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Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:46 am

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the Cloverfield Paradox - 2
:lol:

I stand by my middling score but yeah it definitely sucked

I appreciate the instant home release because it lets me make fun of it instead of having to sit there, angrily silent
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Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:15 pm

The End of the Tour - 7.5/10
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Necrometer wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:46 am
Foot Foot wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:47 am
the Cloverfield Paradox - 2
:lol:

I stand by my middling score but yeah it definitely sucked

I appreciate the instant home release because it lets me make fun of it instead of having to sit there, angrily silent
the filmmakers are seriously overestimating audience interest in a "Cloververse".

it was every bit as aggressively idiotic as the last couple of Alien movies, but at least those had enough decent creature FX, laughably bat-shit characters, and gonzo twists to keep me quasi-entertained.

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Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:02 pm

I didn't actually watch it aside from some FFWing of a copy my friend had downloaded, but that shitty recent movie Life came to mind

incidentally, Life has WAY better reviews, which I suspect is partially due to critics being pissed that they had to do work sunday night after the superbowl with such short notice
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:38 am

Cloverfield bullshit

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Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:34 pm

While We’re Young - 7/10
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:01 pm

Leatherface - 4/10
It Comes at Night - 5/10
Happy Death Day - 7/10
The Belko Experiment - 4/10

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Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:45 am

The Ritual - 3.5

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Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:25 am

Cloverfield Paradox -sucked/10

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Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:17 pm

The Shape of Water - 8/10

Pleasant surprise. That main antagonist plays the same guy always though and it’s annoying and distracting.
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Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:16 am

Suicide Squad - 5 turds out of 5
I don't know what got into me thinking I should watch this piece of shit, I guess it was morbid curiosity. Bland, sterile, and dumb, it's clear that it's a product every second of the film. The one thing that sticks out from this turd is the cringey Joker and Harvey scenes, which are so unapologetically bad it's fucking hilarious. What an asshole Jared Leto must be in real life...
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Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:08 pm

In Warner Brothers' latest genius move for the DCEU, they want Michael Bay to direct a Lobo movie and Joaquin Phoenix to play the joker in some joker origin movie. You can't make this shit up. I'm waiting until I can watch for free to MST3K that latest Justice League pile but holy shit @ BvS and Suicide Squad. I'm having more fun watching these dumb fuck execs torpedo their movie universe with bad decisions than I ever would watching the actual product

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Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:33 pm

Oh nooo but I wanted to see more goofy Jared Leto! haha. Everybody involved sucks shit on a regular basis. This is the perfect moment to recall the Sony powerpoint slides leak that happened a couple of years ago

http://gawker.com/sonys-embarrassing-po ... 1666403941

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Jigsaw - 6/10
Traps were pretty weak and compared to earlier films there wasn't that much gore in it - really liked the last scene though where a dude's head is cut up by lasers. Totally retarded and contrived plotline, just as usual. Eh, I was entertained, I guess. Next up: the three Hatchet films as a tripple feature, whenever mate of mine and I get around to it. I've got one week of school holidays coming up!!
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Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:23 pm

K-PAX - 6.5

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Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:02 pm

Good Luck (2017) - 5
Experimental documentary on contemporary mining practises in Europe and Africa. Its meter is not so much thought-provoking as it is sadistic. Ultimately aimless.

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Phantom Thread - 8
Poltergeist (1982) - 9

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Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:20 pm

EL Bar - 7/10
A bit too long IMHO, but still good. Devolves into almost survival horror towards the end
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Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:51 pm

The New York Ripper (Fulci) - 5/10
Some good funky music, some good gore effects, and plenty of sleaze, but all in all still pretty boring.
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The New York Ripper (Fulci) - 5/10
Some good funky music, some good gore effects, and plenty of sleaze, but all in all still pretty boring.
Pretty much describes every Fulci movie I've seen

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Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:19 pm

Call Me By Your Name - 6
Square - 7

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Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:01 am

disaster artist - 8/10
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:10 pm

The Other Dream Team - 7.5
Kickboxer: Retaliation - 6
The Last Days on Mars - 6

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:55 am

Black Panther - 8
Spider-Man: Homecoming - 3 (worse than DC. Sony is the entertainment equivalent of a urethral stricture)
Contamination - 5
the Oily Maniac - 9
Old Stone - 7
Don't Look Now - 10

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:33 pm

Wonder Woman 2/10
I totally fail to see what all the hype was about. It's your fucking average generic bland summer blockbuster bullshit:
- same tired pseudo washed out/ dark look that all DC films seem to aspire to
- shitty and clicheed dialogue
- shitty characters (the amazons, oh boy... what a bunch of ninnies)
- shitty action scenes that were not convincing at all (probably since everybody involved probably has zero martial arts experience outside of the filming of this turd), also because huge parts were done in shitty/ immediately recognisable CGI. Sometimes it was totally unclear which part of their opponents our heroes hit.
- everything was incredibly hammed up; almost every dumb conversation in the film had the obnoxious OST in the background that was supposed to make everything feel epic but fealt tired and clicheed like everything else in this film (of course WW's Amazon coach/ replacement father figure sacrifices herself in the most trite way possible to save WW)
- dumb bad guys including Ares. Using that British wanker was an idiotic casting decision. He has zero charisma and doesn't seem threatening at all.

The one thing I didn't hate was Chris Pine; his character had a modicum of swagger. I didn't have any high hopes for this film, but after everything I read I was looking forward to an at least slightly interesting commentary on masculinity and femininity. Nothing much of interest here as well. What a missed opportunity.
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