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I answered this call and a guy comes on after a few seconds and says, "Hi, this is Ray. How are you?" I hung up. I don't know anyone named Ray
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Should Be Everyone's Theme Song.Don't Let No One Make You Feel Bad About Yourself.You Are As Good As Anyone.Thanks Rod Argent And His Band For Telling Us This.Great Message.I Love It.Thanks Again
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I guess i'll be the 1st to comment since is my favorite Zeppelin jam. Starts off in a folk vibe, then Jimmy brings the rock w/ one of the best guitar riffs i've ever heard. 
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They call him Canadas Shakespeare, I know him as the lead singer in the soundtrack too my life.
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dang... y'all remember then Lil Wayne dropped a ballad and made us all cry?
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Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:12 pm

But here is the kicker: I don't know if I should say this but THEY MADE ME A NIGHT GUARD FOR FREE!!!
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i wish i loved anything as much as these chuds love polkagrind

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Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:07 pm

Does a person who is addicted to pornography and is a gluten have freedom? Is he free?
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Men owe reparations to women, as a social class, how would you calculate the cost?
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The tree in our byway was butchered, but they left 5 dead limbs! I called to complain and the woman got snotty with me. I politely schooled her on the basics of tree trimming
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Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:18 am

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Do you understand how much k**s you killed in this video :D
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Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:46 pm

I keep getting suggested group that offends me I want to get rid of the NO ISAREL
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Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:40 pm

I ain't playin with y'all bout my damn anal beads they are the heart of the civic!!!!!! Somebody better snitch!!!!
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You are a bad roleplayer. Period. Get the fuck over it. If you cannot stand a "human only" game and you just NEED your dragonborn or dhampir or tiefling or whatever fucking edgelord faggot race you play to make yourself feel cool, then you are a shit roleplayer. There is literally nothing wrong with humans, and 95% of roleplaying concepts can be easily done as a human. What the fuck does being a dragon-blooded faggot add to the game, besides making you look cool, even though you probably don't even draw your character? It just weighs down the setting with more pointless races that no one needs. A setting should have five races, maximum. And the main race should be humans. Why? Because humans are the dominant race. No it shouldn't be elves, they live for-fucking-ever and should be special. An all-dwarf setting? Bleck. I mean, it could be cool for a rare weird setting, but a setting that isn't 90% humans and the other races are mostly a minority, is just fucking stupid. It ends up with the game being like goddamn Star Wars and you need fucking breeding tables to decide what happens when race #482 fucks race #71. It's retarded. What do more races add, besides weighing down the setting? Nothing. 90% of the time, nothing that you couldn't accomplish with a fucking humans with alternate culture. It's easy to do if you're not a shit worldbuilder.

I really am getting sick of these xasthur fans who think they are allowed to play whatever race that they want, and that I will bend over backwards to include it in my setting. For shit-fucking-christs sake, the goddamn Pathfinder Races Guide includes like 10 new ones, on top of 7 or 8 in the core book, plus all the shit from 5e they insist on porting in. It's retarded. Get the fuck out. Extra races are unnecessary.
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Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:29 am

This would make punk dad extraordinaire Rob proud. Punkin’ Spiced Latte. #dadjokes Screeching Weasel #punk #coffee #tooearly #morning #morningmotivation #morningcoffee #nosleep
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You are a bad roleplayer. Period. Get the fuck over it. If you cannot stand a "human only" game and you just NEED your dragonborn or dhampir or tiefling or whatever fucking edgelord faggot race you play to make yourself feel cool, then you are a shit roleplayer. There is literally nothing wrong with humans, and 95% of roleplaying concepts can be easily done as a human. What the fuck does being a dragon-blooded faggot add to the game, besides making you look cool, even though you probably don't even draw your character? It just weighs down the setting with more pointless races that no one needs. A setting should have five races, maximum. And the main race should be humans. Why? Because humans are the dominant race. No it shouldn't be elves, they live for-fucking-ever and should be special. An all-dwarf setting? Bleck. I mean, it could be cool for a rare weird setting, but a setting that isn't 90% humans and the other races are mostly a minority, is just fucking stupid. It ends up with the game being like goddamn Star Wars and you need fucking breeding tables to decide what happens when race #482 fucks race #71. It's retarded. What do more races add, besides weighing down the setting? Nothing. 90% of the time, nothing that you couldn't accomplish with a fucking humans with alternate culture. It's easy to do if you're not a shit worldbuilder.

I really am getting sick of these xasthur fans who think they are allowed to play whatever race that they want, and that I will bend over backwards to include it in my setting. For shit-fucking-christs sake, the goddamn Pathfinder Races Guide includes like 10 new ones, on top of 7 or 8 in the core book, plus all the shit from 5e they insist on porting in. It's retarded. Get the fuck out. Extra races are unnecessary.
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me too :lol:
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Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:13 pm

He. Is. The. Cute. Es. Baby. I. Love. Him. Soooo. Much. Great. Anut. Flo
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Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:58 am

As someone who is new to DnD what the fuck is the point of gnomes and halflings. As far as I can tell the only reason people play them is so they can be a "hilarious" thief who makes stupid jokes all the tie, not to mention they often want to play something stupid like a barbarian gnome. Its not funny and I hate it.
Hi, kind of new to the whole pen-and-paper RPG thing. How do I convince the guy in charge to let me marry a giant demon lady? Is there a specific class I have to be? Or is there an attribute I have to raise to a certain number? Maybe a special wedding ring I have to find?
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riley-o wrote:These D&D ones are my favourite thing in a while
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Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:46 am

Literally last night I met someone who was in college and starting his own fashion line on the side, and I thought, how cool and interesting is this person. Then our mutual friend was like, "yeah his dad is the one who merged (Standard Oil) Exxon and
Mobil" and I was like okay buh-bye.

I have to constantly remind myself that being an artist (or what the fuck ever that means) doesn't guarantee this celebratory act of "follow ur dreams." Some of our most beloved artistic icons are bankrolled by surplus bourgeoise wealth (I.e. Stolen from working people).
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Literally last night I met someone who was in college and starting his own fashion line on the side, and I thought, how cool and interesting is this person. Then our mutual friend was like, "yeah his dad is the one who merged (Standard Oil) Exxon and
Mobil" and I was like okay buh-bye.

I have to constantly remind myself that being an artist (or what the fuck ever that means) doesn't guarantee this celebratory act of "follow ur dreams." Some of our most beloved artistic icons are bankrolled by surplus bourgeoise wealth (I.e. Stolen from working people).
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Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:47 am

haha oh man those rpg monologues...
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fucking riley zero quoting himself in this thread to post as himself is making me laughhhh
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