Lie about yer Drinkin' & mastobating
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Lie about yer Drinkin' & mastobating
Only drink wine at church, blessed sacrament and only beat off to mother Theresa (god bless her).
Once at a Pat Boone Concert, burped after chugging a juice glass of prune juice. Said excuse me to my bros, and covered my mouth. Get hard on, when helping the poor and doing charity work.
Once at a Pat Boone Concert, burped after chugging a juice glass of prune juice. Said excuse me to my bros, and covered my mouth. Get hard on, when helping the poor and doing charity work.
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Re: Lie about yer Drinkin' & mastobating
I drink a case of beer a day and jack off all day long.
I fuck couch cushions.
I fuck couch cushions.
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Has anyone here ever drank an entire case of beer in one day before? I think my personal record is 15 or 16.
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I can honestly say that in all my years of drinking i never polished off a case....ever.
Half rack....no problem. Im probably in the 15-16 range but that was never preferable. I got the best altitude from 8-10 factored in with 5-6 knife hits of quality weed.
Half rack....no problem. Im probably in the 15-16 range but that was never preferable. I got the best altitude from 8-10 factored in with 5-6 knife hits of quality weed.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Oh shit....im supposed to be lying....
It's not even 8am and im drinking cognac and smoking dabs. Gonna go to work smelling like a distillery. No one will care.
Ill beat off at least twice before noon once the booze wears off and my cock works again.
It's not even 8am and im drinking cognac and smoking dabs. Gonna go to work smelling like a distillery. No one will care.
Ill beat off at least twice before noon once the booze wears off and my cock works again.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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In terms of whiskey I've downed a half a fifth before a gig before. That gig was not remembered, but filmed. Good lord what a fucking mess.kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:41 am I can honestly say that in all my years of drinking i never polished off a case....ever.
Half rack....no problem. Im probably in the 15-16 range but that was never preferable. I got the best altitude from 8-10 factored in with 5-6 knife hits of quality weed.
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I dont think i ever did any hard liquor before a show. Im crazy but not that crazy.
Actually i downed 3 pints of canadian mist right before i went on stage. I was flawless.
Actually i downed 3 pints of canadian mist right before i went on stage. I was flawless.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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What was the drunkest you've ever been?
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Fuck...the bung show at conan's was pretty bad (see prom thread).
I think 1996 when i drank like 11 shots of gin (out of coffee cup). I thought i had alcohol poisoning for sure.
There were a few bung shows in vancouver at the arnada cafe where i dont know how i made it back to longview.
That band was bad for my health.
I think 1996 when i drank like 11 shots of gin (out of coffee cup). I thought i had alcohol poisoning for sure.
There were a few bung shows in vancouver at the arnada cafe where i dont know how i made it back to longview.
That band was bad for my health.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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I believe I've drank a liter of hard liquor in one evening. Most I've masturbated in one days was 13 or 14 years old and ordered The Spice Channel on cable before by parents put the lockout on it.
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Did you get in trouble?
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Some of this shit had me howling
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Surprisingly not much. My dad did beat me up once for slamming the door and waking up my baby sister.
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I have cummed at least 60 times today.
I piss cum.
If im breathing im cumming.
I piss cum.
If im breathing im cumming.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero