TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
9:30pm
Just powered down a french dip. Got up to put my dishes away and then it hit me.
This one is creeping up. Definitely coffee fueled. A little test push to see what im working with....
Unhhhhh....lamaze stylee. Let it happen. Dont force the issue....uggghhhn.
Hard. Compact like a diamond. It's weird how it's soft serve one day and briquettes the next.
One chicken strip sized turd drops. Kinda pokey like it had potato chip shards in it. Then followed up by a well oiled pot sticker sized chunk. Shot out.
Could there be some more? My piss is steamy hot tonight.
Heil.
Just powered down a french dip. Got up to put my dishes away and then it hit me.
This one is creeping up. Definitely coffee fueled. A little test push to see what im working with....
Unhhhhh....lamaze stylee. Let it happen. Dont force the issue....uggghhhn.
Hard. Compact like a diamond. It's weird how it's soft serve one day and briquettes the next.
One chicken strip sized turd drops. Kinda pokey like it had potato chip shards in it. Then followed up by a well oiled pot sticker sized chunk. Shot out.
Could there be some more? My piss is steamy hot tonight.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
7:33pm.
Some people go to church on sundays. I go poop.
Ungghhhh.
That sweet wet slidey sound. Then the crackle of a fart still trapped in the asshole.
Nice poopy scent. Back to basics.
Some people go to church on sundays. I go poop.
Ungghhhh.
That sweet wet slidey sound. Then the crackle of a fart still trapped in the asshole.
Nice poopy scent. Back to basics.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
12:10pm.
Didn't think i had to that bad....just sat down and now it's coming on strong. The pressure farts reek....here goes.
Ungggh. Length feels substantial. African tribal chief stylee. Followed up by some bloppy chunks of smelly poopoo.
The conistency was doughy and fresh out f the oven warm. A very nice experience. Reeks like a mutha.
Another wonderful bit of me time.
Didn't think i had to that bad....just sat down and now it's coming on strong. The pressure farts reek....here goes.
Ungggh. Length feels substantial. African tribal chief stylee. Followed up by some bloppy chunks of smelly poopoo.
The conistency was doughy and fresh out f the oven warm. A very nice experience. Reeks like a mutha.
Another wonderful bit of me time.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
8:52pm
I think i might need to drop off more poop. Lets give it a go shall we.
Let me slide my undies off and get cozy.
No overt pressure but there does seem to be a bit of something in there.
Unnnggggh.
Plop.
Plop. Plop.
Long slider with clean break.
Baby plop.
No smell. No heat. But now the very poopy smell hits me. Not foody at all. Straight shit scent.
I think i might need to drop off more poop. Lets give it a go shall we.
Let me slide my undies off and get cozy.
No overt pressure but there does seem to be a bit of something in there.
Unnnggggh.
Plop.
Plop. Plop.
Long slider with clean break.
Baby plop.
No smell. No heat. But now the very poopy smell hits me. Not foody at all. Straight shit scent.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
8:05pm.
Drop you off at 8? And dont be late? Oh poopoo you know what i like.
Ugghnn.
Pretty girthy turd exits quickly and with little prompting. My buttlips kinda sting a skosh. No smell.
Not an epic soul cleansing bacteria rambler but sometimes you gotta take the salty with the sweet.
Heil.
Drop you off at 8? And dont be late? Oh poopoo you know what i like.
Ugghnn.
Pretty girthy turd exits quickly and with little prompting. My buttlips kinda sting a skosh. No smell.
Not an epic soul cleansing bacteria rambler but sometimes you gotta take the salty with the sweet.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
12:00pm
High noon. Shit out at the o.k. corral.
Unghhgh
Hard push....real asshole stretcher. Gentle splash as it hits the pissy water. Followed by a hershey kiss. Plop.
No smell.....very weird. Must be fully submerged.
Pooping is a blast.
High noon. Shit out at the o.k. corral.
Unghhgh
Hard push....real asshole stretcher. Gentle splash as it hits the pissy water. Followed by a hershey kiss. Plop.
No smell.....very weird. Must be fully submerged.
Pooping is a blast.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
12:08am
Had that post meal side ache that guarantees an incoming shit on the rise. This one is pushing its way out with zero effort.
Unnnhhggghh.
Devils food cake falls out my coal chute with ease. Stinks like asshole in here now.
Shitting is a great way to cap off the night.
Had that post meal side ache that guarantees an incoming shit on the rise. This one is pushing its way out with zero effort.
Unnnhhggghh.
Devils food cake falls out my coal chute with ease. Stinks like asshole in here now.
Shitting is a great way to cap off the night.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
had enchiladas with roasted hatch chilis last night. ive only been awake for 2 hours and ive shit four times
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
excellent. Those kinds of days are joyous occasions.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
I sympathize but i have always maintained that diarrhea is worthwhile.
Nice wet sizzler.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
2:17pm
Dropping off a couple of hersheys kisses.
Not a lot of poop. But a whole lot of smell.
Goddamn septic tank in here now. Perhaps a sign of things to come.
Dropping off a couple of hersheys kisses.
Not a lot of poop. But a whole lot of smell.
Goddamn septic tank in here now. Perhaps a sign of things to come.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
3:45pm.
Greasy mud starts imposing its will on my asshole. Minor push and blast.
Another grunt and push....drops of wet watery sludge drip out with ease....
Uggghhnn....more soft serve blazing out. Smells like hamburger. Drip drip drip.
I think it's over......for now.
Greasy mud starts imposing its will on my asshole. Minor push and blast.
Another grunt and push....drops of wet watery sludge drip out with ease....
Uggghhnn....more soft serve blazing out. Smells like hamburger. Drip drip drip.
I think it's over......for now.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
2:57pm.
This one is hitting like a ton of bricks. Buns barely hit toilet seat before a fat smelly log starts barrelling out.
Followed up by about ten seconds of drizzling gravy. Think another amoeba cruise ship is on its way.....
Uggghhhh......drip drop.
My stomach sounds like charlie brown adults right now.
The whiffage is hot and thick. Very luxurious. Still think more poop is on the way but i dont need to rush it.
MPGA.
This one is hitting like a ton of bricks. Buns barely hit toilet seat before a fat smelly log starts barrelling out.
Followed up by about ten seconds of drizzling gravy. Think another amoeba cruise ship is on its way.....
Uggghhhh......drip drop.
My stomach sounds like charlie brown adults right now.
The whiffage is hot and thick. Very luxurious. Still think more poop is on the way but i dont need to rush it.
MPGA.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
3:02pm.
I dont need to rush it.....
Ugghhhhnn.
Bubbly gravy bloop. Gotta get it out.
Putting a little oomph into things.
Little piss....
Pushing out a mini soft serve.
This may be a double wipe.
I dont need to rush it.....
Ugghhhhnn.
Bubbly gravy bloop. Gotta get it out.
Putting a little oomph into things.
Little piss....
Pushing out a mini soft serve.
This may be a double wipe.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
6:48pm.
I got some poop stuffed up my ass nice and far. May take some colon magic to get this load out.
Ungggghhh.
I love that wet slide noise when a turd says bye bye.
No overt poop smell. My asshole smells kinda sweaty though.
Fuck i hope im not getting constipated. I feel short changed right now.
I got some poop stuffed up my ass nice and far. May take some colon magic to get this load out.
Ungggghhh.
I love that wet slide noise when a turd says bye bye.
No overt poop smell. My asshole smells kinda sweaty though.
Fuck i hope im not getting constipated. I feel short changed right now.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
10:34pm
It is coming on hot n heavy.
Ungghhhhh.
Fat and long like the dicks of blessed africa. Following it up with a post breakage clod. The pressure is slowly but surely getting the job done.
No smell. Had plenty of coffee today so i dont get it because my farts about 7ish hours ago were straight egg rage.
Whatever. Pooping is still funner than most things.
It is coming on hot n heavy.
Ungghhhhh.
Fat and long like the dicks of blessed africa. Following it up with a post breakage clod. The pressure is slowly but surely getting the job done.
No smell. Had plenty of coffee today so i dont get it because my farts about 7ish hours ago were straight egg rage.
Whatever. Pooping is still funner than most things.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
4:52pm
I started getting those pre shit sweats where you feel kinda pukey. Yarded my drawers down and plopped my buns on the poopoo chair.
Unggggh.
Slow moving hot log that feels pretty soft serve-esque. My asshole is having trouble closing because of the glacial pace.
Fuck it smells bed in here. Rotten balogna. Butthole stings bad. Seems like it might be over but my asshole just feels caked.
Wonder what ken ballone is up to right now?
This shit feels slow messy and not as fun. But you gotta get it out.
I started getting those pre shit sweats where you feel kinda pukey. Yarded my drawers down and plopped my buns on the poopoo chair.
Unggggh.
Slow moving hot log that feels pretty soft serve-esque. My asshole is having trouble closing because of the glacial pace.
Fuck it smells bed in here. Rotten balogna. Butthole stings bad. Seems like it might be over but my asshole just feels caked.
Wonder what ken ballone is up to right now?
This shit feels slow messy and not as fun. But you gotta get it out.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
2:18pm.
Had to race home to dump a brewer.
Unnmnggghhh.
Total asshole stretcher. Smells like total fucking shit. Thick bowling pin shaped devils food cake bullies its way out my buns.
2 hunky chunks of shit floating so good.
Shitting is the apex of my existence right now.
Had to race home to dump a brewer.
Unnmnggghhh.
Total asshole stretcher. Smells like total fucking shit. Thick bowling pin shaped devils food cake bullies its way out my buns.
2 hunky chunks of shit floating so good.
Shitting is the apex of my existence right now.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
5:12pm.
Been holding it in for about 30 mins. Gonna rip.
Unnngggghhhh
Long and greasy with a lot of lumps. Almost anal beady. Followed up by 2 hershey kisses that smacked the water hard.
No smell. Fucking weird.
Been holding it in for about 30 mins. Gonna rip.
Unnngggghhhh
Long and greasy with a lot of lumps. Almost anal beady. Followed up by 2 hershey kisses that smacked the water hard.
No smell. Fucking weird.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Work is really close enough to your house where you can drive home, go to the bathroom, and come back within a reasonable timeframe?