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Who doesn't enjoy the circus?
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this commercial always reminds me of the best story. i guess my uncle went to a special athletes thing for whatever reason, probably to get drunk under the bleachers. in any case when they had two of them race they were worried they would bump into each other if running next to one another so they had them at opposite ends of the track with the finish line in the middle instead. at the finish line they both just ran face first into each other and my uncle lost his mind. i wish so bad i was there for that, not to see them crash into each other necessarily but just to see my uncle lose his shit
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Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:16 pm

Open-mouth chewing / lip-smacking in a goddamned adult.
One co-worker does it, consistently... and I'm stuck on the same lunch schedule as her.
Eat shit and live...
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I'm not even a little bit angry about this, but I'll drop it here anyway:

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Turns out my teacher was the one who did it... On the first day of class after knowing me for a few hours.
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Randoms/scene tourists at "underground" shows that make a big spectacle out of rocking out in some exaggerated caricature of Wayne's world/Beavis and butthead.
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Blair wrote:Randoms/scene tourists at "underground" shows that make a big spectacle out of rocking out in some exaggerated caricature of Wayne's world/Beavis and butthead.
"scene tourists," I wrote that one down...
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Blair wrote:Randoms/scene tourists at "underground" shows that make a big spectacle out of rocking out in some exaggerated caricature of Wayne's world/Beavis and butthead.
last time i saw thrones was like that only it seemed like more than half the crowd were people in 'going out' clothes nodding knowingly at each other and smiling at nothing and pointing at stuff in exaggerated ways like they were all in some big improv sketch. guys throwing up 'the horns' while making a perfect O with the thumb and middle two fingers and the horns were all limp, while sticking their tongue out

i cant wait to die
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Forever ago there was an Inquisition(when they were still a sketchy ug band)/Rites of thy Dergingolade show here set up by a Blasphemy guy and some wag thought it was hilarious to pull that shit IN A FUCKING LONGHAIR WIG right in front of the stage.

A bouncer tapped him on the shoulder and explained to him that there were people there that would murder him if he didn't knock it off, with the implication that the bouncer wouldn't lift a finger. He knocked it off.
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FVBTVS wrote:[
last time i saw thrones was like that only it seemed like more than half the crowd were people in 'going out' clothes nodding knowingly at each other and smiling at nothing and pointing at stuff in exaggerated ways like they were all in some big improv sketch. guys throwing up 'the horns' while making a perfect O with the thumb and middle two fingers and the horns were all limp, while sticking their tongue out

i cant wait to die


When I saw wovenhand there was a hipster DJ afterwards, and the bar was packed with inordinately tall people in "going out clothes", such as a couple in matching denim overall-shorts, that were packed in front of stage doing mockery dancing, talking super loud, and constantly taking selfies and I couldn't see or hear wovenhand.

I wish I had been wearing a suicide vest.
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I'm furious
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This place don't make sense to me no more
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when I saw wovenhand it was at a bible college and boo and I were like the only outsiders.

some holy rollin trance shit on the stage and off
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Geeheeb wrote:I'm not even a little bit angry about this, but I'll drop it here anyway:

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Turns out my teacher was the one who did it... On the first day of class after knowing me for a few hours.
She clearly wants to touch your wang.
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hatred surge played with mammoth grinder in san diego once and a massive pile of hipsters showed up for some fucking reason. they were all like 18 years old and just the worst people that you could imagine. during hatred surge they were dancing ironically right up front and i fucking lost my shit. just ran up and threw every single one to the ground on top of one another. it was the best stack of people ever. for some reason the old 'pick up the guy who fell' pit instinct kicked in and i helped them up, realizing a second later what i was doing just put them back in the mound of shit they were in. my friends told me later that they all moved to the back and kept dancing where i couldnt see them. that shit still pisses me off
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Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:11 pm

these stories are all well and good, but this is the IRRATIONAL ANGER thread and the hate is certainteed justified.
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It was obvious that the crowd of freakishly tall hip people in going out clothes resented having to put up with woven hand playing before the DJ, BUT they still had to act out in front of the stage so to be the center of attention instead of just lurking until it was over.
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I seriously couldn't hear anything over the din of their conversations.
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again, rational anger
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I wish caller of the storms would punch their heads off.
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I hate the stupid fucking viking jewelry that shows up on my feed just because I like old Mayhem.
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i dont care about the rational v irrational thread cohesion fwiw
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Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:04 am

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as annoying and borderline inexcusable the flood of typos and errors are in the new bloggy journo landscape i really cant help but be even more disgusted by the amount of middling hack wannabe journbros and girls that i personally know who have to signal all over the goddamn'd place that they're catching them all. like literally going so far as amplifying the most insignificant of posts from all kinds of completely irrelevant articles,newsiclesand sources etc that have nothing to do with anything. no one cares more about your garbage writing and opinions more because you caught misused semi colon on a website you hate follow because you hate yourself, you dolt

losers one and all

im totally cool with thread about errors but i jsut had to get this offa my chess
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