josh martin fell off an escalator and died

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I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar
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did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective? too dumb to navigate a fucking escalator.
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http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/05/29/p ... escalator/

"PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — A man who was apparently “fooling around” and riding the escalator rail lost his balance and fell to his death at a Rhode Island mall.

Providence Police Chief Hugh Clements tells WPRO-AM the victim fell from the escalator at the movie theater level to the food court at the Providence Place Mall just before 11 p.m. Monday.

Clements says the man lost his balance, fell backward, and hit his head on a table. He suffered “massive injuries” and was pronounced dead at the hospital."
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elephants gerald wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:19 am I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar
I guess Gene Simmons got the last laugh?
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And the Jews win again.
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Haha, you fell off an escalator
You fell off an escalator, but you’re not in a coma
Kyle from incantation didn’t fall off an escalator
Went back in time and voted for Jesse W Reno
Foreplay with an escalator
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Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective?


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That's amazing on multiple levels :lol:
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where will Robert take up space in Boston now?
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He’s in the afterlife with dimebag now comparing giant jewfros while Seth calls them gay. They have enough people involved now to do heavenly renditions of the great southern trendkill
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Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(
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MeatGrease wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:29 pm Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(
What biting witticism, retard.
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escalator full of retards
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Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:52 pm escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator
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Anyone who falls of an escalator is a faggot

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cxwx wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:58 pm He’s in the afterlife with dimebag now comparing giant jewfros while Seth calls them gay. They have enough people involved now to do heavenly renditions of the great southern trendkill


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calling gravity a nigger before you decorate the food court with your innards, you're gay
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cxwx wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:04 pm
Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:52 pm escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator
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How has Larry Lifeless managed to outlive these guys?
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