WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER WINTER BALL?

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kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm

That actually may have been the night this hot chick squatted down in front of shanghai tunnel and pissed on the sidewalk. Then i bent down and licked it up.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:41 am
kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm

That actually may have been the night this hot chick squatted down in front of shanghai tunnel and pissed on the sidewalk. Then i bent down and licked it up.
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Bob didn't remember it when i brought it up last night but joe did.
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I don't think my school had a winter brawl. I never went to any dances though anyway...
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Okay. So you didn't go to any dances. But did you eat your girlfriend's cooze for the first time out behind your grandma's house when you were 14?
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What no :confused:

My grandma lived on the other side of the city :confused:


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How old were you when you first ate cunt?

Im probably one of the few on this board that has tasted a woman's asshole while nuclear assault played on the stereo.

'Survive'.....it had just come out.
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Oh man I remember it like a fine wine on a summer's day.

My grandma went "What are you doing!" and I said "Callin Jesus a C-U-N-T and eating butthole, get over it!"

She went "Wha-wha-whaaaat!" and a her hair went flying straight up from the top of her scalp and fire came out because she was such a gay pussy.

I yelled "SHUT UP" and knocked my girlfreinds butthole into a shelf of Precious Memories figurines while I ran out of the house, and I jumped on my skateboard (which had METALLICA stickers on it and was shaped like a blade). I jumped over a trampoline and the mailman tried to stop me, but I yelled GLEN BENTON and he died.

Later that day I got my first sick beejer because I puked off Vodka and the whole school voted that I had the most important boners
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Playstation 2... sigh....
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seems like it was just yesterday we was slammin tooters and crankin mudvayne
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1998

Me and pam wanted to go fuck out in the woods. We went up mt. Brynion and went to manasco's property. We climbed the gate and went down the trail. We ended up in a clearing. She spread the blanket out and we got down to business. It was like 5 or 6pm on a summer night. Hella out out. Perfect for screwing in the woods.

Then the mosquitos came. We got bit up. I couldn't bust a but. We vacated and heading back to her beat up honda civic. Drove about a mile down the road and pulled into a logging road where she proceeded to suck my cock all covered in her sticky puss juice. I jammed fingers into cunt.

We drove back to town and had some beers at the maltese. We both had mosquito bites all over.

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I was smoking camel reds at the time.
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Why is there so much woods fucking?
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hipster holocaust wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:27 pm Why is there so much woods fucking?
Pacific northwest + balls full of cum = in the woods fucking
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:14 pm Oh man I remember it like a fine wine on a summer's day.

My grandma went "What are you doing!" and I said "Callin Jesus a C-U-N-T and eating butthole, get over it!"

She went "Wha-wha-whaaaat!" and a her hair went flying straight up from the top of her scalp and fire came out because she was such a gay pussy.

I yelled "SHUT UP" and knocked my girlfreinds butthole into a shelf of Precious Memories figurines while I ran out of the house, and I jumped on my skateboard (which had METALLICA stickers on it and was shaped like a blade). I jumped over a trampoline and the mailman tried to stop me, but I yelled GLEN BENTON and he died.

Later that day I got my first sick beejer because I puked off Vodka and the whole school voted that I had the most important boners
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1998.

A dude i knew used to work at dairy queen stole a whole bag of chocolate chip cookie dough balls. The ones they use for the blizzards. We got hella ripped and pretty much slayed the whole bag.

Next day i felt the waves of nausea hit me. Pam was over at the house looking to get stoned. We ended up getting naked and fucking. She had a nice cunt. I got up to piss afterwards. Barfed up a bunch of cookie dough stuff. My mouth tasted like raw eggs and stomach acid.

I brushed my puke stained teeth with her cooze.

That was the first day we hooked up. We stayed together for about 2 months.

I never told her that i probably put some barf in her cunt.

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1998.

Pam being the fiery red headed bar fly that she was gave our friend gary a ride to chad's house where i lived.

Me being a big emo bitch i was at 25 got mad that she gave him a ride. I acted like the dumb jealous boyfriend i now spend my days trying to counsel.

My anger was somewhat justified since she used to fuck gary before she ditched him. But anyhow.....

We end up arguing for awhile. We ended up making up. She went into the bathroom and sat down to piss.

I ate her ditch while she poured her whizz. It was romantic.

Afterwards we toked a bunch of knifers. Listened to spazz and smoked camel reds.

She teaches special ed and is married to another teacher. He looks like a neanderthal.

Wonder if he's tasted her pissy snatch like a freshly tapped keg like your ol boy here?
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1990.

My buddy chris told me about this chick named nicole that was insistent on taking him out on a date.

"She's kinda big but she wants to pay for dinner so whatever."

About a week later me and some pals were out driving around. We see chris in his dad's truck at a stop sign. He had gone out with nicole that night. We pull up along side him.

"How did it go man?"

"She sucked me off. You should call her."

So next day or so i call her up and start laying on my teenage charm. One thing leads to another and i end up setting up a date with her.

I pick her up and we drive around for awhile and we end up at the rock quarry. We start making out and next thing you know she's sucking my boner. It was the first time i had gotten a blow job where the chick totally sucked my load down her neck.

We drove back to town and i was getting kind of low on gas. I drove to my bank and acted like i was getting money out of the ATM. I get back in the car in a huff.

"Fuckin ATM is broke"

She gives me ten bucks. I drop her off at one of her friend's house. I never called her again. She paid me ten bucks to suck my cock.

I bought some taco bell AND gas.
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I would like to see how much gas and TB $10 in 1990 gulf war bux got.
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Gas was like $1.12 a gallon. I think i got 5 bux worth.

I probably 3 or 4 chili cheese burritos and a large soda.

I mean hell....a guy has to celebrate.
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