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Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:14 pm

Good Time - 8

Staying Vertical - 7
Mother! - 7.5
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Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:01 pm

The room - fuck if I know/10. This was so fucking ridiculous and somehow lived up the hype and totally didn't at the same time
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Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:57 pm

Pitch Perfect 3 - 7/10

Not quite as funny as the other two, but the music was still great. Who is this DJ Khaled fat fuck and why is he fucking everywhere all of a sudden though
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Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:39 pm

I don't care much for him but if you don't like this song you're the biggest asshole on earth

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Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:43 pm

the shape of water 9/10 I really loved this, and never expected sally hawkins to have such a nice body
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Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:37 am

Dunkirk - 9
El Camino Christmas - 7
Pottersville - 6.5
A Year and Change - 6.5
What If - 5
Christmast Vacation - 10
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Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:20 am

The Black Hole (Disney) - 6/10
Pretty decent special effects, I particularly liked the models they built (apart from the crews robot, what a ridiculous piece of shit) and that they tried to make it look like the crew's spaceship had low gravity.

Marvel's Punisher Season 1 - 9/10
Finally finished it. Incredible writing, pacing, and acting. The violence felt so much more real than anything in Game of Thrones and even managed to make me cringe in the last episode.
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Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:01 pm

Jumanji (2017) - 7.5/10

Fell off a bit between the second and third acts, and the kids are a little annoying.

Outside of that, it’s pretty much a perfect popcorn movie; tons of fun, great action and big laffs throughout, good chemistry between the actors, and well-used special effects.
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Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:21 pm

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samurai cop 8/10 there's a remastered version on amazon prime - not wildly different but fun to see a few more weird details
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Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:47 pm

Watched Mother last night with the old lady. I went in knowing ZERO about the movie and was pretty blown away. Fucking crazy film. 8
Night before i watched The Good The Bad and The Ugly for the 6th or 7th time. Still amazing. Top 5 all time for me. 10
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Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:50 pm

Jumanji (1995) - 7/10

Liked this way more than I ever thought I would’ve on paper. I hate Robin Williams, I hate kid actors, I hate bad CGI, but this was pretty fun. The second one is more different from this one than I realized, and while I prefer the 2nd, this had a ton of 90s charm.

Sisters - 7/10

Funny, kinda sweet. Tina Fey’s movies seem like she’s acting out fantasies she has of what she wishes life was like, which usually works but sometimes is a little cringey.
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Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

The Shape of Water - 8
Brawl in Cell Block 99 - 8
Get Out - 7
Mother - 7
The Last Jedi - 5
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Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:46 pm

Bright - 7/10 Kinda surprised this is rated R (or MA, whatever)... fantasy movies are usually more family friendly... not that I'm complaining. It's a fun little romp... when it's not trying to club you over the head with its message, that is...
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Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:57 am

Blade Runner 2049 - I'm not in the mood to ponder a numerical digit, so I'll go with "Good yet Unnecessary". I'll probably never watch this again, as once again it's another sequel/prequel that wasn't terrible but there was just no need for it existing, and I'll just think of it as unofficial fan fiction. I did really like the stuff with the Alexa/Siri/Cortana program.
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Brawl in Cell Block 99 - gave up after Wedding Crasher went Street Fighter Bonus Round on Dexter's sister's car. dug the director's previous movie (Bone Tomahawk), but this just felt forced and boring.

Sendero - 7: pretty brutal/weird torture horror from Chile.

Love (the Gaspar Noe one) - 8. first half kinda dragged, but was worth the watch. dug the orgy club having the theme from Assault on Precinct 13 blaring.

Wiener Dog (Todd Solondz) - 9. Solondz is usually a 9 for me.

Author: the JT Leroy Story - 8 for the film, 1 for the subject. i thought the books were campy try-hard bullshit even before it was revealed that the author was some star-fucking bag lady and not a 14 year old transexual blow-up doll for pilled-up truckers. made me attempt to watch Heart is Deceitful Ablahblablah but even Asia Argento's crusty dirt knot couldn't hold my attention.

Fire and Ice - 8

New Years Evil - 7

Strip Nude For Your Killer - 8

Death Spa - a surprising 7

Jailbat (aka Streetwise) - 3

Endless Poetry - 10

Punk's Dead: SLC Punk 2 - negative 14. who in the fuck is the audience for this? the first one was irritating and manipulative, but at least the filmmakers and actors attempted to make the characters and world they inhabit feel somewhat fully formed and plausible. didn''t finish.
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:06 pm

Logan 7/10
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- mostly well cast actors: Hugh Jackman is always great and an excellent Wolverine, Patrick Stewart and that little shit that played WOlverine's "daughter", Spethen Merchant, all great
- finally action scenes that fit the character, i.e. sufficient amounts of blood & flying body parts
- cool dark score
- liked the commentary on the state of the US (racial tensions, the wall)
- theme of family and what it means for the characters was well integrated; liked the way they portrayed Professor X's and Logan's difficult relationship

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- the guy that played the mercenary with the bionic hand looked like he belonged in a boygroup
- Wolverine's adamantium skeleton leaking or some shit. I just don't buy it. DId I miss anything?
- some weak editing; some conversations (eg. between the evil doctor and Caliban) barely start before the film switches to another scene
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:07 pm

The Red Turtle - 7.5
The Disaster Artist - 5
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Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:20 pm

I fucking loved watching The Disaster Artist, brought me real joy - have a sneaking suspicion that when i come back to rewatch it in five years it'll disappoint me. I think it's better than Ed Wood, at least.
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The Survivalist - 7
Robocop - 10

2001: A Space Odyssey - 10
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can someone tell me what 2016 - present movie I should watch? I did a bunch of research the other day, and all the movies that sounded cool aren't out yet. Was 2016 not a good movie year? I've seen Arrival and Blade Runner 2049 and Get Out.
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Lucky - 7.5
The Levelling - 8
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Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:37 am

The Disaster Artist - 7/10

Sweet and funny. I thought they did a really good job of showing Tommy in both positive and negative lights. James Franco captured Tommy’s accent and mannerisms incredibly, but I couldn’t escape that he was still James Franco the entire time, like I just kept thinking, hey James Franco. And then he’d talk like Tommy and I’d go oh right he’s playing Tommy Wiseau not James Franco.
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Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:24 pm
can someone tell me what 2016 - present movie I should watch? I did a bunch of research the other day, and all the movies that sounded cool aren't out yet. Was 2016 not a good movie year? I've seen Arrival and Blade Runner 2049 and Get Out.
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featherboa wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:24 pm
can someone tell me what 2016 - present movie I should watch? I did a bunch of research the other day, and all the movies that sounded cool aren't out yet. Was 2016 not a good movie year? I've seen Arrival and Blade Runner 2049 and Get Out.
My favourites of 2016 were probably American Summer and Captain Fantastic
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I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore 7.5/10 this netflix movie is weird and manages to be good (or at least entertaining); the elijah wood character 100% reminds me of the barely-employable suburban ninja friend that drummed in my band for a few years
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