Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Music posts are a bannable offense.
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9612
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by ghost boner »

I love you man - 6.5/10
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
THE KILL
O.G. Interwebber
Posts: 4947
Joined: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:52 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by THE KILL »

Hatchet I-III - :wank: / 10

First one was kinda decent, had some pretty handmade gore effects. Second one was ok, too, but those were about as many Hatchet films I needed to see. Third one was worse on all levels except gore (even dumber dialogue, shitty overacting all around).

I don't really get this type of retro filmmaking. There was nothing creative in here, unless you think various gory generic dismemberments (which sometimes felt like a couple of drunk on tiny bottles of beer teenagers had come up with them - ripping somebody's head off by choking them with their own entrails? is a bit of very basic physics too much to ask?) is cutting edge stuff. What is the point of trying to make a film that wants to be as average as possible in all ways?
The Bill wrote:Kids today with their artificially flavored kunt hands!
User avatar
The Real MPD
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 11601
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by The Real MPD »

The Future - 7.5
Paddington - 8
The Final Year - 8
User avatar
Joe Buck
Take As Needed For Pain
Posts: 348
Joined: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:06 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Joe Buck »

Sherlock Gnomes -5/10
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 64430
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Necrometer »

enron smartest guys in the room 5/10 documentary, 8/10 tale of hubris/downfall
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
FVBTVS
Total Recluse
Posts: 20095
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:14 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by FVBTVS »

i love that movie
TEAM CARE COORDINATOR
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 64430
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Necrometer »

I had no idea about the CA blackouts being the result of these slimy fuckers trying to make money from thin air - that shit was astounding. I'm so glad they forgot to shred the tapes of those traders yukking it up mid-scamming.
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
MANTIS
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 13251
Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:33 am
Location: here. now.

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by MANTIS »

A Quiet Place - 6.5/10

Basic premise was well executed but trying to have a baby in the sound-activated creature apocalypse is walking dead season 2 levels of stupid. Get real. Abort! And did they really steal the Achilles heel plot twist from the retarded wizard in Feast 3? Christ :roll:

Also, the creature design was uninspired.

I liked the way their heads split open and shifted about like miniature tectonic plates, but ultimately it was a bit too much clovie meets pumpkinhead meets demigorgon. Underwhelming
User avatar
The Real MPD
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 11601
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by The Real MPD »

Andre the Giant - 10
Colt .45 - 9
featherboa
Wandering Johnny!
Posts: 6902
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:17 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by featherboa »

phantom thread
?
Image Certified Poster
User avatar
Foot Foot
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4474
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:51 pm
Location: Shittsburgh
Contact:

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Foot Foot »

Andre The Giant - 9 (wish it was about 1/2 an hour longer)
Like Me - 8
My Friend Dahmer - 9
the Sadist of Notre Dame - 8
Sinfonia Erotica - 7
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9612
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by ghost boner »

road house - always a 10
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
riley-o
Chad Thundercock
Posts: 38961
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:05 pm
Location: Inside Crystal Mouvntain

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by riley-o »

Andre the Giant - 7.5/10

I almost cried when Vince was tremble-lipping
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
User avatar
Black Jacques
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 18315
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:14 pm
Location: Canada

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Black Jacques »

Point Break - 8.5/10

Is Hollywood capable of producing such a cool movie nowadays? Everything’s changed.

Dirty Dozen - -12/10

The only good thing about it was Jim Brown beating the shit out of someone. And Clint Walker
ghost boner
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9612
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: chug-a-lug house

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by ghost boner »

8.5 is way too low
formerly ghost boner
User avatar
spacehamster
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 19189
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:57 pm
Location: just a-passin' thru

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by spacehamster »

Pan's Labyrinth 9/10
storm shadow wrote:This is what happens when people use the internet to get through adolescence, instead of drugs and heavy metal.
User avatar
cxwx
clown shaped void that used to be a human being
Posts: 7205
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm
Location: Fifty Island Water

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by cxwx »

Meatball machine 7/10
Ill body
/
Ill will
User avatar
The Real MPD
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 11601
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by The Real MPD »

Night of the Living Dead (1990) - 10
Pet Sematary - 9
Se7en - 10
User avatar
Chad
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9083
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:08 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Chad »

Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly
User avatar
FVBTVS
Total Recluse
Posts: 20095
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:14 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by FVBTVS »

watch morvern callar too, chad
TEAM CARE COORDINATOR
User avatar
MeatGrease
[citation needed]
Posts: 3355
Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:08 pm
Location: Maniac Neil's Couch

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by MeatGrease »

Chad wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:25 am Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly
I love Wes Anderson movies
Warning: this post may contain plagiarized text or language, some which may be above the poster's reading level.
Glub
Certified False.
Posts: 1182
Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:16 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Glub »

MeatGrease wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:16 pm
Chad wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:25 am Ratcatcher - 9

I watched this because I'm about to see the new movie she directed with Joaquin Phoenix getting Dick rode hard

Flat out quietly blew me away. I know it was Praised in certain circles of the time, but it is absolutely A gut punch. Makes Lars Von Trier look like Wes Anderson

could not recommend it more highly
I love Wes Anderson movies
Wes just called.
He says he'd prefer you not like his movies because you're a dopey asshole.
Sorry to have to break that news to you.
No, hold on, strike that last thought and kill yourself.
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.

Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
User avatar
Chad
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
Posts: 9083
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:08 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by Chad »

User avatar
The Real MPD
Sir Posts-A-Lot
Posts: 11601
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by The Real MPD »

The Price of Fame - 7
User avatar
riley-o
Chad Thundercock
Posts: 38961
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:05 pm
Location: Inside Crystal Mouvntain

Re: Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

Post by riley-o »

Rampage - 7/10

Took a much longer time to get where it was going than it needed to, could have used a little less battling, a lot less humans doing anything except dying, and a lot more Rampaging, The Rock does basically nothing but his smouldering from Jumanji and running as awkwardly as Steven Seagal, and I absolutely hated when Sif dies but holy FUUUUUCK when the giant monsters were trashing the city I was in heaven.

Also right near the end of the movie, a woman in our packed theatre screamed SHUT UP at someone, and not two minutes later the guy I was sitting next seemed emboldened, and turned around and loudly hissed SHUT UP at the chatty idiots behind us while his two sons looked mortified.
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
Post Reply