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zombiehead wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 am yea, i think Blood was in the band name.


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UPDATE

MetalSucks went down a deep rabbit hole to see just how far Jared was taking the lie, and it included creating an entire website for his fake booking agency, StageRight complete with other fake bands with amazing names like Brian Guy, Michael Anthony, Newport, "Fiona" and Ice Age. All sound like artists, but are not. The webpage is incredible. http://stagerightbookings.com/

MetalSucks also picked up on the fact that the band created a fake record label and a fake record label website to go along with their fake booking agency. This guy has all his bases covered, except he just assumed nobody would actually pay attention to these things? The fake label, http://www.superlativemusic.com/ coincidentally shares a similar roster to the booking agency. In addition to Threatin, we have old favorites Michael Anthony, Fiona, and Brian Guy. A now deleted "About" page features an incredible fake history of this non-existent label:

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Even more impressive is Jared created a fake metal news website, http://toprockpress.com/ to give the impression that somebody is actually covering his act. The site features outdated stories about Tony Iommi and Axl Rose. I admire how far he's taking this con.
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Jered Threatin's Actual Identity Uncovered

Jered had a death metal (maybe black metal?) band called Saetith, and released two EPs in 2007 and 2010. Metal Archives listings do come up for Saetith and Jered. You can even stream the 2010 EP, Revive the Blasphemy.



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Foot Foot wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:13 pm Jered Threatin's Actual Identity Uncovered

Jered had a death metal (maybe black metal?) band called Saetith, and released two EPs in 2007 and 2010. Metal Archives listings do come up for Saetith and Jered. You can even stream the 2010 EP, Revive the Blasphemy.



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I......actually like this? I mean it’s not terrible. Other than the stupid promo photo. Kind of sounds like less wanky necrophagist with screams.
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can we post album art heresies here? this is by vincent locke, too... WTF?
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black dahlia murder have a dreadful cover of paint it black
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"since a lot of people are judging Omnia for their clothes, here's a post from their Facebook page:

"We wear sheepskins from some very rare ancient races of sheep which are slowly being re-introduced into nature areas of Europe (Jenny's is a Norwegian "Spælsau", Daphyd, Rob, Phil and myself all wear the skins of the Dutch "Drents heideschaap" the oldest breed of domesticated European sheep (+/- 4000 years) which have been saved from extinction by 100% bio-organic farmers. All our sheep skins are of certified origin, and we know the people who bred them personally, our donations help them to continue breeding and protecting these beautiful and special sheep.
And when the sheep get old and die, their skins help keep us warm in the snow... The leather of our loin-cloths is made from bio-organic-farmed goatskin, sheep skin and (wild) Boar skin..... The various feathers we wear have all be given to us by fans or gathered in the wild by ourselves... the animal / bird skulls and various bones on my indian head-dress have all been gathered from road-kill corpses and cleaned by me personally..."

You can dislike their music, their lyrics, their style, their attitude or whatever but they definitely do respect nature and animals."


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I think Mr Budd loved that band. I hated that video each time it showed up on Beavis and Butthead
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