:22 pm

I'm sorry here-- no, wait I'm not-- I listened to this podcast without an opinion. As you carried on I realized just how sh*tty Star Wars is. How whiney and undeserving every member of the Skywalker lineage is and just how much better Star Trek is in everyway. You've got this wrong. The easy black and white of Star Wars is awful and silly. It's officially, lost it's charm for me. Especially, after killing the only character with real development in all of the movies- Han Solo (killed btw by another whiny annoying "chosen one" Skywalker). Give me Jean Luc, Data or Spock any day. Brains over midichlorians!
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:59 am

due to rampant antisemitism, I am deciding to shut down the comment section.

Just kidding, keep going at it you bastards.

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Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:06 pm

I watched phantom menace 16 times in the theater.

Tfa is my most hated movie of all time. If I could manifest a movie into a physical being that I could beat the shit out of, I would.
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