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the way that guy feels about mudvayne being commandeered by nu-metal is exactly how I feel about the motherfucking millennials who performed criminal wikipedia-editing to claim people born in 1980 (me) as their own. maybe an insane & condescending wordpress tirade will correct this situation...
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Back In The Day When Norisk Arisk Black Metal Meant Something,
Aryan Winds Blew Under Fullmoon Forever And Winter Night Was Eternal,
The Mighty Stood Pround In Front Of Burning Religious Institutions,
Death Was The Master And There Was No Escape From The Holocaust And Evil,

Now Everyone Makes Erotic Militant Display On Album Cover,
Collect Them All Like Pokemon And Show Off At Local PTA Meetings,
Your Squad Circle Jerks In Merch Booth At Golden Shower Festival,
Keeping The Scene Pure Of People That Don't Pretend To Be Aryan,
Under The Watchful Eyes Of Communist Artifical Intelligence

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES,
IT'S BLACK METAL JUST BUY EVERYTHING NOW,
QUICKLY, QUICKLY! SO WE CAN OVERDOSE ON THE CULT,
SEND ALL THE MONEY TO RANDOM PERSON FROM EARLY DAYS OF SCENE NOW, AND POST It ONLINE! NOW!
DO IT, DO IT NOW! YES DO, IT NOW!
I Will Be Explicit In My World View, And All Shall Know Of My Obvious Militancy,
Until The Death We Fight Aginst Judeo-Masonic Order By Buying The Same Shit Over And Over Again,
Live Forever In Seclusion From The Modern World In Front Of Blue Lights On Computer,
Stockpile Pornography And Video Games To Go With Die Hard Swril Vinyl Of N S War Black Metal,

Make Everything About Image And Brainwash Culture With Mindless Drivel,
Preach Of Honor While Selling Yourself Over To Highest Bidder For Exposure,
Crush The Poser In Music Scene Built On Posers Posing For Other Posers,
Do Anything To Continue Prostitution Before Pseudo Ninties Scene Guru's,
While They Take Your Last Shekel, Talking Of Tradition Back In The Day,
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YES WHAT HAHAHAHH
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Check out our promo video Fentanyl Heroin:

Founded in November of 2018 by N. Moroder and Vaginalizer. Fentanyl plays Dark Industrial/Power Electronics with lyrics inspired by events happened in Vaginalizer’s personal life. Fentanyl is not a band, Fentanyl is total substances induced madness

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God MUST be sitting rinkside watching The Bulldogs against Owen and the Anvil the NEW Heart Foundation

RIP God called his angels home for a five star match, I bet God’s arena is the old Cow Palace!!!! RIP!!!
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This book is the literary equivalent of sitting in traffic on the way to work only to find the door chained and an out of business sign on the door. The disappointment doesn’t stop there. When you get back into your car, it won’t start. It is too far to walk anywhere, and your cell phone is dead. You live in your car for days eating leftover french fries found under the seat only to finally remember you have to jiggle the key sometimes to start your car. Elated, you leave the office an pull out into dead stop traffic. After hours and hours, you finally get home only to find no one had even noticed you were gone.
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It's not art. It probably wasn't meant to be art either. There's a lot of talented artists that are able to make the most beautiful pieces out of erotica and sexualities. But this ain't it fam. It sounds more like a sad excuse to reduce a jail sentence because he felt the need to do something "cool" it's an insult to real art and artists.
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Haters gonna hate and all those ebonic statements... but this is still very much Beherit.
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He was convinced that there's some dimensional merge happening, and there's 2 main dimensions. C-197, where all fiction exists, (Everything from Rick and Morty to Family Guy to Mario, and of course to Sonichu.) is currently merging with our dimension, 1228. It's basically his whole new age obsession/religion now.

He also found some kittens in his Backyard and took them under his wing. One of them, Patches, had a very bad disease. Chris didn't really do anything to stop this, but of course begged for money as he's been broke for a year after wasting it all on toys. People actually did mail him Cat medicine, money for medicine, and even called veterinarians around Chris' area to go to his house and check up on Patches and the rest of the cats. Of course, Chris wasted the money on toys and games like he always does. Eventually, due to poor care and overall no care whatsoever from Chris, Patches tragically died.

Oh and there's also this gang of IRL Teen Trannies who Chris knows and hangs out with. I think he also buys weed from them, but that might just be an inside joke.

There's also this Magi-chan troll which kinda serves as another Idea Guy, and is probably one due to the tweet where Chris jacked off to All-star having various references to the Idea Guys. (It mentions the Bluegrass state, which is Kentucky. One of the Idea Guys is from Kentucky.)

One last thing, the Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that he was Bisexual, in a Polygamous relationship with Magi-chan, an upcoming character in Sonichu named Cryzel, (Which the Idea Guys had an entire Discord chat Roleplay with Chris were they force him to do fucked up things and or they'll hurt Cryzel.) Mewtwo, and Silvana. They also convinced him that he was a CPU Goddess from Hyperdimension Neptunia, and ruled the land of Comma. (He now represents the Commadore 64. Hyperdimension Neptunia's whole gimmick is it's a basic parody of the gaming industry as a whole. With anime waifus representing different consoles in forms of their design and kingdoms.) And under the influence of the Idea Guys that he was Bi, he went to TooManyGames and harassed various male and female employees and guests, as well as making an ass out of himself in front of Eggman and Bowser's VAs. When security came to take his sorry ass out, he had a mental breakdown and bent over on the floor crying.
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Please stop showing up at my house. I will not hug you, I will not take a photo with you, and I absolutely will not sign your palette
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“Drawing together communiqués, covert interviews, oral and underground history of introvert struggles (Introfada), here for the first time is a detailed documentation of the political demands of shy people.

Radicalised against the imperial domination of globalised PR projectionism, extrovert poise and loudness, the Shy Radicals and their guerrilla wing the Shy Underground are a vanguard movement intent on trans-rupting consensus extrovert-supremacist politics and assertiveness culture of the twenty first century. The movement aims to establish an independent homeland – Aspergistan, a utopian state for introverted people, run according to Shyria Law and underpinned by Pan-Shyist ideology, protecting the rights of the oppressed quiet and shy people.

Shy Radicals are the Black Panther Party of the introvert class, and this anti-systemic manifesto is a quiet and thoughtful polemic, a satire that uses anti-colonial theory to build a critique of dominant culture and the rising tide of Islamophobia.”
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FVBTVS wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:24 am
“Drawing together communiqués, covert interviews, oral and underground history of introvert struggles (Introfada), here for the first time is a detailed documentation of the political demands of shy people.

Radicalised against the imperial domination of globalised PR projectionism, extrovert poise and loudness, the Shy Radicals and their guerrilla wing the Shy Underground are a vanguard movement intent on trans-rupting consensus extrovert-supremacist politics and assertiveness culture of the twenty first century. The movement aims to establish an independent homeland – Aspergistan, a utopian state for introverted people, run according to Shyria Law and underpinned by Pan-Shyist ideology, protecting the rights of the oppressed quiet and shy people.

Shy Radicals are the Black Panther Party of the introvert class, and this anti-systemic manifesto is a quiet and thoughtful polemic, a satire that uses anti-colonial theory to build a critique of dominant culture and the rising tide of Islamophobia.”
https://monoskop.org/images/7/78/Ahsan_ ... t_2017.pdf
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mommy mommy help, the drums aren’t perfect on my national socialist blackmetal jams. I want my money back from my little bullshit YouTube existence. Help mommy, mommy!!!!!!
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I dont wanna be attracted to YT PEOPLE!!! I wanna prioritize and luv my fellow PoC, and i've been doing such a good job at decolonizing my beauty standards. Like i'm gonna luv anyone who proves themselves to me?? Including yt folx

but like, I wish the first gut instinct of attraction I felt didnt so heavily swing YT. I rlly gotta work on that bc a lot of that attraction is coercive and not genuine.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!
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I'm sorry but McDonald's seriously needs to stop raising the prices of their cheaper menu items. Really.. $2 for a mcdouble? The mcdouble was originally $1 & introduced as a cheaper version of the double cheeseburger. And remember when cheeseburgers were 89 cents? I guess $1.39 is only a 50 cent price raise. Plus worst of all the tiny ass hashbrowns are almost 2 bucks. I know I sound like a broke bitch complaining about cheap food but when the only money u have is money you need for other things, and you're hungry... McDonald's USED to be the place to go. Even the app has less and less deals/coupons every day....
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Tariff man’s next move: shoot the hostage
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All morals aside the jokes was funny and that's why I listen to comics
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My 13 year old son is bullied by girls his age, has very low self esteem but he tells me your book is giving him new insight on life. He spends his freetime passing out pamphlets with your lit on the bus and outside the public school (I homeschool, we're good christian folk)
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You wear dark eyeliner and mascara and dark lipstick while giving a seductive look you stretch pink dubble bubble bubblegum or grape big league chew bubblegum even and smooth on ur tongue like you would if you were gonna blow a bubble then while stretched on ur tongue if you touch my neck cock or chest with it the stickiness drives me crazy and stimulates me
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Particle physics themed black metal
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