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My brother in law's business just got hit with the Cryptolocker virus ransomware and basically have to pay 500 bucks or loose all of his construction businesses data.

He rang me loosing it last night. I was like - pay it, lesson learned - Invest in a better IT host that does backups or buy industry standard mallware and backup yourself.

Ransomware - fuck...
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We are in need of urgent assistance to transfer and invest our family fortune.

Please download the attachment for the proposal.

Thank you!

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Firstly, CONGRATULATIONS!
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Open this video page and discover the software yourself.

The next steps are:
1) You open a free account here
2) You get the software link (some of users can use internet browser to test like Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Opera etc)
3) I fund your account if You cannot fund it yourself. ($250 is the minimum required)
4) You open application, follow instructions and earn your money

Tips:
* Saturday and Sundays markets are closed.
* Use a new Email Address for faster account approval.

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Before I sent you this email I bagged one of the spots for myself ;)
And this email has gone out to over 32,000 people...
Here's the link to the instructions again
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Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building


ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was issued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of our newly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your
e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $2.4million USD has been deposited with IMF.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMF you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Cotonou, Benin Republic. According to our discoveries, you were
required to pay for the following,

(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address)

The total amount for everything is $96.00 We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $96.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited IMF and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Christopher Harris ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr. Christopher Harris
Email; christopherharris121@yahoo.com
PHONE NUMBER: +229-66043617
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL
NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr.Christopher Harris via information in which he shall send to you,


Mr. JAMES COMEY
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doomeddisciple wrote:My brother in law's business just got hit with the Cryptolocker virus ransomware and basically have to pay 500 bucks or loose all of his construction businesses data.

He rang me loosing it last night. I was like - pay it, lesson learned - Invest in a better IT host that does backups or buy industry standard mallware and backup yourself.

Ransomware - fuck...
omfg DO NOT PAY IT. Pays $500.. they dont unlock and ask for more money.
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Mr.*** *****:
First, thank you for your calls yesterday...
Let's be clear, I personally am not questioning this transfer transaction validity, however when I told this to my friend who has given me money before , that I now needed 9500, his opinion was that this seems very odd , gold being sent through this method.
he said this was illegal and that I should stay from this paper deal, I will be arrested when the goods are delivered, his worst fear for me
is he correct.? I sure hope not, that is his opinion.only.,but he has the funds to help and flatly refused,

Thus far I have spoken to the diplomat and have 3 photos of the goods.
I have no transfer paper work from The ******** group to the diplomat and asked for documents from the diplomat and he said they were internal and personal to him
**All I have are 3 phone calls and 3 photos.
and a,Verbal demand for 9500**
All of which can be manufactured over the internet.and the phone .
I will ask for the diplomats credentials and if he refuses then I will surely be suspect myself
Documentation Beats Conversation!!

My other friend , who has loaned me money says I should go to Houston with a metallurgist, verify and see the goods.before I send 9500.
This is not feasible at all
Bottom line Nobody trusts anybody (, except myself who know the truth re this transfer), in helping me.gather 9500 these last 2 days.
The central issue is this again for the 4 th time I was blindsided by this 9500 fee and need time to put this together, I difficult task indeed.
No notice again this is the 4th time in this transfer 15,82, 3000, 2500 and now 9500
As a retired atty I learned all parties must be given Advance Notice and ample time to ACT
.
That is why I was asking for the Board to advance this 9500 FOR the First shipment only.
I certainly do not want to cancel the appointment of the diplomat and have the goods returned back to The ******** group..
I hope that you see my position
Based on this situation I ask again for the ******** group to advance ONLY the first fee of 9500.I will repay it or Deduct this from what you now hold
Please take a,second look at my request. and review my plea again
Trust me I am feverishly seeking funds from people, my worst fear now that the diplomat will cancel the appointment , return the good and then have the funds frozen again with the Word bank demand of several hundred thousand dollars This cannot happen..
I thank you and the board for all you efforts to help me , only I never new or anticipated the 9500 fee, which now is an extreme burden for me. let's face no bank would believe this nor will the 2 closest friends who have loaned me money before. on this project
So near but yet so far!!

I hope this clarifies the issue I now face.
please review, consult and reply.
thank you again.for your advise and consulting
on this most sensitive issue I now face
My dad is a fucking MARK for this shit. He wrote this email the other day. He is way beyond any help as I've confronted him on this issue countless times. What a sick guy... Because he has been engaging with scams like this for over a decade now, his emails have even taken on the same tone.
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I forgot how much fucking mail spam you get when you buy a house. All this solicitations for supplemental mortgage insurance, etc. it's so annoying. They think they'll get you to give up all your information by referencing your loan amount and date of closing, as if that's not public record. Fuck off!
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From: "JAMES COMEY[F.B.I]" <lap@lapsiperheet.fi>
Date: November 17, 2016 at 10:37:03 PM MST
Subject: FBI LETTER[CODE:210]a
Reply-To: <zetzi00oo1@gmail.com>

JAMES BRIEN COMEY
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP

The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C
in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies
have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that your over-due contract payment
which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the
Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time
in screening through this project as stipulated on our
protocol of operation and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful
right to claim your fund without any further delay.
We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the
Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all
their services with you as well as your correspondence at
all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also
presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to
the release of your contract fund valued at about $25million us dollars
only
but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on
hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring
your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to
them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they
contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia
(Bank Negara Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz.
OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,
Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,
Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,
Selangor,Malaysia
Email: zetzi00oo1@gmail.com


Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office
of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with
the above email address and request that they attend
to your payment file as directed,
so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and
authenticate your given particulars below for certainty
and onward processing and release of you funds
as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
FAX: __________________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by
them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure
as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.
Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Malaysia
equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated
on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in
advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

James Brien Comey
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ATTN: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION!

This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the courier charges and
the delivery of your ATM CARD.I paid it because the ATM CARD worth USD
$8.5M has less than Four weeks and four days to
expire and when it expires the money will go into Government reserve. With
that I decided to help you pay the money so that the ATM CARD will not
expire, because I know when you get your ATM
CARD definitely you must compensate me.

Now your ATM CARD has been deposited with DHL Courier Company for delivery
so I want you to contact DHL Courier Company with your Full Contact
information so that they can deliver your ATM CARD
to your designated address without any delay.

Your Full Name:.........
Home Address:...........
Country:................
Phone Number:...........

Like I stated earlier, the delivery charges has been paid but i did not
pay their official keeping fees since they refused. Reasons for their
refusal are because they do not know when you are going to contact
them.They told me that
their keeping fee is 25euro per day and i deposited it Monday been
021/8/2017.Below is their Contact Information,

Contact Person: Mr.Franklin Mark Ozil
Email: dhldeliverycompany1@pochta.com
Phone: +2347066025900
DHL Delivery Service

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid mistake on the delivery.I
gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them
again to avoid any mistake in the delivering
including with your ID or Picture.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you
receive the package box contains US$8.5MILLION .

Ask Mr.Anthony Kenneth DHL Courier Company Director How you Can Send to
Them There Official Security Keeping Fees Witch Is Only 25euro which is
per day.Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me
know once you receive your ATM CARD.

From Hon.James Rubek the General
Payment Contractor of Federal
Government Africa
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for some reason i keep getting bulk emails to a.) submit papers to a journal and b.) attend conferences about homeland security

the second one is a different kind of scam, but the first? there's no listed payment requirement, just a general cattle-call, but it can't be that mundane and provisional journal-cramming, right? there's gotta be a more nefarious angle that i'm just not seeing, right? right?
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pretty sure it's not a scam, but I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to this forklift driver's test !?!?
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OFFICE OF DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS.
UNITED NATIONS PAYMENT OFFICE, JAKARTA INDONESIA.

Attention,

I am Mark Anderson, International Director of Payment United Nations payment office Jakarta Indonesia under the instruction of United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres . I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Government. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US5.2 Million to you via diplomatic courier service.
Note: The money is coming in two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the , International Director of Payment United Nations payment office Jakarta Indonesia to send this fund to you. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me

Full Name: .........
Tel/Fax: ............
Physical Address with Zip Code:
Your Occupation:
Sex/Age:
Private Email:
Home Equity (Yes/No):
Your identity such as, international passport or driver license...........

The Diplomat attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me. I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted. Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok, I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. If you need more information about this, I will give you the details how to contact the diplomat for more informati on on ho w to carry out the plan.
I need you response because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via Email (ma0794476@gmail.com ) Call me on my direct PH/FAX: ( +62-877-7793-8431)
Best Regards,
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Very soon the abovementionedsoftware virus should have access to the contacts. And it can forward videorecord to your confidants.

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I have pilfered it this mail address.
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Critical notice for you


Greetings,

I am Tayeb Souami, June 2018 <$315 Million Power-ball Jackpot Lottery winner> I have deemed it necessary to donate the sum. of USD 1,000,000 to you, to show appreciation to God and Power-ball for the opportunity I got in a lifetime. Mind you, it is not a regular circulation neither did I make this public, it's the direct contribution from me to you by my financial adviser.

However, for more insight and to receive this cash grant, please let me know Mind you, and this is not a regular circulation, IT IS NOT A HOAX OR A SCAM EMAIL IT IS REAL

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reply to me with your acceptance if you wish to accept my donation to you

Thank you and Accept my congratulations once again!

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Attention,

I am David Jim Brown, Head Officer-in-Charge, Administrative Service Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agency in Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport Atlanta, Georgia. During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom which was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta, and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in 2 Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 130kg.
The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect/classified document to either avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or confiscation by the relevant authorities. The diplomat's inability to pay for Non Inspection fees among other things are the reason why the consignment is delayed and abandoned.
By my assessment, each of the boxes contains $4M which is total of $8Million USD. They are still left in the airport storage facility till today. The Consignments like I said are two metal trunk boxes weighing about 65kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm) effective capacity: 680 L) Approximately. The details of the consignment including your name and email on the official document from United Nations' office in London where the shipment was tagged as personal effects/classified document is still available with us. As it stands now, you have to reconfirm your full name, Phone Number, full address so I can cross-check and see if it corresponds with the one on the official documents. It is now left to you to decide if you still need the consignment or allow us repatriate it back to UK
(place of origin) as we were instructed.

As I did say again, the shipper abandoned it and ran away most importantly because he gave a false declaration, he could not pay for the yellow tag, he could not secure a valid non inspection document(s), etc. I am ready to assist you in any way I can for you to get back this packages provided you will also give me something out of it (financial gratification). You can either come in person, or you engage the services of a secure shipping/delivery Company/agent that will provide the necessary security that is required to deliver the package to your doorstep or the destination of your choice. I need all the guarantee that I can get from you before I can get involved in this project.


Best Regards,

David Jim Brown
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Administrative Service Inspection Unit.
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Re: a thread for yer junk mail scams

Post by Necrometer »

that's solid

my grandparents got a call from "me" after I'd reportedly been arrested, and they made it to western union (to send bail) before the clerk was like "are you sure you're not being scammed?"

I'm sure western union's business is steadily approaching 100% scam transactions, so I'm enheartened thay they can actually warn people and not be instantly fired
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