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aeser wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:16 am -A-list metal celebrity, if you listen to metal you supposedly know who this guy is
-in death metal and prog metal bands
See I feel like these two clues are mutually exclusive
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cxwx wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:08 amOla Englund
that's not the worst guess but afaik he's been married to the same lady forever
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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copstache wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:48 am
cxwx wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:08 amOla Englund
that's not the worst guess but afaik he's been married to the same lady forever
Yeah I was watching one of his videos and he mentioned both his wife and baby almost died while she was giving birth. It was really jarring and took me out of the “watching another goofy YouTube metal dorks video” frame of mind.
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nevermind, didn't see the non american part

hannes grossman? marco minnemann?
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Linus Klausenitzer is/was in Obscura and Alkaloid and probably thinks people have heard of him. I'm guessing the person's fame is being exaggerated.
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She also may have changed some details to try and misdirect? People do that a lot, the best attempt I saw was when Kriss Angel's fiancee tried to post on r/relationships about how much she hates his house and all his antique magician memorabilia, and changed her age and his and a few other details but everyone still figured it out because there are only so many celebrity magicians.
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spacehamster wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:05 amLinus Klausenitzer
I love this as a guess but I don't think he has a signature bass... (does anyone other than gene simmons? OK, apparently Tom Araya does... for when you MUST have that signature Slayer bass sound!)
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:51 pm
spacehamster wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:05 amLinus Klausenitzer
I love this as a guess but I don't think he has a signature bass... (does anyone other than gene simmons? OK, apparently Tom Araya does... for when you MUST have that signature Slayer bass sound!)
I’m sure there’s a millions signature basses out there. flea, Fieldy and victor wooten has off the top of my head.
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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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I remember him bitching that Ibanez couldnt make his bass with flat white paint or some bullshit.
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Someone from Gojira?
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doesnt spacehamster play bass?
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I've got a lot of proto-joke ideas about what an SH signature bass would entail, none of them are fully fleshed out, check back in with me in a few days to see if I came up with anything worth posting, okay good hustle out there team
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I bet it's that kung-fu grindcore band.

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