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Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:22 am

coco - 8.5/10

a few bits of the plot were too aggressively telegraphed (i thoroughly understand it's a movie for children and babies) but the overall everything else was fantastic, in particular the music, which is super catchy and memorable

(i still don't like the idea that in this movie's universe, you enter the land of the dead at the age you were when you died; if i died tomorrow, i'd want to see my kids when they arrived as i remembered them, not some random middle-aged-to-old people that i never met before. sure it'd be great to know my kids as the people they turned out to be, but current me—and, in turn, dead me—would miss three shithead idiot toddlers, not like tax accountants or whatever. but i guess they wouldn't want to be forced to revert to toddlers. i don't know, i'm the only non-mexican in the family.)

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Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:55 pm

Baby Driver - 7/10

Very heavily style over substance, but the film desn’t try to pretend it’s anything else, and it does a good job of offering engaging style, for the most part. I was trying to place where I’d seen the female lead before until I realized I was thinking of Madchen Amick from 30 years ago, which was a really odd experience.
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:32 am

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Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:39 pm

Black Panther - 7.5/10
Thor Ragnarock - 5.5/10
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Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:04 pm

50 shades of grey 1/10 after my thread on the book(s), it was inevitable that I see this eventually. it SUCKED. a point for the chick looking good naked. not even any interesting sex. no beejers, CGI bush, dude didn't hang dong...

annihilation 7/10 I was super excited for this but it was overly hand-holdy and didn't really build any tension or intrigue. maybe it'd be different if i hadn't read the book. some awesome moments but far from great overall.
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Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:39 pm

This is Not a Film - 8
Tabloid - 7.5

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Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:43 pm

Black Panther - 6.5/10
Thor Ragnarok - 7.5/10

Black Panther was so overrated. Interesting style, characters and world but the movie itself was so plodding. I didn't expect to be bored. Action was meh. Thor Ragnarok was a blast. Completely without real substance but it was tasty candy.

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Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:36 pm

The Lodgers - 5.5
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Terri - 8.5
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Black Panther - 6.5/10
Thor Ragnarok - 7.5/10
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:05 am

:lol:

black panther 7.5/10 feels like what I wanted/expected from wonder woman (as far as hollywood for-profit progressivism is concerned). why did the give the villain the moral high ground? serkis's character was really enjoyable in this, and all the women were off the charts.
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thor: ragnarok 7.5/10 this is pretty soulless but enjoyable - feels like what I wanted/expected from gotg2
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Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:05 pm

chris rock: tamborine - 8/10
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Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:09 pm

Half of Lady Bird - meh
3 Billboards - 6
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Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:07 am

Kingsman - 5/10

Kingsman 2 - 4/10

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Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:14 pm

The Evil Within 4/10 still happy to have watched it, but no it's not very much like Phantasm :oops:
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Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:53 pm

Michelle Wolf’s most recent stand-up special - 8.5/10

Really, really funny.
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Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:15 am

Why do you guys watch movies that are gonna be 4s?
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Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:31 am

Kingsman flicks were being watched by a friend in my presence. Not my choice. Not that you always know a movie is going to be a 4 before you watch it

In the case of Kingsman 2, I was pretty sure though judging by the quality of the first one. I was on the computer while it played. Not terribly invested

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featherboa wrote:
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Why do you guys watch movies that are gonna be 4s?
you never just hate yourself and want to snear the walls ov your brain with red feces?

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:41 am

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:57 pm

Dredd - 7/10

I dunno, there isn't really, like, a plot here, but I just like the 80s B movie aesthetic and it's nice to see that people can still make movies (especially comicbook movies) that aren't three fucking hours long.
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Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:37 pm

Three Billboards - 8.5 / 10

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:52 pm

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:58 pm

dredds at least an 8 or 8.5

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:00 pm

the seventh seal 6/10 maybe bergman isn't for me
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