ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

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I realized that a lot of the timing required for the classical piano pieces I was studying was exactly like the timing in good noise. So yeah, the intention sort of comes from the same place, so if someone just doesn't get that, their effort is a little confused.

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hi my loves, no yoga tomorrow. *******l will have chairs out on the floor; the park will be looking mighty fine, but i'm choosing self-care as i prepare for a big ol' party at my place. use this thread to coordinate if you'd like to lead the group through movement somewhere else!

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It was another test of faith for those who’d fallen in love with the raw sound of 1991’s Kerplunk, but the sheer audacity of releasing Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) more than compensated for its parent-friendly feel. Like John Lydon appearing on I’m A Celebrity – Get Me Out Of Here!, the song’s inclusion was ‘punk’ precisely because it was so ‘un-punk’. As Dirnt would later attest, “putting it on our record was the most punk thing we could do.”

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raise your hand if you use thinx - i have questions for you! i’m so over the menstrual cup + IUD combo and feeling like i’m going to pull my whole uterus out every damn time

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Zizek has to try drugs. I would pay to see what he comes up after a mushroom trip.

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[Necrometer]

Media cut there own throat ....if abc says it's raining ...I look out the window....most the time it's proof it's a beautiful day.....for what ....the sake of pretending to be right

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I read once and I'm paraphrasing, but If you read a book a week in the area of your career, that's 52 books in a year. In tens years that's 520. In ten years you will be an expert and the top 1% in your field.

Hey guys, do you have any bands whos sounds like behemoth ? Brutal blakened death

[riley-o]

Totally have to see this! LOVED Unbreakable and Split! So deliciously mindf***y!

[Necrometer]

I don't see an issue

The fundamental points of RedPill are true and Jordan Petersons work is amazing and almost irrefutable. This doesn't mean women are bad or should be treated any worse than men, us men are also slaves to our psychology and are equally as predictable. What's so depressing about a women wanting an emotionally strong man ? Or wanting to be with the best possible partner ? Hypergamy is a little distressing to think about but so is a large percentage of life and a large percentage of women an control their impulses anyway. You seem incredibly weak, accusing someone of cheating constantly is a major tun off for men and women, obsessing over Alpha/Beta and trying to control all of you're behaviour to fit "Alpha" will not come across well at all. You desperately need to work yourself, it starts with a lifting and/or exercise routine. Stop reading RedPill as now it's only a bunch guys that hate women talking about ways to hate women better but reading Jordan Peterson can only benefit your life. I wish you all the best and I hope that one day your mind is strong enough that it can accept reality.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Any of my skater friends have daughters who can grind on film?

[ghost boner]

This past week was the hardest week in my 22 years with Papa John's. I know the words of John Schnatter were offensive, and nothing pains me more than knowing they hurt you. To be clear, those words in no way represent my views or the values of our company. As the leader of Papa John's, I'm sorry.

Racism and insensitive language - no matter the context - will not be tolerated at any level of our company. Period.

Papa John's is not an individual. Papa John's is a pizza company with 120,000 corporate and franchise team members around the world. These are the people in your communities from all walks of life who work hard to provide you with better service and better pizza. These are your local owners and operators who do so much in your community.

Still, you deserve actions, not just words, so here's what we're going to do about it:

We're in the process of bringing in outside experts to help audit our company's culture and diversity and inclusion practices. This will allow us to identify our strengths and weaknesses. We will then set clear goals to do better.
Our senior management team will be on the road, listening to our employees and franchisees and getting their feedback on a path to move forward.
We'll be transparent with you along the way. We want you to hold us accountable.
I will personally be leading this effort because there is nothing more important for Papa John's right now. We want to regain your trust, and we will work hard to earn it. I know this will take time.

The entire team at Papa John's wants to thank you for your loyalty. We are only in business because of you. And it's our sincere wish that we'll continue to have the honor of serving you.

Sincerely,

Steve Ritchie
CEO, Papa John's

[FVBTVS]

he dropped dead in front of me while i was feeding my daughter. it fucking sucked.
he wasn't even that old.
he laid on cold tile and just peaced the fuck out in 30 seconds
he DROPPED DEAD. have you ever fucking seen basically any animal do that?
no
he was next to me, begging for food and then he laid the fuck down and DIIIIED.

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Will Power to override the auto cum feature that’s built in

[riley-o]

There was no job. There would be no paycheck. Cam’s only obligation was to his night elf hunter, and it was an all-consuming commitment.

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there's so much ringtone-worthy, brutal stomp in this album

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Mixing Tame Impala and Darkthrone... Fantastic!

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My one regret is that I didn't do more photo shoots while breastfeeding

[Necrometer]

Protection against repeated vaginal SHIV challenges

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"A Thousand Suns" by the band, Hard Girls, is just exceptional "sophisticated" punk rock from start to finish. Jump on it.

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Could you do something about people using their sexuality to try and trick little kids and people who can't think for themselves into making that individual famous, I highly doubt you can call that gaming Microsoft

[Wormholegenerator]

hello?

>>>HEY THIS IS GRIMES

...?

>>>I'M DATING YOUR BOSS'S BOSS🧐

ok

>>>DO YOU PEOPLE WANT A UNION Y/N????

what

>>>‍‍‍

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hello?

>>>HEY THIS IS GRIMES

...?

>>>I'M DATING YOUR BOSS'S BOSS🧐

ok

>>>DO YOU PEOPLE WANT A UNION Y/N????

what

>>>‍‍‍

GRIMES: ¡good morninggg! xDDDD

MUSK: hello my evropa, my sparkling summer solstice of sweet sherry. no-gods do i love alliteration

GRIMES: what R U doin todayyy 🧠

MUSK: methinks at precisely 22:35 on the dot i shall tonguepunch your delectable twatterino ;P

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The Internet Reacts To DJ Khaled's Underwhelming Overwatch League Concert

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thedadogbreath7
6 years ago
goddamned i want to cremate myself on this song .hail satan..